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Calls For Accountability, Toyota's Huge Announcements & Concerns For An Inner-City Leftie - November 16

3 mins; November 15, 2021

A Scandal In Melbourne, Excitement In Wagga Wagga & Some Hometown Facebook Drama - November 15

5 mins; November 14, 2021

A Big Letdown, Attempts To Curve Housing Bubble & A Wide-Eyed Regional Man - November 12

3 mins; November 11, 2021

Progress On Electric Vehicles, Cranes In Perth And A Local Financial Genius

3 mins; November 10, 2021

The ALP Makes A Move, Big Action On Climate Change & A Local Man's Interesting Musings - November 10

3 mins; November 09, 2021

A Historic Dry Spell, The Quiet Kid From School Breaks His Silence & Local Trainwreck Wows The Office - November 9

3 mins; November 08, 2021

An Embarrassing Child, A World Record & A Ruined Dinner - November 8

3 mins; November 07, 2021

Scotty Bites Back, The Chinese President Speaks Out & Scenes At A Rural Racetrack - November 4

3 mins; November 03, 2021

Getting Up On The Cup, A Social Media Nip And Tuck & Our Very Own Message To The World - November 3

5 mins; November 02, 2021

Scotty's In Rome, A Politician On His Way To Court & AFL Off-Season Fires Up - November 2

3 mins; November 01, 2021

Halloween Is Here, So Is A New Streaming Service & A Local Man Does It Again - November 1

3 mins; October 31, 2021

New Voting Laws, A Military Scare & A Local Office Worker Causes Some Heavy Sighs - October 29

3 mins; October 28, 2021

A Cleaner Future, Business As Usual In Melbourne & A Tough Slog For ATO Employee - October 28

4 mins; October 27, 2021

An English Reckoning, A Stressed Mum & A Threatened Accountant - October 27

3 mins; October 26, 2021

Net Zero Progress, Real Estate Agent Does It Again & A Blow Up On Local Facebook Group - October 26

3 mins; October 25, 2021

Melbourne Boomers, Sydney Gears Up & A Nice Brunch Ruined - October 25

2 mins; October 24, 2021

The Faceless Men Of The Liberal Party, Melbourne Reopens & A Successful Old Man's Advice - October 22

4 mins; October 21, 2021

Jacarandas Are Back, The Nationals' New Rule & An Update On An Aussie Superstar - October 21

3 mins; October 20, 2021

A Punch On In Canberra, A Devastated Toddler & A Public Servant's Big Admission - October 20

3 mins; October 19, 2021

The National Party Crisis, Scotty's Big Concern & A Confused Landscaper - October 19

3 mins; October 18, 2021

A Boomer Boomer's Himself, A Sadistic Girlfriend & A Local Piece Of Shit - October 16

3 mins; October 17, 2021

Scotty's New Challenge, Calls To Open Up QLD & A Local Law Expert - October 15

3 mins; October 14, 2021

Big Blow For Palmer, News Corp's New Agenda & Newest NRL Team Announced - October 14

4 mins; October 13, 2021

NSW Rejected, Victoria's Big Revelation & A Corner Cutting Husband - October 13

3 mins; October 12, 2021

Climate Change Action, Queues At Hairdressers & Sydney Re-Opens - October 12

3 mins; October 11, 2021

A Sharp Turn, A Haircut Nightmare & An Uncontrollable Giggling Fit - October 11

3 mins; October 10, 2021

A Furious PM, Local Truckie On The Home Straight & A BFF Shoots Daggers - October 8

4 mins; October 07, 2021

Scotty Saves The Day, A Federal Corruption Commission & A New Lockdown Hobby - October 7

4 mins; October 06, 2021

A New NSW Premier, A Reluctant Scotty & Panic At A Local Construction Site - October 6

4 mins; October 05, 2021

The West Stays Closed, A Share House Discovery & A Big Old Boom In Betoota Heights - October 4

3 mins; October 04, 2021

A Young Woman's Big Flex, A Frustrated Local Girlfriend & Some Sad News For Young People - October 4

2 mins; October 03, 2021

New Rules In QLD, NSW Speeds It Up & Huge News Ahead Of The NRL Decider - October 1

3 mins; September 30, 2021

England's Shit Fight, Politicians Brawl & NRL Players Keep The Bender Alive - September 30

3 mins; September 29, 2021

Brisbane's Little Cluster, The Nat's Big Fight & A Hospo Worker Ready For War - September 29

4 mins; September 28, 2021

China's Big Call, Local Mum Upskills & The NRL Off Season Kicks Off - September 28

