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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

175 - Hot Priest Caught Stealing From Walmart

59 mins; April 01, 2026

OOPSIE! I Ate The Whole Edible Arrangement - Trail Mix #125

35 mins; March 30, 2026

174 - Homemade Pasta Is Actually Bad

63 hours 58 mins; March 25, 2026

Dumping Bong Water on His Couch - Trail Mix #124

32 mins; March 23, 2026

173 - From Hollywood to Hospital Hell

78 hours 46 mins; March 18, 2026

I Was A Dominatrix Getaway Driver - Trail Mix #123

34 mins; March 16, 2026

172 - We Went to Casa Bonita!

76 hours 14 mins; March 11, 2026

How I Almost Ended Up On Dateline - Trail Mix #122

30 mins; March 09, 2026

171 - Jonathan Got Locked Inside The Magician's Box

76 hours 1 min; March 03, 2026

170 - TSA Searched Zach's Silicone Yabbos

62 hours 19 mins; February 25, 2026

Patty's Plummet - Trail Mix #121

32 mins; February 23, 2026

169 - Bussin' Down at Buc-ee's

70 hours 17 mins; February 18, 2026

I Was Paid $50 to Kick Him in the NUTS! - Trail Mix #120

31 mins; February 16, 2026

168 - A Fan Snuck Backstage & More Tour Confessions

82 hours 6 mins; February 11, 2026

I Fell Into The Septic Tank! - Trail Mix #119

33 mins; February 09, 2026

(Replay) 83 - Corn Smut

81 hours 26 mins; February 04, 2026

COOL! Bologna Is Both Lunch and Paint Remover - Trail Mix #118

32 mins; February 02, 2026

167 - "MILF4EVR" Revoked: DMV Ruins The Vibes Again

72 hours 11 mins; January 28, 2026

From Ice Princess to Public Enemy Number 1 - Trail Mix #117

29 mins; January 26, 2026

166 - Becoming Gummy Nyquil Advocates

60 hours 34 mins; January 21, 2026

Après-Ski? More Like Oops-I-Shit-Myself - Trail Mix #116

31 mins; January 19, 2026

165 - The 2nd Annual Nunu Nana Awards!

58 mins; January 14, 2026

Finding My HOT Army Pen Pal LOVER - Trail Mix #115

30 mins; January 12, 2026

164 - It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like HOA Violations

62 hours 19 mins; December 17, 2025

HELP! My Son Won't Stop Having Loud Sex in My House! - Trail Mix #114

23 mins; December 15, 2025

163 - Gift Guide for the Friend Who’s Doing Too Much

55 mins; December 10, 2025

Scoot Marie Takes Cancun - Trail Mix #113

27 mins; December 08, 2025

162 - OMG! Hetero Wolf in Gay Sheep's Clothing

62 hours 53 mins; December 03, 2025

Trapped at School Overnight with No Room Service - Trail Mix #112

32 mins; December 01, 2025

BREAKING! Bionic Crow Loses Wing, Gains Full Hero Arc - Trail Mix #111

25 mins; November 24, 2025

161 - COOL! Mormon Couple Tried to Convert Us!

76 hours 25 mins; November 19, 2025

My Infamous Encounter With a Nickelodeon Teen Queen - Trail Mix #110

31 mins; November 17, 2025

160 - Sliding Into Sister Wives DMs

60 hours 42 mins; November 12, 2025

My Boyfriend & His Twin Are WAY Too Close - Trail Mix #109

30 mins; November 10, 2025

159 - NICE! A Woman in An Arm Sling Hit On Me At The Dolly Parton Statue

60 hours 31 mins; November 05, 2025

I Shared My Passcode... And My Fiancé - Trail Mix #108

32 mins; November 03, 2025

158 - We Have Coraline At Home

56 mins; October 29, 2025

My Bridesmaid is A Ghost! (And She Craves Attention) - Trail Mix #107

30 mins; October 26, 2025

157 - We Met The Magic Mike Men

74 hours 19 mins; October 22, 2025

HELP! My Bestie is Possessed by a Demon! - Trail Mix #106

37 mins; October 20, 2025

156 - Uh-Oh! Zachariah Can't Act!

