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Plumbing the Death Star

An award winning podcast hosted by three of the worst brains Australia has to offer. Two guys named Joel and their friend answer pop culture’s most important questions in the wrongest way possible. Not a Star Wars podcast. Subscribe to the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts for even more content to ruin your day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Lena Moon Asks What Would Be the Worst Super Power to Have During a Job Interview with Joel, Joel and Jackson

76 hours 18 mins; March 29, 2026

What Modern Day Information Could You Take Into the Past to Exploit for Personal Profit or Financial Gain? with Grin and Dandy

74 hours 47 mins; March 22, 2026

How Would You Improve the Human Body?

64 hours 31 mins; March 15, 2026

How Would You Handle Having a Clone?

67 hours 29 mins; March 08, 2026

Would Should Wolverine's Bones Be Coated In (later changed to Replaced With) Instead of Adamantium? (Ft. Darcy Smith from Studio Folly)

65 hours 39 mins; March 01, 2026

How Would You Win Gold in a Winter Olympics?

64 hours 26 mins; February 22, 2026

Which Fictional Character Would You Limitless?

63 hours 2 mins; February 15, 2026

Which Would Be the Worst Toy to Join the Toy Story Universe?

54 mins; February 08, 2026

Which Sense Would You Like On a Super Human Level?

56 mins; February 01, 2026

Are Kermit & Miss Piggy Actually In Love?

60 hours 12 mins; January 25, 2026

Whose Shoes Would You Like Mike?

68 hours 21 mins; January 18, 2026

Cyclops Sucks, How Would You Redesign Him?

61 hours 54 mins; January 11, 2026

625 - How Would You Terrorize Gotham?

67 hours 25 mins; January 04, 2026

Which Would Be The Worst Superpower For Your Baby To Have? (With James 'Mr Sunday Movies' Clement)

60 hours 23 mins; December 29, 2025

How Would You Use The Powers of Father Christmas For Personal Gain or Financial Profit?

65 hours 39 mins; December 21, 2025

Is It A Good Idea To Give A Mockingbird To A Baby?

53 mins; December 14, 2025

How Badly Could You Screw Up History With A Time Travel Mishap? With Lena Moon

65 hours 38 mins; December 07, 2025

What Aspect of Your Life Would Be The Best To Sever? With Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall

66 hours 47 mins; November 30, 2025

Where Would You Hide In A Roofman Situation?

61 hours 49 mins; November 23, 2025

If You Put Every Animal In All Of Media Into A Pit... Who Would Survive? With Matthew Jackson

71 hours 19 mins; November 16, 2025

Which Rat Would You Atouille? With Ruby Innes

83 hours 4 mins; November 09, 2025

Would It Be Easier To Be Human on The Planet of The Apes or An Ape on The Planet of The Humans?

65 hours 57 mins; November 02, 2025

How Are You Getting Let In If You're A Vampire?

53 mins; October 26, 2025

How Would You Rig A Game Show?

71 hours 3 mins; October 19, 2025

What Would You Bring Out Of The Computer? (Tron Legacy Style)

71 hours 50 mins; October 12, 2025

How Would You Coach Your Sports Team To Win? With Matt Stewart

71 hours 15 mins; October 05, 2025

What Would You Speed (1994) ?

58 mins; September 28, 2025

Which Minecraft Mob Would Make The Best Step Son?

79 hours 14 mins; September 21, 2025

What Would Be The Worst Thing To “Honey, I shrunk The…”?

66 hours 51 mins; September 14, 2025

Does The Gambler In Kenny Rogers' 'The Gambler' Give You Good Advice?

71 hours 36 mins; September 07, 2025

How Would You Defeat Christine, The Famously Alive Car?

48 mins; August 31, 2025

How Would You Stop The Dinosaurs From Going Extinct?

71 hours 4 mins; August 24, 2025

Which Animal Would Be The Worst For Humanity In An Alfred Hitchcock's 'The Birds' Scenario?

73 hours 11 mins; August 17, 2025

Which Superpower Would You Use To Win Big At The Casino?

62 hours 6 mins; August 10, 2025

Would You Join The Rebel Alliance? (Revisited)

75 hours 51 mins; August 03, 2025

Is Having a Nightmare on Elm Street Even That Bad? (Revisited)

75 hours 50 mins; July 27, 2025

What's The Best Use of Time Travel? (Revisited)

66 hours 56 mins; July 20, 2025

What If Batman Was Man-Bat? (Revisited)

64 hours 19 mins; July 13, 2025

What's The Worst Super Power Your Best Man Could Have? With Matt Stewart

68 hours 45 mins; July 06, 2025

How Would You Use The Thing Ring For Financial Gain or Personal Profit?

65 hours 11 mins; June 29, 2025

How Would You Pitch Jurassic World to Investors?

70 hours 3 mins; June 22, 2025

How Would You Defeat Bowser as a Regular Man?

56 mins; June 15, 2025

How Would You Market Hulk Blood Soda?

51 mins; June 08, 2025

How Would You Exploit The Powers of Bagpuss?

56 mins; June 01, 2025

Which Superhero Could You Turn The Public Against?

62 hours 5 mins; May 25, 2025

How Are You Going To Unmake Soup?

58 mins; May 18, 2025

Thunderbolts* Happened, Who's In The Avengers Now?