4 mins; September 27, 2021

A Stingy Dad, A Snobby Boyfriend & A Shit-Stirring Sibling - September 27

3 mins; September 26, 2021

Aftershocks In Melbourne, Anti-Vax Protesters' Blowback & The Blue And Gold Army Still At War - September 24

3 mins; September 23, 2021

An Earthquake, Negotiator Dan & A Local Dad Cracks A Joke - September 23

3 mins; September 22, 2021

Scotty's Big Arrival, Dan's New Ploy & A Big Off-Season For A Rugby League Star - September 22

4 mins; September 21, 2021

Scotty's Big Scare, Barnaby Dodges The Phone & A Local Nurse Makes An Interesting Decision - September 21

4 mins; September 20, 2021

The Government To Save Christmas, A Loud Mouth & Some Local Girls Mix It Up - September 20

2 mins; September 19, 2021

Nuclear Submarines, Crying In Public & NZ Fires A Shot At Us - September 17

4 mins; September 16, 2021

Albo's On The Defence, The ACT Bites Back & A Big Unit's New Health Kick - September 16

5 mins; September 15, 2021

Scotty's Advice, Division In Sydney & A Historic Moment At JB Hi-Fi - September 15

5 mins; September 14, 2021

Labor Campaign Hits Western Sydney, A Bloke's Picnic & A Vape Smoker Slams The Jab - September 14

3 mins; September 13, 2021

Scotty Puts Rumours To Bed, Dad Gets Serious & Local Sleuth Cracks A Case - September 13

3 mins; September 12, 2021

Revelations About Our Vaccine Policy, NSW To Open Up & High School Bully Reappears - September 10

4 mins; September 09, 2021

QLD vs Covid, Calls To The RAAF & A Bloke Reveals A Secret To His Mates - September 9

3 mins; September 08, 2021

Scotty’s Father’s Day Fallout, No More Pfizer For Boomers & New Freedoms In NSW - September 8

3 mins; September 07, 2021

An Update From Canberra, Division In Victoria & A Smoked-Meat Summer - September 7

3 mins; September 06, 2021

A Call On The QLD Border, A Chuggers Report & A Local Man’s Fathers Day Mistake - September 6

3 mins; September 05, 2021

A Queenslanders Had Enough, Schoolmate Shocks Her Peers & The NRL’s Big Call - August 3

4 mins; September 02, 2021

Scotty Calls It A Day, Dan Andrews’ New Drink Of Choice & A Local Man Says No To The Jab - September 2

3 mins; September 01, 2021

A Sydney Man’s New Hobby, Our Innovative Neighbours & An Overnight Medical Expert - September 1

3 mins; August 31, 2021

Influencer's Plea For Unity, Kanye's New Album & Local Cricketers Run In With The Law - August 31

3 mins; August 30, 2021

A YoPro Does Life Admin, Dad Does Mum A Solid & Local Waiter Puts His Foot In It - August 30

2 mins; August 29, 2021

A Historic Knock, Sydney's Mammoth Beach Operation & The Frog vs Silverchair - August 27

3 mins; August 26, 2021

WA Pulls Out, A Funny Looking Cave & Some Welcome Sporting Relief - August 26

3 mins; August 25, 2021

Melbourne's Path Out Of Lockdown, Private School Boy Stirs The Pot & A Good Old Throwback - August 25

3 mins; August 24, 2021

Scotty Changes His Tune, A Handy Life Hack & Out Of Touch Public Servant - August 24 --

3 mins; August 23, 2021

New Mask Rules, Common Food Misconception & How To Craft A Humble Brag - August 23

3 mins; August 22, 2021

Record Cases In NSW, A Mad Scramble At Sky News & Local PT Does Some Reading - August 20

3 mins; August 19, 2021

Scotty To The Rescue, NSW Steps It Up & A Stern Message For Anti-Vaxxers - August 19

3 mins; August 18, 2021

Melbourne Curfews, Legal Action In NSW & Riverina Rollies In Canberra - August 18

3 mins; August 17, 2021

Government In A Pickle, NSW Gets Going & A Local Man’s Day Ruined - August 17

3 mins; August 16, 2021

Scotty Steps Up, NSW Update & A Betoota Bachelor Saves The World - August 16

3 mins; August 15, 2021

Government Finally Achieves Something, ACT In Lockdown & Walgett vs. COVID - August 13

3 mins; August 12, 2021

Anti-Lockdown Brigade Strikes, Frydenberg Speaks Up & Local Mum Has Had Enough - August 12

