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Plumbing the Death Star

An award winning podcast hosted by three of the worst brains Australia has to offer. Two guys named Joel and their friend answer pop culture’s most important questions in the wrongest way possible. Not a Star Wars podcast. Subscribe to the Bad Brain Boys on Apple Podcasts for even more content to ruin your day. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Who Would You Be Drift Compatible With?

39 mins; August 23, 2020

How Would You Kill Harry Potter?

45 mins; August 16, 2020

Which Cautionary PSA Could You Star In?

42 mins; August 09, 2020

What Would You Airbud?

45 mins; August 02, 2020

Which Video Game Trope Would You Exploit for Personal Gain or Profit?

40 mins; July 26, 2020

How Would You Handle Brum Living In Your Village

34 mins; July 19, 2020

How Would You Save Han From Jabba's Palace?

40 mins; July 12, 2020

Ratatouille is Bad, But What Animal Would Be Worse?

41 mins; July 05, 2020

Who Could You Seamlessly Replace in the Mushroom Kingdom?

45 mins; June 28, 2020

How Would You Spend Brewster's Millions?

45 mins; June 21, 2020

How Would You Survive a Maximum Overdrive?

40 mins; June 14, 2020

How Would You Deal With The Cat In The Hat? (Ft Cass)

40 mins; June 07, 2020

If It Wasn't Shaggy, Who Was it? (Ft Levins)

36 mins; May 31, 2020

Could You Handle Being the Tiger King (Ft Zoe Bee)

34 mins; May 24, 2020

How Would it Feel to be Real Life in Toon Town? (Ft Alexei Toliopoulos)

35 mins; May 17, 2020

What Could You Bring to La Familia? (Ft Levins)

42 mins; May 10, 2020

Which Would Be The Worst Classic Board Game To Be Trapped In (Jumanji Style)?

47 mins; May 03, 2020

Bonus: Margaret Moves to Mars S01E01 Parade

35 mins; April 28, 2020

How Would YOU Take Down The Fantastic Four?

43 mins; April 26, 2020

Which Would Be The Worst Animal to Planet of the Apes?

42 mins; April 19, 2020

Who Would Make A Better Hero of Time And Why Is It Sir Joel Duscher?

39 mins; April 12, 2020

How Would You Make a Chamber of Secret?

35 mins; April 05, 2020

Which Childhood Hero Struggles to Make the Adjustments to Adult Life the Best?

47 mins; March 29, 2020

Would Mary Poppins Be Good For Your Kids? (Ft. Cass)

35 mins; March 22, 2020

How Would You Win The Space Jam?

37 mins; March 15, 2020

How Would You Become the Jellicle Choice?

37 mins; March 08, 2020

Can or Should Sandman Become the Moon?

36 mins; March 01, 2020

Could You Physically Beat World 1-1?

43 mins; February 23, 2020

Which Radioactive Animal Biting Peter Parker Would Have The Best Possible Outcome For New York City in America ?

41 mins; February 16, 2020

Which Fictional Villain Do You Secretly Wish Had Won?

43 mins; February 09, 2020

Which Teen Movie Could You Insert Yourself Into Seamlessly

49 mins; February 02, 2020

Is It Good To Be A Jedi In The Prequel Trilogy?

48 mins; January 26, 2020

Which Fictional Character Who Doesn't Have a Horse Should Have a Horse?

45 mins; January 19, 2020

Would You Attend the Party the is Depicted in the Song Monster Mash (Ft. Zach Zucker)

43 mins; January 12, 2020

Why Do Vampires and Werewolves Hate Each Other In Everything?

36 mins; January 05, 2020

What Would You Bring To Danny Ocean's Ocean's Eleven That Ocean Doesn't Already Have?

50 mins; December 29, 2019

Could You Handle The 12 Days of Christmas?

47 mins; December 22, 2019

What Did We Think of The Rise of Skywalker?

65 hours 6 mins; December 20, 2019

Which Fictional Prison Is The Best To Be Incarcerated In?

45 mins; December 15, 2019

How Would You Survive The Bilbo Baggins Experience?

45 mins; December 08, 2019

Which 80s Future Tech Seems Good But is Actually Bad?

49 mins; December 01, 2019

How Would You Stop John Wick?

40 mins; November 24, 2019

Was Captain America Worth All That Time and Effort?

39 mins; November 17, 2019

What Would Turn You to the Dark Side (Ft. Simon Taylor)

37 mins; November 10, 2019

What Video Game Boss Would Make the Best Boss? (Ft. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall)

69 hours 0 mins; November 03, 2019

Hey You Absolute Morons! How Are You Gonna Save Halloween?

38 mins; October 27, 2019

Which Halloween Monster Doesn't Have a Dog But Should? (Ft. Cass Paige)

40 mins; October 20, 2019

Which Hammer Movie Monster Would Be The Worst To Be Bitten By?

57 mins; October 13, 2019

How Do You Solve a Problem Like Dracula?

