The Betoota Advocate report fiercely - without fear or favour.
Woman Who Left Church Wonders If It Was The Right Choice After Learning What “Scissoring” Is From A Kid’s Book
2 mins; July 26, 2023
Newy Bloke Ostracised By Childhood Mates After Returning From Sydney With Birks And Chinos Combo
2 mins; July 25, 2023
The Betoota Advocate's Top 6 Reasons Why The Indigenous Voice Is A Bad Idea
17 mins; July 24, 2023
A Local Man Returns From Some Sightseeing, A Woman Finds the Perfect Hiking Jacket & A Best Friend Feels A Little Bit Ignored
4 mins; July 23, 2023
The FIFA World Cup Begins, A Woman Lives Long Enough to See Herself Become the Villain & A Bloke Gets Desperate After Losing His Licence
4 mins; July 20, 2023
The Fallout From The Comms Games Cancellation, A Local F*ck Boy Gets On a Trend & A Woman's Clever Dating Hack
4 mins; July 19, 2023
Common Sense Abandons the Comm Games, Travel Tips & Back to School
6 mins; July 18, 2023
A New Sheriff in Town, The Definition of NOT a Holiday & A Granddaughters Graduation Brought Down Quickly
4 mins; July 17, 2023
Instant Coffee, Jonah Hill & A Specific Town in Italy
3 mins; July 16, 2023
A Heartwarming Trip To the Movies, A Local Bloke Somehow on a Euro Trip & A Local Woman Struggles to find her Perfect Match
5 mins; July 13, 2023
Please Hold the Line, Ricardo's Back On Pole Position & American Hubris
4 mins; July 12, 2023
The World of Cricket Rocked By A Wild Rumour, An Employee Asks For Some Time Off & A Chicken Sacrifices Itself For a Noble Cause
3 mins; July 11, 2023
A Concreter Gets the Boot For Being Unprofessional, A Classic Gag & A Popular Australian Musician Hospitalised
4 mins; July 10, 2023
A Flavour Sensation, A Genius Entrepreneur & The World Left Shocked and Rattled
3 mins; July 09, 2023
Phlegm Daddy, The Ashes Locked Up and Going to Overtime & Albo Loves His Job
5 mins; July 06, 2023
Pauline Airs Her Thoughts, An Office Worker's Joke Goes Dow n Like a Lead Balloon & A Man Unable to Resist A Cheeky Ham Slap
4 mins; July 05, 2023
More Sooking Behaviour From the Brits, A Local Family Puts A Creative Spin On Taco Night & A Bloke Means Well
4 mins; July 04, 2023
Poms Urged to Do What They Do Best, A Woman Lives Out a Parisian Dream & A Local Mum Left a Little Bit Disappointed
3 mins; July 03, 2023
A 30 Year Old Couple Ask an Impossible Favour, A Man Dines Alone & Another Man Dines Alone But Makes it Weird
4 mins; July 02, 2023
The Return of Hot Mess Gladys, A Sensational Poaching By PWC & A Local Mum Dives Back In
4 mins; June 29, 2023
A Local Man Gets His MJ On, The Swifties Are Stressed & Channel Nine Releases Another Hit Series
4 mins; June 28, 2023
A Woman Can't Delete an App, A Psycho Stays Cold All Year Round & Real Estate Agents Lose Their Favourite Gym
4 mins; June 26, 2023
A Confused Local Dad, A Confused Local Dad & A Big F*ck You to the City of Brisbane
3 mins; June 25, 2023
Warnie's Legacy Under Fire, The Maroons Back on Top & J-Law Lures A Boyfriend to the Cinema
4 mins; June 22, 2023
Cold Snaps Across the Country, The English are Whinging & the Cricket Gods Are Kind
3 mins; June 20, 2023
Foodie TikTok, Doggie Daycare & A Bush Hospital Not Up To Scratch
4 mins; June 19, 2023
A Spectacular Arrest, Some Stupid Greenies Under Fire & An Exhausted Dad
4 mins; June 19, 2023
A Ground Breaking Study, A Confusing Woman & A Convoluted Instagram Post
4 mins; June 18, 2023
A Man Has a Weird Idea of Fun, A Public Servant Recons Gen Z Have No Work Ethic & NZ Goes Into a Ressushun
4 mins; June 15, 2023
Aged Care, White Sneakers & ADHD
4 mins; June 14, 2023
A Local Woman's Conundrum, Faith Placed in a Nation & A Stingy RSL Comes Under Fire
5 mins; June 13, 2023
An Excited Dad, A Hungover Grub & A Big Movement in Brisbane
4 mins; June 12, 2023
Local Man Discovers Stone & Wood, ‘I’ve Got That Dawg In Me’ Reckons Mate & RBA Boss Shares His Modern Money Saving Tips
3 mins; June 11, 2023
Body-Doubles in Perth, Drink Drivers in the Bush & A Name Change on the Fraser Coast
4 mins; June 08, 2023
An Excitable Melbourne Man, A Fork Lifting Driver in Town & A Local Romeo Wins the Heart of His Girlfriend
2 mins; June 07, 2023
An Explosion On Set, A Soloution To The Cost Of Living Crisis and A Tough Talking To For Members Of The Greens
4 mins; June 05, 2023
JB HI-Fi Rebrands, So Does The SAS And A Local Doctor Affords Some Privacy
3 mins; June 04, 2023
The AFL Tries It's Hand At Origin, Bundy Man Is Stigmatised & So Are Double-Barrelled Surnames.