63 hours 50 mins; October 15, 2025

Dairy Princess Meet and Greet (I Lived It) - Trail Mix #105

35 mins; October 13, 2025

155 - Your Soaking Wet Dog Jumped On Me Twice

61 hours 42 mins; October 08, 2025

My Haunted Zucchini Bread - Trail Mix #104

32 mins; October 06, 2025

154 - From Sisters to Shih Tzus

73 hours 57 mins; October 01, 2025

EXPOSING a Her Cheating Husband - Trail Mix #103

27 mins; September 29, 2025

153 - Actually, This is My First Rodeo

65 hours 14 mins; September 24, 2025

Post-Shave Coochie Itch - Trail Mix #102

36 mins; September 22, 2025

152 - The Social Experiment we call LIFE

66 hours 4 mins; September 17, 2025

Confessions of A Foam-Head Felon - Trail Mix #101

32 mins; September 15, 2025

151 - Accidentally in the Disney World Staff Parking Lot

70 hours 36 mins; September 09, 2025

I Found My Friend’s Wife on NSFW Reddit - Trail Mix #100

69 hours 41 mins; September 08, 2025

150 - Saké Super Soakers & Behaving Badly

67 hours 7 mins; September 03, 2025

Non-Refrigerated Cheese - Trail Mix #99

36 mins; September 01, 2025

149 - Four Guys, One Room

75 hours 6 mins; August 27, 2025

I Broke Into Her House... And She Was Home - Trail Mix #98

33 mins; August 25, 2025

148 - Influencers Love It... We Don't.

66 hours 15 mins; August 20, 2025

Catfishing My Bestie's Boyfriend - Trail Mix #97

31 mins; August 18, 2025

147 - Termites Are Eating Our House

61 hours 25 mins; August 13, 2025

Wet T-Shirt Contest Fugitive - Trail Mix #96

26 mins; August 11, 2025

146 - Freaky Buffalo Babies

53 mins; August 06, 2025

BIG Bathroom Stall Horror - Trail Mix #95

30 mins; August 03, 2025

145 - I Ate A Chocolate Covered Pickle... Foul.

56 mins; July 30, 2025

Stinky Yoga - Trail Mix #94

30 mins; July 28, 2025

144 - Whoopsie! We Hate It!

72 hours 54 mins; July 23, 2025

Major League Episode - Trail Mix #93

24 mins; July 21, 2025

143 - From Cheesy to Queasy

60 hours 1 min; July 16, 2025

Lost in the Woods at Work - Trail Mix #92

29 mins; July 14, 2025

142 - I Can Only Assume

55 mins; July 09, 2025

Bridesmaid Floral Smackdown - Trail Mix #91

26 mins; July 07, 2025

141 - The Fill-My-Hole Initiative

62 hours 58 mins; July 02, 2025

Red Flag Mormon Wedding - Trail Mix #90

38 mins; June 30, 2025

140 - Leading With Whimsy

69 hours 15 mins; June 25, 2025

I Slept with My Neighbor… Now My Boyfriend Wants to Hang Out - Trail Mix #89

25 mins; June 23, 2025

139 - We Bought A House And Moved Hundreds of Miles Away!

62 hours 16 mins; June 18, 2025

My Soul Was Left At The Denver Airport - Trail Mix #88

32 mins; June 16, 2025

138 - We Are The Content We Consume

58 mins; June 11, 2025

Dental Office Nightmare Employee - Trail Mix #87

31 mins; June 09, 2025

137 - Fried Clam Fiasco (with Grace O'Malley)

62 hours 22 mins; June 04, 2025

Pee Mud - Trail Mix #86

29 mins; June 02, 2025

136 - Surviving Coach in 34B (Read To Filth By A Little Brat)

56 mins; May 28, 2025

I Lied My Way To Become A Child Star - Trail Mix #85

28 mins; May 26, 2025

135 - Flea Market Freaks

64 hours 17 mins; May 21, 2025

I Hate My Partner's Dog - Trail Mix #84

28 mins; May 19, 2025

134 - Karaoke Etiquette (Girl Why Are You Sitting? STAND UP!)

64 hours 23 mins; May 14, 2025

Insane Water Ski Injection - Trail Mix #83

33 mins; May 12, 2025

133 - What The F*** is A Crisper Drawer?

63 hours 33 mins; May 07, 2025

I Slept at My IHOP Waiter’s House - Trail Mix #82

26 mins; May 05, 2025

132 - There's A Snake in My Margarita!

69 hours 48 mins; April 30, 2025

Group Freakery - Trail Mix #81

29 mins; April 28, 2025

131 - Uncomfy in the Planet Fitness Locker Room

57 mins; April 23, 2025

Dating Brothers and I Don't Care - Trail Mix #80

30 mins; April 21, 2025

130 - My Hair Transplant: From Patchy to Pretty

66 hours 57 mins; April 16, 2025

My Chicken Cutlets Fell Out at The Strip Club - Trail Mix #79

35 mins; April 14, 2025

129 - Undercover Bar Rescue, Glitter Soda & Weird Yoga (With Mamrie Hart)

82 hours 15 mins; April 09, 2025

PB&S (Peanut Butter & Shart) - Trail Mix #78

31 mins; April 07, 2025

128 - Getting Freaky on Facebook

62 hours 21 mins; April 02, 2025

There is Someone In My Baby's Room - Trail Mix #77

36 mins; March 31, 2025

127 - Cigarette Teddy Bears

64 hours 46 mins; March 25, 2025

A Wet and Wild Bus Trip - Trail Mix 76

29 mins; March 24, 2025

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