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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

126 - Infomercials Are Just Coco Melon for Adults

75 hours 47 mins; March 19, 2025

DNA Test Fractures The Family Tree - Trail Mix #75

34 mins; March 17, 2025

125 - Dive Bar Divas

66 hours 28 mins; March 12, 2025

Hot Lacrosse Player Fever (Literally) - Trail Mix #74

30 mins; March 10, 2025

124 - Hilariously Haunted (with Roz Hernandez)

71 hours 58 mins; March 05, 2025

Sloptropica: The Campers Are MESSY - Trail Mix #73

30 mins; March 03, 2025

(Replay) 42 - Field Day Participation Awards

92 hours 48 mins; February 26, 2025

My Mother-in-Law is TESTING Me - Trail Mix #72

39 mins; February 24, 2025

123 - Beavers Give Major Girl Boss Disruptor Energy

76 hours 45 mins; February 19, 2025

Mayor Poopy Pants - Trail Mix #71

28 mins; February 17, 2025

122 - Big Back Horse & A Cherry Tree

64 hours 28 mins; February 12, 2025

Someone was Phrogging in Our House - Trail Mix #70

36 mins; February 10, 2025

121 - Failing A Breathalyzer As A Camp Counselor (With Liza Treyger)

75 hours 30 mins; February 05, 2025

Trail Mix #69 - Yes, I Left a Note on Her Car

29 mins; February 03, 2025

120 - Zachariah's Last Episode... In His 20s

72 hours 37 mins; January 29, 2025

The Girls Football Team That Destroyed The Town - Trail Mix #68

31 mins; January 27, 2025

119 - Vapeless in Toronto

78 hours 26 mins; January 22, 2025

I Spilled His Mom's Ashes - Trail Mix #67

28 mins; January 20, 2025

118 - DMVs Need On-Site Glam Squads

64 hours 17 mins; January 15, 2025

Matching With My Cousin On Tinder - Trail Mix #66

30 mins; January 13, 2025

117 - Stuart Little is a Spy Kid

86 hours 31 mins; January 08, 2025

Mom's Shady Boyfriend is Scamming Her - Trail Mix #65

31 mins; January 06, 2025

116 - Prestigious Nunu Nana Awards

68 hours 55 mins; December 18, 2024

Victim.jpg - Trail Mix #64

32 mins; December 16, 2024

115 - Don't EVER Sing Happy Birthday to me When I'm Wearing Wool

77 hours 23 mins; December 11, 2024

Bad Chicken, Bad Sex - Trail Mix #63

32 mins; December 09, 2024

114 - Mall Rat Behavior! (We Went To Mall of America)

80 hours 35 mins; December 04, 2024

Yellow Liquid Dripping from My Ceiling?! - Trail Mix #62

26 mins; December 02, 2024

HELP! My House is Infested with Earwigs! - Trail Mix #61

31 mins; November 25, 2024

113 - Back From Tour and Ready For More

76 hours 47 mins; November 20, 2024

I Was Born Without A Sense of Smell - Trail Mix #60

29 mins; November 18, 2024

112 - Camp Meatball (with Snooki and Deena)

81 hours 46 mins; November 13, 2024

You Stuck A Glow Stick WHERE?! - Trail Mix #59

31 mins; November 11, 2024

111 - Don't Lie! You Drank The Juice!

63 hours 45 mins; November 06, 2024

My Gym Teacher's Stinky Secret - Trail Mix #58

31 mins; November 04, 2024

110 - Fighting For My Life in the Punta Cana Airport

62 hours 56 mins; October 30, 2024

Series of Scandalous Events at the Police Station - Trail Mix #57

29 mins; October 28, 2024

109 - Gigglemug Ghouls

60 hours 36 mins; October 23, 2024

He Won’t Stop Buying Me FAKE Designer Bags - Trail Mix #56

30 mins; October 21, 2024

108 - At Home Plastic Surgery (I Bought Mouth Tape)