3 mins; June 01, 2023
A Dad Confused By His Son's Viewing Habits, Philip Lowe Struggles to Understand Vivid & A Chiropractor Offers a Cure, but it'll Cost
4 mins; May 30, 2023
A Local Old Codger's Verdict, An Earthquake in Melbourne & The Retirement of a Popular TV Host
4 mins; May 29, 2023
A Sydney Ute Cops A Parking Fine, A Couples Disappointing Failure And An Outback Hidden Tresure
3 mins; May 28, 2023
Australia Breaks Out the Nutbush, Facebook is Getting a Good Cull & the Bali Expert Speaks Out
3 mins; May 25, 2023
A Problem for Peter Dutton's Staffers, A Local Bloke Skates on Thin Ice & A Naarm Settler Not Happy
4 mins; May 24, 2023
Changes to Nursing Degrees, the Ukrainian Prime Minister Receives Some Touching Aid & Big Shakeups at the ABC
5 mins; May 23, 2023
Some Interesting Comments From the NSW Police, A Local Business Owner Hits Out & A Short King Makes a Real Point
3 mins; May 22, 2023
Wests Tigers Do Something Dumb, A Local Woman Does Something Dumber & A Guy Does Something Even More Dumber
5 mins; May 21, 2023
Stage Three Tax Cuts Here to Stay, Bootie Hats are Back & A Millennial Wants it All
3 mins; May 18, 2023
Bali's Angels, Charlie's Angel's & National Service Returns
3 mins; May 17, 2023
The Sydney Bubble, Orthopaedic Surgeons & Florida Does Something Odd Again
5 mins; May 16, 2023
A Groundbreaking 360, New Rules in the AFL & The Final Word on King Charles' Coronation
4 mins; May 15, 2023
Bucket Hats are Back In, So Is Woodstock & Cola, & Greenies Don't Like Using Frangers
2 mins; May 14, 2023
Labor's Family Friendly Budget, An Elderly Couple Go 'Poo-Poo' on Land & A Cold Snap Ruins A Man's Face
4 mins; May 11, 2023
A Local Shesh Gremlin, Excited Millenials & A Local Man Given a Gruelling Task
4 mins; May 10, 2023
Blue Heelers Feeling Fat, Western Queensland Freezes Over & BitTorrent is Back
3 mins; May 09, 2023
Tears Dry Up for Local Pharmacist, A Local Woman Overcomes a Health Problem & Some Big News Out of the World of Rugby League.
5 mins; May 08, 2023
Nation’s Slobs Stoked For The Return Of No-Ironing Weather, Bloke Regretting Moving In With GF & Cost Of Living Crisis: $15 Glass Of Wine Not Even Given An RSL Pour
4 mins; May 07, 2023
Caxton Street is Under Siege, CPAP Machines Are Selling Off the Shelves & the Kids are Going Cold Turkey On Vapes.
3 mins; May 04, 2023
AFL and Dark MOFO, Reserve Bank Governor Philip Lowe has More Suggestions For Us & Upper Middle Class Problems
4 mins; May 03, 2023
Albo's Off to London, Vapes are in the Crosshairs & the Sunny Coast is in the News Again
3 mins; May 02, 2023
The PM's Controversial Wedding Decision, A Precocious Little Shit & A Real Estate Agent Comes Under Fire
6 mins; May 01, 2023
An Anti-Plastic Campaigner Hits a Hurdle, A Local Woman's Life Challenges & A Local Mate Hit with A Classic Greeting
5 mins; April 30, 2023
Tasmanians Doing it Tough, But not as Hard As Sydneysiders & the AFL Reads a Group Chat
4 mins; April 27, 2023
A Stuggling Teacher, An Interesting Beer Finding & Some Useful Advice
3 mins; April 26, 2023
A Steep Learning Curve, Some Lifeless Tigers & An Annoying Pub Takeover
4 mins; April 24, 2023
Property Developers Make a Move on Public Housing, A Second Birthday Spells More Plastic Waste & Your Hypothetical Kids are the Best Behaved in the World
3 mins; April 23, 2023
A Lunar Eclipse! Kyle Sandilands is Back in the News & it's Not For Being in the Philippines Like Someone Else.