45 mins; October 06, 2019

Which 80s or 90s Sitcom Could You Slot Yourself Into? (Ft. Josh Earl)

45 mins; September 29, 2019

Which Fast Food Mascot Would Make the Best Avenger? (Ft. Mia)

40 mins; September 22, 2019

How Would You Fare At Xavier's School For Gifted Youngsters?

54 mins; September 19, 2019

Joel Duscher Agent of Shield 3

47 mins; September 15, 2019

Who Has the Worst Fictional Upbringing?

57 mins; September 08, 2019

Which Disney Villain Has The Dumbest Plan?

56 mins; September 01, 2019

Which Comic Book City Would Be The Worst To Live In?

47 mins; August 25, 2019

How Would You Survive Being Ratatouille'd? (Ft. Tom Walker)

36 mins; August 18, 2019

Is it Better to be a Best Friend or a Butler?

35 mins; August 11, 2019

What Would You Yesterday? (Ft. Alasdair Tremblay-Birchall)

58 mins; August 04, 2019

If You Found Aladdin's Lamp What Would Your Three Wishes Be? (Ft. Tom Walker)

36 mins; July 28, 2019

Which Hammer Movie Monster Would Run the Best Crime Family? (Ft. Alexei Toliopoulos)

45 mins; July 21, 2019

What's So Good About Being A Pokemon Anyway?

47 mins; July 14, 2019

Why Does Spider-Man Call Himself Spider-Man?

41 mins; July 07, 2019

Why Would Anybody Adopt Stuart Little? (Ft. Ben Russell)

45 mins; June 30, 2019

How Would You Survive Oz?

36 mins; June 23, 2019

Where Would You Inevitably Die In Willy Wonka's Factory?

43 mins; June 16, 2019

Cereal Mascots, F**kable? (Ft. @StopTweetingMia)

44 mins; June 09, 2019

Would You Go On a Second Date With Blink 182 Based On The Events Of The Song First Date? (Ft. Andrew Levins)

48 mins; June 02, 2019

Which Lesson Would You Impart on a Young Spider-Man?

41 mins; May 26, 2019

What Would Happen If Harry Stabbed Dudley With His Wand?

42 mins; May 19, 2019

Which Superhero Could Seamlessly be Replaced by an Ape? (Ft. Matt Stewart)

52 mins; May 12, 2019

What are the Implication of the Snap? (Endgame Spoilers, You Idiots)

55 mins; May 05, 2019

Which Super Smash Bros. Character Would Be Best in a Real Fight?

38 mins; April 28, 2019

How Would You Exploit a Night at the Museum? (Ft. Ralph America)

50 mins; April 21, 2019

What Could You Bring To Captain Planet's Planeteers?

34 mins; April 14, 2019

What is the Consequence of Sapient Animals? (Ft. Sonia Di Iorio)

38 mins; April 07, 2019

How Would You Survive Hamlet? (Ft. Dave Warneke)

35 mins; March 31, 2019

Which Fairytale Would You Ruin With Your Own Incompetence? (Ft. Sonia Di Iorio)

53 mins; March 24, 2019

What Does The General Public Know About the Justice League and I Guess Surrounding Events?

83 hours 5 mins; March 17, 2019

What Would It Be Like To Go Into Your Spider-Verse?

54 mins; March 10, 2019

How Would You Handle Being the 5th Ninja Turtle? (Ft. Ralph America)

36 mins; March 03, 2019

Should We Eat Pokemon? Feat. Dave Warneke

77 hours 27 mins; February 24, 2019

What Would Happen If We Got Bruce Wayne'd?

34 mins; February 17, 2019

Hey Dirtbag! How're You Gonna Save Valentine's Day?

36 mins; February 10, 2019

How Would You Improve Hawkeye?

43 mins; February 03, 2019

Which Animal Mash-Up Would Make the Best Movie Monster?

37 mins; January 27, 2019

Which Fake Cop Would Make the Best Real Cop?

43 mins; January 20, 2019

What's Wrong With Wizards?

60 hours 10 mins; January 13, 2019

Which Super Hero Could Benefit From a Life Coach?

47 mins; January 06, 2019

Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save New Year's Eve?

34 mins; December 30, 2018

Hey Idiot! How You Gonna Save Christmas?

39 mins; December 23, 2018

Which Original X-Men Had The Worst Puberty?

61 hours 42 mins; December 16, 2018

Who is Waluigi and What Does He Want? (Ft. Andrew Levins)

37 mins; December 09, 2018

Which TV Mentor Would Make the Best Dad?

44 mins; December 02, 2018

Who Gave Baloo a Pilot's License? (Ft. Andrew Levins)

36 mins; November 25, 2018

What is the Ultimate Cereal Mascot?

45 mins; November 18, 2018

If You Were a Wrestler What Would Your Gimmick Be? (Ft. Dan Schreiber)

47 mins; November 11, 2018

How Would You Take Down the Rebel Alliance?

56 mins; November 04, 2018

How Would You Train a Dragon?

44 mins; October 28, 2018

What are the Implications of Super Smash Bro?

37 mins; October 21, 2018

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