68 hours 54 mins; October 16, 2024

Your Roommate Did WHAT With Your Cat?! - Trail Mix #55

31 mins; October 14, 2024

107 - We Drove 217 Miles To See The Script And The PEZ Factory

76 hours 41 mins; October 09, 2024

Barred Out at Forever 21 - Trail Mix #54

32 mins; October 07, 2024

106 - A Pernicious Night Without Taylor Swift

69 hours 2 mins; October 02, 2024

Pantsless with A Broken Ankle In The Bounce House - Trail Mix #53

34 mins; September 30, 2024

105 - I'm Visibly Upset But I'm Pushing Through

67 hours 15 mins; September 25, 2024

Tuna In Every Crevice of my Body - Trail Mix #52

31 mins; September 23, 2024

104 - The Wig Heist at Disney On Ice

65 hours 57 mins; September 18, 2024

I Called 911 After Taking A Laxative - Trail Mix #51

33 mins; September 16, 2024

103 - Rowdy At The Renaissance Faire

68 hours 33 mins; September 11, 2024

Bad Blind Date with Ed Sheeran Look-alike - Trail Mix #50

32 mins; September 09, 2024

102 - The Girls Are Fighting at The Kentucky State Fair

65 hours 0 mins; September 04, 2024

A Bear Attacked Me While I Was Boinking - Trail Mix #49

33 mins; September 02, 2024

101 - Exposing Florida's Illegal Pizza Scam

68 hours 1 min; August 28, 2024

The Absolute WORST DATE of My Life - Trail Mix #48

38 mins; August 26, 2024

100 - The 100th Episode Platinum Jubilee

66 hours 53 mins; August 21, 2024

I Caught The Groom Cheating on His Wedding Day - Trail Mix #47

31 mins; August 19, 2024

99 - Wreaking Havoc at the Retirement Home

69 hours 53 mins; August 14, 2024

Lunch Monitor Mom Affair - Trail Mix #46

30 mins; August 12, 2024

98 - Jonathan Was Attacked By A Raccoon (Literally)

73 hours 23 mins; August 07, 2024

The Scariest Horse Story You've Ever Heard - Trail Mix #45

47 mins; August 05, 2024

97 - Goodbye Kitty in a Poodle Skirt

64 hours 47 mins; July 31, 2024

Two Men in Jail Are Fighting Over Me - Trail Mix #44

38 mins; July 29, 2024

96 - Geocache Me Outside (With Ciara Tomasia)

96 hours 2 mins; July 24, 2024

My Boy Band Face Plant - Trail Mix #43

44 mins; July 22, 2024

95 - Coastal Counselor Era

62 hours 47 mins; July 17, 2024

I Ran A Nude 5k - Trail Mix #42

24 mins; July 15, 2024

94 - Two Gays, One RV

76 hours 1 min; July 10, 2024

Tackled Grandma Outisde of Claire's - Trail Mix #41

40 mins; July 08, 2024

93 - Kiss Me At The Hot Dog Eating Contest

73 hours 9 mins; June 26, 2024

How To Sneak Into A Private Pool - Trail Mix #40

39 mins; June 24, 2024

92 - It's A Slush Puppie Summer (With Erin Gilfoy)

89 hours 25 mins; June 19, 2024

My Night With A Rockstar - Trail Mix #39

35 mins; June 17, 2024

91 - Freaky for Tzatziki

67 hours 15 mins; June 12, 2024

I Was On 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire' - Trail Mix #38

35 mins; June 10, 2024

90 - The Limp Wrist Committee

69 hours 46 mins; June 05, 2024

I Spent Prom Night in the Woods - Trail Mix #37

36 mins; June 03, 2024

89 - Can't Stop Snooping on Facebook

72 hours 7 mins; May 29, 2024

We Danced In The Manure Rain - Trail Mix #36

37 mins; May 27, 2024

88 - Tipsy on the Tequila Train

77 hours 22 mins; May 22, 2024

Amateur Witchcraft Ruined My Relationship - Trail Mix #35

36 mins; May 20, 2024

87 - From Hollywood to Halloweentown With Kimberly J. Brown

80 hours 55 mins; May 15, 2024

Failing The Porta-Potty Sobriety Test - Trail Mix #34

28 mins; May 13, 2024

86 - Shrimp Tail Acrylic Nails

68 hours 22 mins; May 08, 2024

Scary Old Man Caught Us In A Parking Lot - Trail Mix #33

33 mins; May 06, 2024

85 - Flash Your High Beams At Me Baby!

84 hours 15 mins; May 01, 2024

Professional Singer at the Fudge Factory - Trail Mix #32

35 mins; April 29, 2024

84 - Call The Fire Marshal: We Have a Gas Leak

74 hours 4 mins; April 24, 2024

First Date at the Trailer Park - Trail Mix #31

46 mins; April 22, 2024

83 - My Strange Addiction: Corn Fungus Quesadillas

78 hours 31 mins; April 17, 2024

Did My Ex's Dad Really Post That?! - Trail Mix #30

35 mins; April 15, 2024

82 - Our Day With The Amish

84 hours 2 mins; April 10, 2024

Accidentally Got In Bed With My Boyfriend's Dad - Trail Mix #29

41 mins; April 08, 2024

81 - Lying On Your Resume is Fun

60 hours 24 mins; April 03, 2024

My Brother Was Bit By A Rattlesnake - Trail Mix #28

37 mins; April 01, 2024

80 - We Toured A Stinky Apartment

79 hours 32 mins; March 27, 2024

The Laundromat Scammed Me Out Of $1,000 - Trail Mix #27

38 mins; March 25, 2024

79 - Theresa Caputo Gave Me A Reading

82 hours 30 mins; March 20, 2024

Goblin Girl Sabotages Her Sister - Trail Mix #26

35 mins; March 18, 2024

78 - Tramp Stamps at the Deli

82 hours 44 mins; March 13, 2024

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