3 mins; August 11, 2021

Premier In Isolation, Panic In Byron & A Local Man With No Time For News - August 11

3 mins; August 10, 2021

Plea From Our Politicians, PM’s Big Revelation & Hillbilly QLD Shocks The Nation - August 10

3 mins; August 09, 2021

New Leader In Parliament, Wedding Bells In Betoota & The Best Sound In The World - August 9

3 mins; August 08, 2021

Bad To Worse For Scotty, Dan Has Had It & High School Hero Relives Glory Days - August 6

4 mins; August 05, 2021

Updated Vaccine Timeline, A Confused Man & A Heroic Local Woman - August 5

3 mins; August 04, 2021

Calls For Duty Free Pfizer, Labor's Vaccine Ploy & Local QR Incident - August 4

3 mins; August 03, 2021

Covid's Hate Of Heat, Gladys Hits Out At People & Highschool Heroes Relive Glory Days - August 3

3 mins; August 02, 2021

Harvey Norman's Olympic Feat, Uncomfortable Karaoke Experience & A Millenial Cosplays As A Boomer - August 2

3 mins; August 01, 2021

Confusion In NSW, Boomer Does His Bit & A Big Name Change For Aussie Sporting Team - July 30

3 mins; July 29, 2021

How Good's Gold, Byron Local Prints More Cash & The Race To Be Aussie's Biggest Pissheads - July 29

4 mins; July 28, 2021

Freedom In Victoria, Rule Relaxation In Sydney & Some News From Tokyo - July 28

3 mins; July 27, 2021

Albo Pops Up, Calls For Sydney's Ring Of Steel & Gold For Ariarne - July 27

3 mins; July 26, 2021

Exciting Lego News, A Second Wind & An Unfortunate Tanning Incident - July 26

3 mins; July 25, 2021

Deadly Fist Fight In The West, A Japanese Culture Expert & New 2032 Olympics Announcement - July 23

3 mins; July 22, 2021

Scotty Finally Speaks, New Q&A Host Announced & QLD's Bid For The Tokyo Olympics - July 22

3 mins; July 21, 2021

WA's Relentless Lockdown, Dan Takes On Gladys & Quirky Sydney Man Raises Eyebrows - July 21

3 mins; July 20, 2021

Grandpa Kev Fires-Up, A Freezing Byron Kid & A Call For Olympic Organisers - July 20

3 mins; July 19, 2021

Outrage In Sydney, A Close Shave At The Lodge & A Shocking Mouse Plague Revelation - July 19

3 mins; July 18, 2021

Bad News For Melbourne... Again, Grandpa Kev Returns & A Local Love Story - July 16

3 mins; July 15, 2021

A Long-Awaited Homecoming, Government Contacts Pfizer & New Vaccine Scare Campaign - July 15

4 mins; July 14, 2021

A Leadership Challenge, Blame-Shifting In Sydney & A Win For The Boomers - July 14

4 mins; July 13, 2021

Pop Rises To The Occasion, Gladys Calls For More Snitching & Balance Restored To Universe - July 13

3 mins; July 12, 2021

Calls For The CWA, Suspicious Fire Report & A Local Woman's Candid Realisation - July 12

4 mins; July 11, 2021

New Vaccine Milestone, Joey's Boy Gets Jumped & The Homecoming Of Football - July 9

4 mins; July 08, 2021

Takeaway Coffee Continues, Controversial Queue Jumpers & A Local Mum's Call-Around - July 8

3 mins; July 07, 2021

Shocking Corruption Allegations, Interest Rates On Hold & Kogorah Man Set For NRL Debut - July 7

3 mins; July 06, 2021

New Vaccine Phases, Sydney's Case Numbers & A Match Made In Heaven - July 6

4 mins; July 05, 2021

Dad Goes Down Rabbit-Hole, Sad Date & Local Mans Questionable Financial Behaviour - July 5

2 mins; July 04, 2021

Some Big Mouths Go Quiet, Albo's Controversial Demand & Wet Steel, No Deal - July 2

3 mins; July 01, 2021

Palaszczuk Cracks The Shits, Albo Doesn't & Millenial Still Waiting On PS5 - July 1

3 mins; June 30, 2021

Younger Australian's Big Ask, Anti-Mask Barnaby & A Policeman Shoots A Panic Buyer - June 30

3 mins; June 29, 2021

An Empathetic PM, Confusion In The Territory & A Panicked Darwin Man - June 29

3 mins; June 28, 2021

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