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Worthless Clowns
a podcast about how stupid we all are, hosted by NYC comedians Ali O'Neil & Brittany Cardwell
UPDATES + BRITTANY'S SPECIAL IS COMING OUT!
19 mins; October 16, 2025
I HAVE A PHD IN TONY HAWK PRO SKATER
50 mins; September 02, 2025
I'M THE FISH TANK GUY
64 hours 6 mins; August 25, 2025
THE SMELLIEST GIRL IN GYM CLASS w/ Kelly Taylor
54 mins; August 18, 2025
THE PSYCHOLOGY OF CLAPPING 101
51 mins; August 12, 2025
WE LIKED THE WAY YOU FARTED ON ZOOM
48 mins; August 04, 2025
MY TWISTED LITTLE EXPERIMENT w/ Joe Nunnink
53 mins; July 28, 2025
BLASTING INTO MY MEMORIES
51 mins; July 21, 2025
I PROMISE TO BUILD HOMES FOR THESE RATS
55 mins; July 14, 2025
STOP TALKING ABOUT THE TITANIC w/ Lucia Whalen
54 mins; July 08, 2025
BUTT OUT IN A KAYAK
55 mins; June 23, 2025
I GOT SNAKES IN MY POCKETS
52 mins; June 16, 2025
I'D LOVE TO SMELL YOUR HAIR w/ Steven Rogers
64 hours 26 mins; June 09, 2025
POOP FAMILY ARRESTED FOR FRAUD
54 mins; June 02, 2025
WHATEVER DADDY WANTS
58 mins; May 19, 2025
I USED MY AGENCY AND I FEEL POWERFUL w/Shaunak Godkhindi
47 mins; May 12, 2025
MY AFFAIR WITH CRIS ANGEL, MIND FREAK
58 mins; May 05, 2025
NO ONE KNOWS I'M WEARING A BACK BRACE
52 mins; April 28, 2025
IT'S ME OR THE CLOWNS
57 mins; April 21, 2025
THIS GUY'S GOT A WIFE?
57 mins; April 14, 2025
FLASHING THE UPS GUY
52 mins; April 07, 2025
I'M DEFINITELY STRAIGHT AND HERE'S HOW I FOUND OUT w/ Lucas Connolly
54 mins; March 31, 2025
PAYING TAXES THEN WETTING THE BED
56 mins; March 24, 2025
TWO 4S DRINKIN BEERS
57 mins; March 17, 2025
DID YOU BRING THIS? w/ Gabby Jordan Brown
47 mins; March 10, 2025
IT'S LAVA LAMP FRIDAY
47 mins; March 03, 2025
I GOT PROS IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES
53 mins; February 24, 2025
I ATE TOO MANY EGGS AND SPIRALED INTO DARKNESS
42 mins; February 19, 2025
WHY IS BRO EATING SNICKERS LIKE THAT w/Mike Brown
58 mins; February 11, 2025
CLOGGED THE TOILET WITH MY VAPE
50 mins; February 03, 2025
WALKING AROUND LIKE A GOTH LITTLE KAREN
55 mins; January 27, 2025
WHAT DID YOU GET ON THE BRISTOL STOOL SCALE? w/ Carmen Lagala
55 mins; January 20, 2025
INVITE ME INTO THE NEXT JOKES TOMORROW
58 mins; January 13, 2025
I FEAR I DON'T KNOW THIS WOMAN AT ALL
49 mins; January 06, 2025
TRACKING DOG SH** INTO MUSIC CLASS w/Jake Silberman
55 mins; December 30, 2024
SOMETIMES MY MIND COMES OUT ALL THE WAY
51 mins; December 17, 2024
ROBBED BY TEENS WITH SQUIRT GUNS
56 mins; December 10, 2024
THROWBACK EP: WHEN BOOGERS WERE BIG w/Shane Torres
69 hours 40 mins; December 02, 2024
I HOPE IT'S OK I'M BALD SOMETIMES w/ James Coburn
52 mins; November 25, 2024
CHUGGING HOT SAUCE IN A JOB INTERVIEW
45 mins; November 18, 2024
I DON'T UNDERSTAND CHOOSING THE CLARINET
45 mins; November 11, 2024
PLAYING WITH HOTWHEELS THEN GETTING YOUR PERIOD
55 mins; November 04, 2024
EATING GUACAMOLE WITH MY BUSH OUT w/Andrea Allan
61 hours 42 mins; October 28, 2024
TOO MANY PICTURES OF DOG BALLS
56 mins; October 21, 2024
MEN HAVE THROWN CHAIRS AT HER: A MEMOIR
51 mins; October 14, 2024
EVERY HAMSTER DIES THE WORST DEATH
51 mins; October 07, 2024
I'M FULL OF IDEAS ABOUT CRIMES
57 mins; October 01, 2024
LIKE A CICADA I SHIT MY PANTS EVERY 10 YEARS, w/ Courtney Maginnis
52 mins; September 24, 2024
IT'S SCAM AWARENESS WEEK
55 mins; September 16, 2024
THAT'S HOW I FEEL ABOUT PEOPLE WHO MAKE HORSES DANCE
47 mins; September 10, 2024
