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Cynic Empowerment

Take a nice long sip of cynicism with your favorite podcast hosts Timmy and Jimmy. We will talk you through only the most dismal and depraved topics in our society. Come gather round as we give long rambling answers as to the reasons why we are sad sacks. Oh, and this is primarily a comedy podcast so laugh, haha hahaha *sobs* #cynic #empowerment #podcast #podcasts #about #capitalism #socialism #sad #topics #funny #informative #cynical #deadjokes #dead #jokes

Episode 68 - Ballsy Balls-on-Naro: "It's Not my Wallet!"

69 hours 47 mins; September 14, 2019

Episode 67 - NASA Gave me Pee Pee Pants

61 hours 8 mins; September 08, 2019

Episode 66 - Are you a Pedophile, Yes or No?

50 mins; September 03, 2019

Episode 65 - Unabomber? More like Una- BALLER!!!

70 hours 59 mins; August 26, 2019

Episode 64 - Stay Puft Y'all

59 mins; August 16, 2019

Episode 63 - 'We don't Serve Badges'

57 mins; August 11, 2019

Episode 62 - Barf Catz

58 mins; July 31, 2019

Episode 61 - Man-Killer Wave

66 hours 10 mins; July 25, 2019

Episode 60 - Colonel Sanders is a God D*** Hero

62 hours 19 mins; July 17, 2019

Episode 59 - Gecko from the Get-Go

50 mins; July 06, 2019

Episode 58 - Alabamy is at it Again

62 hours 44 mins; July 02, 2019

Episode 57 - Killing It

76 hours 6 mins; June 22, 2019

Episode 56 - Cold Pressed Cynicism

61 hours 50 mins; June 09, 2019

Episode 55 - Colt 45 Grandma

56 mins; June 05, 2019

Episode 54 - Magic Wands Are For Everyone

66 hours 27 mins; May 27, 2019

Episode 53 - Vienna Sausages Taste Like Poverty

61 hours 15 mins; May 18, 2019

Episode 52 - IT'S JUST BLEACH!!!

51 mins; May 08, 2019

Episode 51 - Stop Burning Women Alive, Just STOP IT

69 hours 52 mins; April 19, 2019

Episode 50 - A year in Review of Cynic Empowerment

71 hours 46 mins; April 14, 2019

Episode 49 - Going Off the Rails Like a Naked Russian Dude on an Airplane

87 hours 56 mins; April 09, 2019

Episode 48 - Who Let the Fascist In?

60 hours 41 mins; March 31, 2019

Episode 47 - Got a Pothole, Who Yah Gonna Call? Dom-inos

58 mins; March 24, 2019

Episode 46 - Good Ole Boys and Duturtle Land

64 hours 25 mins; March 17, 2019

Episode 45 - Furries Eating Cake

56 mins; March 10, 2019

Episode 44 - PETA: People Euthanizing The Animals

68 hours 37 mins; March 03, 2019

Episode 43 - FLOOPTYDOOP!

73 hours 10 mins; February 23, 2019

Episode 42 - Cat Shields > Cornflakes

64 hours 11 mins; February 15, 2019

Episode 41 - Hellphones Make Child Soldiers

69 hours 0 mins; February 09, 2019

Episode 40 - Stupid People Ruin Everything

58 mins; February 03, 2019

Episode 39 - ROBOT OVERLORDS 2020

64 hours 3 mins; January 26, 2019

Episode 38 - One Man's Phobia is Another Man's Philia ft. Julia Winsch

63 hours 59 mins; January 19, 2019

Episode 37 - Misanthropes Anonymous

82 hours 41 mins; January 12, 2019

Episode 36 - You Can't Spell Lambo Without Hot Dog

74 hours 26 mins; January 01, 2019

Episode 35 - Poo Unto Others as They Poo Unto You?

53 mins; December 11, 2018

Episode 34 - Super Babies Are a Whale of a Time

56 mins; December 05, 2018

Episode 33 - What's The Silver Lining?

48 mins; December 01, 2018

Episode 32 - Cheesecake Factory or Death

54 mins; November 23, 2018

Episode 31 - Think About the Children

56 mins; November 20, 2018

Episode 30 - Dirtaaay Duterte

50 mins; November 11, 2018

Episode 29 - Hitler Dad and Friends

46 mins; November 04, 2018

Episode 28 - Fatbergs, These Bergs Are Fat

60 hours 39 mins; October 25, 2018

Episode 27 - Sex Magic Made Me Superman a Killdozer

53 mins; October 19, 2018

Episode 26 - Listener Bee-ware of Colony Collapse Disorder

57 mins; October 13, 2018

Episode 25 - Separate But Not So Equal

58 mins; October 06, 2018

Episode 24 - U Poor Bro?

72 hours 41 mins; September 28, 2018

Episode 23 - How About We Not Genocide?

60 hours 16 mins; September 22, 2018

Episode 22 - Big Pharma

53 mins; September 15, 2018

Episode 21 - No Disaster Like an Industrial Disaster

77 hours 11 mins; September 08, 2018

Episode 20 -The Cost of Tuition is Too Damn High!

60 hours 8 mins; August 29, 2018

Listener Response #1

29 mins; August 25, 2018

Episode 19 - Mo' Sugar Mo' Problems

59 mins; August 25, 2018

Episode 18 - Punishment, What a Capital Idea!

53 mins; August 18, 2018

Episode 17 - Attention Disorders

51 mins; August 11, 2018

Episode 16 - Holidays? More Like Holi-Nays

51 mins; August 01, 2018

Episode 15 - Part 2 - All About the LULZ

41 mins; July 30, 2018

Episode 15 - Part 1 - All About The LULZ

73 hours 45 mins; July 22, 2018

Episode 14 - Not So Great Library of Alexandria

64 hours 55 mins; July 19, 2018

Episode 13 - Why Not More Space?

58 mins; July 12, 2018

Episode 12 - Plagues of Our Time

54 mins; July 07, 2018

Episode 11 - Male Body Image

76 hours 19 mins; June 30, 2018

Episode 10 - When Did Nerds Become Cool?

56 mins; June 22, 2018

Episode 9 - Filthy Millennials

65 hours 57 mins; June 12, 2018

Episode 8 - Not Enough Hours in the Day

58 mins; June 08, 2018

Episode 7 - Yulin Dog Festival, Not What You Think

58 mins; June 02, 2018

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