4 mins; April 20, 2023
Flatmate Doing Their Bit, The Indigenous Voice Heats Up & Bluey is in Hot Water Again
3 mins; April 19, 2023
Neighbours is Back, A Life Lesson for a Local Man & A Mature Age Student Reveals He's Just Fine
3 mins; April 18, 2023
Problems on Hamilton Island, The Latest FuckBoy Murdoch Update & An Inspiring Performance from a Senior Public Servant
4 mins; April 17, 2023
Pit Bull Owners Are Firing Up, Christian Mums are Still Horrified & Vapes are Taking Over the World
3 mins; April 16, 2023
Bluey Roots on the Table, Rupert's a Fuck Boy & The RBA's Just Doin Their Best
3 mins; April 13, 2023
A Call For Equality, A Straight Shooting Bumbler and An Excited Local Woman
5 mins; April 12, 2023
A Beverage Related Milestone, A United Liberal Party & An Exhausted Hospo Worker Has Simply Had Enough
4 mins; April 11, 2023
Hollywood's Next Big Finance Movie, Your Treasured and Formative Years are now Being Made Fun Of & It's Good Friday so Be Prepared
4 mins; April 06, 2023
Daylight Savings is Well and Truly Over, Trump get ICACed & AI Hits the NRL
3 mins; April 05, 2023
Formula One Wins a New Fan, Queensland is the Smart State & Hanging Up Your Towel is Overrated
3 mins; April 04, 2023
A Quiet Weekend Down South, Some Political News from Pauline Hansen & A Local Man Gets a Car Pass
4 mins; April 03, 2023
Rent Increases in Queensland and a Local Woman Makes a Wild Admission
4 mins; March 30, 2023
Tradies On the Bludge, Bong Guns & Picture Perfect Pregnancies
3 mins; March 30, 2023
Aldi Trollys Now Taking $5 Notes, The CSIRO Warns the Nation will be Warmer than Doug Bollinger's Scalp and A Kegerator Owner Has Given a Bartender Some Unsolicited Advice
5 mins; March 29, 2023
MAFS is Off the Air, The ABC is Fearmongering & TikTok is Corrupting Our Kids Brains
3 mins; March 28, 2023
John Howard Exits Stage Left, A Wild Divorcee Table & A Local Mate Told to Reign it In
5 mins; March 27, 2023
Shooters, Fishers & Greenies, Some Property News from Betoota & A Rat in the Kitchen
4 mins; March 24, 2023
A Local Woman Trusts Her Gut, Some Exciting New Advancements for Sydney & A Trivia Team Proves Strength Doesn't Come in Numbers
4 mins; March 23, 2023
Sad Cats Cheered Up, A NSW Political Update & An Inquisitive Rural Dad
5 mins; March 22, 2023
A Harmony Day Surprise, A Proud Moment for a Local Family & the Kangaroo Army Set their Sights on September
4 mins; March 21, 2023
A Dad's in Big Trouble, A Brand New Beer & A Lack of Nazis in Brisbane
4 mins; March 20, 2023
Some Interesting Medical News, A Revelation About an Unpopular Food Product & County Coogee's Going Off
3 mins; March 17, 2023
An Incredible Find, A Dating Game & Big Revelations For Working Aussies - March 16
6 mins; March 16, 2023
A Marketing Pig Finds Himself Inspired by Civil Rights & the Cost of Living Takes a Back Seat to the Subs
4 mins; March 15, 2023
An Exciting Budget Announcement, Some Spontaneous Abuse for a Random Man & a Must-Have New Food Item on Menus Everywhere
5 mins; March 14, 2023
AI Replacing White Collars, the NRL Finds Itself in a New Universe & the Oscars are Upon Us
3 mins; March 13, 2023
A Staggering Fact About Australians, A Local Boyfriend Disappears & A Mate Reveals He's Lost Track of His Priorities in Life
5 mins; March 09, 2023
The Gender Pay Gap Squashed, A Supermarket Updates it's Slogan & Harry Styles Makes a Knick-Knack Store a Tidy Profit
6 mins; March 09, 2023
An Activist Prepares Himself for a Busy Day, A Millennial Remembers a Catchy Jingle & Male Office Workers Roll Up their Sleeves.
5 mins; March 08, 2023
Headphones to Filter Out American Accents, A Heatwave in Betoota & A Lazy Dog Becomes Energetic
3 mins; March 06, 2023
Unfortunate Situation for Little Bro, Hardworking Couple Receive Tough News & a Local Relationship Update
4 mins; March 06, 2023
Blood Samples Required for Rentals, A Bloke Defends His Footy Team & a Couple Reach the Next Phase of their Relationship.
5 mins; March 03, 2023
A Local Father Praised, A Mate Ruins a Movie Marathon & Labor Shows their True Colours
5 mins; March 01, 2023
A Bloke Gets Help with His Vows, Bonza Air Skips Sydney & a Woman Questions Her Relationship