IF I HAD A GUN I WOULDN'T BE WEARING SHOES AT HOME w/ Blake Freeman
54 mins; September 03, 2024
INTRODUCING HOTDOG.COM
58 mins; August 27, 2024
MOMMY, I PISSED MY GOTH PANTS ON THE BUS
55 mins; August 19, 2024
THESE FEET ARE DOING NOTHING FOR ME w/ Peter Wong
51 mins; August 12, 2024
I'M NOT THE GIRL WHO THREW UP ON THE PHONE, I'M A WOMAN
55 mins; August 05, 2024
FLOPPY AND BITABLE IN A FIGHT
55 mins; July 29, 2024
LITTLE MAN TRUMP'S HAUNTED RINGY EAR
57 mins; July 22, 2024
GETTING YOUR SH*T ROCKED BY THE OCEAN
47 mins; July 15, 2024
FALLING ASLEEP IN JURY DUTY w/ Gastor Almonte
55 mins; July 08, 2024
TESLAS ARE A FASCIST CAR FOR BABIES
54 mins; July 01, 2024
HOW TO SECRETLY BAPTIZE YOUR GRANDCHILDREN
57 mins; June 24, 2024
I COULDN'T DO TO WOMEN WHAT I DO TO MEN w/ Christiana Jackson
55 mins; June 17, 2024
I'M SWEATY IN MY ARMPITS, AT LEAST
53 mins; June 10, 2024
ESCAPING THE ROOM OF UNCONSCIOUS
57 mins; June 03, 2024
PUT YOUR SIN SHOES BACK ON w/ Kevin Casey White
59 mins; May 28, 2024
THE IDEA SLAPPED MY MIND
53 mins; May 20, 2024
I GOT AN UGLY MUG AND SH*T EYES
51 mins; May 12, 2024
THE LAST CLEAN B*TCH ON THIS PODCAST w/ Caitlin Peluffo
57 mins; May 06, 2024
ARE PEOPLE STILL DOING SIMPSON'S P*RN?
54 mins; April 29, 2024
SHITTING IS THE OPPOSITE OF STANDING
49 mins; April 22, 2024
MY VIRGINITY IS PRISTINE LIKE A LAKE
53 mins; April 15, 2024
I LOVE MY COUNTRY AND I HAVE HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE w/ Casey James Salengo
61 hours 7 mins; April 08, 2024
HE WAS THE EMO VERSION OF JERRY SEINFELD
55 mins; April 01, 2024
EATING A POTATO HOT DOG STYLE
51 mins; March 25, 2024
EXPLOITING MENTAL ILLNESS FOR PERSONAL PROFIT w/ John F. O'Donnell
66 hours 6 mins; March 18, 2024
HOT EMO BOYS KISSING ON THE COMPUTER
51 mins; March 11, 2024
A CAT VERSION OF SLOTH FROM THE GOONIES
53 mins; March 04, 2024
THE ENERGY’S BAD IN HERE, WE NEED A FEDORA
44 mins; February 26, 2024
WHO BEHIND THE BIG WEIRD MURDER w/ Abe Gatling
60 hours 14 mins; February 19, 2024
SHE'S WIPING HER ASS ON THE CARPET WITH INTENTION
47 mins; February 12, 2024
THE CIA TOOK ME OUT BECAUSE OF MY GOOD BIG BRAIN
48 mins; February 05, 2024
I'M GOOD AT DRAWING HORSES AND I DON'T KNOW WHY w/ Shane Torres
64 hours 12 mins; January 30, 2024
LIVE LAUGH LOVE LYMPHOMA
44 mins; January 22, 2024
I GUESS I FEEL POWERFUL AND GOOD
43 mins; January 15, 2024
IT'S WEIRD TO SAY 'MY DAD HAS ABS' w/ Jamie Lee
58 mins; January 08, 2024
THE BEST PART OF A HUG IS THE EVEN DISTRIBUTION
50 mins; December 18, 2023
I HAVE A LOT OF IDENTIFIABLE MOLES
46 mins; December 12, 2023
IF WATER IS SENTIENT, HOW DO I HANG OUT WITH IT? w/ Myka Fox
45 mins; December 05, 2023
ALL NAKED CATS GO TO HELL
53 mins; November 27, 2023
OUR PISS IS BURNING TOGETHER
43 mins; November 20, 2023
WHAT IF WE NUTTED AT THE SAME TIME
44 mins; November 13, 2023
COME HERE MY CUTE LITTLE SM*GMA w/ Mae Planert
56 mins; November 13, 2023
YOUNG MAN SHOUTS AT BUILDING
47 mins; October 30, 2023
YOU'RE PLAYING BASKETBALL WITH YOUR PISS
52 mins; October 23, 2023
SAVING "I LOVE YOU" FOR MARRIAGE, w/ Ben Katzner
58 mins; October 16, 2023
I STUCK A TAMPON IN MY RIPPED TONGUE HOLE
49 mins; October 09, 2023
I HAVE MY GRANDMA'S T*TS AND MY DAD'S A**
45 mins; October 02, 2023
ONE CLAP FOR A PENIS w/Lukas Arnold
59 mins; September 26, 2023
CLEVELAND CAN SUCK MY ENTIRE EGGS
51 mins; September 18, 2023
HAVE YOU EVER GONE TO A DUMPSTER?
46 mins; September 11, 2023
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