84 hours 56 mins; May 11, 2025

What Would You Do In A 'Chicken In Black by Johnny Cash' Scenario?

67 hours 24 mins; May 04, 2025

How Would You Exploit Your 'Better Man' Ape Son?

69 hours 8 mins; April 27, 2025

How Would You Raise Baby Jesus?

64 hours 51 mins; April 20, 2025

How Would You Change A Leopard’s Spots?

60 hours 27 mins; April 13, 2025

Which Animals Would Make A Better CatDog? With Grace Jarvis

54 mins; April 06, 2025

What Would Be The Worst Board Game To Get Sucked Into? with Adam

62 hours 26 mins; March 30, 2025

What If The Avengers Had Opposite Powers?

58 mins; March 23, 2025

How Would We Handle Being Sent to Space Against Our Will?

51 mins; March 16, 2025

Which Looney Tunes Power Is The Most OP?

49 mins; March 09, 2025

Which Would Be The Best Fictional Mirror To Have?

55 mins; March 02, 2025

What Would You Do If You Found Anakin's Body Before Palpatine?

53 mins; February 23, 2025

If Elton John’s ‘Your Song’ Was Your Song, Would You Be Happy?

59 mins; February 16, 2025

Which Mario Kart Racer Would Make The Best Taxi Driver?

62 hours 25 mins; February 09, 2025

What Gifts Would You Provide to the People that Come to Visit You if You're the Wizard of Oz OR How Would You Reward Dorothy and Her Friends in the Wizard of Oz?

48 mins; February 02, 2025

How Would You Get the Fox Across the River When You Also Have a Goose and a Bag of Beans?

56 mins; January 26, 2025

How Would You Pitch the Truman Show to Investors?

41 mins; January 18, 2025

How Would You Huff and Puff and Kill Those Three Little Pigs?

31 mins; January 12, 2025

How Would You Use Chameleon's Powers (as Seen in Kraven the Hunter) To Take Over the Mob?

45 mins; January 05, 2025

How Would You Die as Uncle Ben?

53 mins; December 29, 2024

How Would You Use Frosty’s Hat for Personal Gain or Financial Profit?

72 hours 39 mins; December 22, 2024

Which Alien Would Be the Worst to Be Abducted By?

55 mins; December 15, 2024

How Would You Dunk Achilles Into the River to Make Him Better (and No You Just Can't Throw Him In)?

47 mins; December 08, 2024

Would You Take the Substance from the Substance?

55 mins; December 01, 2024

Which Would be the Worst Fictional Character to Sit Next to on an International Flight?

58 mins; November 24, 2024

Who Actually is the Worst Wolverine?

51 mins; November 17, 2024

How Would You Re-Design Aquaman?

53 mins; November 10, 2024

How Would You Use Minority Report?

61 hours 14 mins; November 03, 2024

How Would You Exploit the Pet Sematary for Personal Gain or Profit?

58 mins; October 27, 2024

Why Would You Interview a Vampire?

51 mins; October 20, 2024

How Would You Raise the Devil?

60 hours 15 mins; October 13, 2024

Which Fictional Character Would Make the Best Best Person (at a Wedding)?

55 mins; October 06, 2024

Live Show Tonight And Other Things Happening in October!

4 mins; October 03, 2024

Could You Be A Better Boyfriend than Peter Parker?

53 mins; September 29, 2024

After All, What is a Wonderwall?

49 mins; September 22, 2024

How Would You Survive a Quiet Place?

63 hours 54 mins; September 15, 2024

Which Fictional Child Would Be the Best to Step-Dad (Live)?

57 mins; September 08, 2024

What Would Be the Worst Mutant Ability to Awaken Within You?

77 hours 35 mins; September 01, 2024

How Would You Use the Powers of a Baby to Rob a Bank?

63 hours 35 mins; August 25, 2024

Which Child Would Have Been the Best Heir to the Wonka Throne?

54 mins; August 18, 2024

Which Real Life Animal Would Make the Best Pokemon?

52 mins; August 11, 2024

Is it Even Worth it to Work in Empire Records?

57 mins; August 04, 2024

How Would You Steal the Moon?

49 mins; July 28, 2024

How Would the World React if God Killed Spider-Man as per Eddie Brock's Wishs in Spider-Man 3?

44 mins; July 21, 2024

Why'd They Put Krang There? Is That Even a Good Spot for Him? with James aka Mr Sunday Movies

50 mins; July 14, 2024

What Would Your Ideal Fallout Vault Be? with Adam Carnevale

54 mins; July 07, 2024

Was Captain America a Good Use for All of That Super Soldier Serum?

50 mins; June 30, 2024

London Podcast Festival 2024 with The Weekly Planet but without Joel Zammit or Nick Mason Announcement

1 min; June 26, 2024

How Would You Get to Peter Parker Through the Ones He Loves?

58 mins; June 23, 2024

How Would You Market Westworld to Investors?

64 hours 4 mins; June 16, 2024

What Would Happen to You in the Mad Max Wasteland?

54 mins; June 09, 2024

How Would You Market the Pants from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants?

43 mins; June 02, 2024

How Would You Get Rich in the Flintstones Era with Flintstone Era Technology? with Our Good Friend Adam

60 hours 17 mins; May 26, 2024

How Could You Stop Jimmy Bones in the Mo- From the Movie Bones (2001)?

63 hours 58 mins; May 19, 2024

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