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Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson

Hey Happy Campers! Camp Counselors is a good natured podcast hosted by your favorite fake camp counselors Zachariah and Jonathan. Here at Camp Shady Birch we love the great outdoors in theory, but we’d rather spend our time making friendship bracelets, spreading camper gossip, keeping our heads in the clouds, and avoiding archery. We know we would make great camp counselors minus the fact that we know nothing about camping. So grab your sunscreen and bug spray because things are about to get campy.

My Hamster's Funeral Was A Total Lie - Trail Mix #25

33 mins; March 11, 2024

77 - Our Feral Hog Cruise

74 hours 20 mins; March 06, 2024

I Threw a Naughty House Party - Trail Mix #24

35 mins; March 04, 2024

76 - Zachariah Graduated Improv 101!

61 hours 12 mins; February 28, 2024

HELP! My Friend Turned Into A Karen - Trail Mix #23

39 mins; February 26, 2024

75 - Are We Disney Adults?

70 hours 49 mins; February 21, 2024

I Got My Ex Banned From Every Dating App... What About It?? - Trail Mix #22

36 mins; February 19, 2024

74 - All Cats Deserve a Side Salad

71 hours 21 mins; February 14, 2024

The Scariest Seagull Story Ever Told - Trail Mix #21

35 mins; February 12, 2024

73 - This One's For The Girls

81 hours 7 mins; February 07, 2024

A Nightmare Sleepover at Grandma's - Trail Mix #20

37 mins; February 05, 2024

72 - I Was Voted Most Dramatic In High School

69 hours 9 mins; January 31, 2024

The Hot Dog That Started A Family Feud - Trail Mix #19

29 mins; January 29, 2024

71 - Classic Australian Behaviour

89 hours 23 mins; January 24, 2024

I’m Asking My Professor Out On A Date. Am I Crazy? - Trail Mix #18

32 mins; January 22, 2024

70 - Julia Roberts Hexed Me (Allegedly)

79 hours 48 mins; January 17, 2024

My Neighbor Threw a Bag of Dog Sh*t at Me - Trail Mix #17

28 mins; January 15, 2024

69 - Talking To Auntie Anne On A Ouija Board

74 hours 59 mins; January 10, 2024

Woman Foaming At The Mouth Jumped In My Car At A Red Light - Trail Mix #16

25 mins; January 08, 2024

68 - This Might Get Us Sued

79 hours 33 mins; January 03, 2024

67 - Bring Back The Breakdancing Elf E-Cards

70 hours 25 mins; December 20, 2023

My Delivery Driver is Stalking Me - Trail Mix #15

32 mins; December 18, 2023

66 - Plastic Ice Skating Rinks Should Be Illegal

77 hours 2 mins; December 13, 2023

All Dogs Go To Heaven - Trail Mix #14

31 mins; December 11, 2023

65 - We Were Falsely Accused of Stealing

80 hours 31 mins; December 06, 2023

Grandpa's Naughty Gift - Trail Mix #13

29 mins; December 04, 2023

64 - Feeling Confrontational at Raymour & Flanigan

66 hours 41 mins; November 29, 2023

Chasing My Car Thief While Pregnant - Trail Mix #12

31 mins; November 27, 2023

63 - Two Gays, One Hammer

64 hours 37 mins; November 22, 2023

Our Therapist Asked to Wife Swap - Trail Mix #11

31 mins; November 20, 2023

62 - A Biker Woman Yelled At Me In Malibu

78 hours 24 mins; November 15, 2023

I Put Fish Tank Water in my Coworker's Lip Gloss - Trail Mix #10

23 mins; November 13, 2023

61 - The Zack & Cody Scam

78 hours 49 mins; November 08, 2023

Physically Dragged By A Golf Cart at 13 Years Old - Trail Mix #9

30 mins; November 06, 2023

60 - Britney Spears Wrote A Book And I Ate A Raw Pizza

74 hours 19 mins; November 01, 2023

We Were Followed By A Demon Spirit - Trail Mix #8

32 mins; October 30, 2023

59 - Applebee’s Dollaritas Scare Me

68 hours 52 mins; October 25, 2023

Big Scandal in A Small Town - Trail Mix #7

29 mins; October 23, 2023

58 - Hot Air Balloon Smear Campaign

76 hours 32 mins; October 18, 2023

My Best Friend Ditched My Bachelorette Party - Trail Mix #6

32 mins; October 16, 2023

57 - Date Night at TJ Maxx

73 hours 36 mins; October 11, 2023

Accidentally Sent Someone to the Emergency Room - Trail Mix #5

29 mins; October 09, 2023

56 - Do I Have Mercury Poisoning?!

69 hours 17 mins; October 04, 2023

Caught Him Using Grindr - Trail Mix #4

27 mins; October 02, 2023

55 - Bibliophile

69 hours 27 mins; September 27, 2023

Trail Mix #3

26 mins; September 25, 2023

54 - My Instagram Got Deleted

70 hours 31 mins; September 20, 2023

Trail Mix #2

32 mins; September 18, 2023

53 - Bug Spray in My Eyes

60 hours 26 mins; September 13, 2023

Trail Mix #1

37 mins; September 11, 2023

52 - French Fries on the Ferris Wheel

64 hours 8 mins; September 06, 2023

51 - Outhouse Chamber of Secrets

77 hours 28 mins; August 30, 2023

50 - Spreading Rumors in the Hamptons

77 hours 54 mins; August 23, 2023

49 - Planning a Celebrity Dinner Party

72 hours 38 mins; August 16, 2023

48 - We Took An Edible (It Was A Nightmare)

71 hours 59 mins; August 09, 2023

47 - Diet Trash Can

75 hours 49 mins; August 02, 2023

46 - Professional Tricksters

66 hours 6 mins; July 26, 2023

45 - The Beach Bible

65 hours 6 mins; July 19, 2023

44 - Coastal Grandmother Era

66 hours 57 mins; July 12, 2023

43 - Passenger Princess

70 hours 9 mins; July 05, 2023

42 - The Field Day Participation Award Ceremony

90 hours 14 mins; June 28, 2023

41 - Midnight Zoomies

83 hours 31 mins; June 21, 2023

40 - Barefoot at Popeyes

68 hours 9 mins; June 14, 2023

39 - A Parent Trap Hoagie

75 hours 37 mins; June 07, 2023

38 - Amen, Gay Men (Pride 2023)

71 hours 15 mins; May 31, 2023

37 - The Vegas Episode

52 mins; May 24, 2023

36 - Bigger Than a Bread Box

69 hours 17 mins; May 17, 2023

35 - Good Girls Go To Heaven; Bad Girls Go To Ocean City, Maryland

67 hours 44 mins; May 10, 2023

34 - Nancy Grace & Nancy Drew On the Scene

64 hours 1 min; May 03, 2023

33 - À La Carte Potato Purée

66 hours 59 mins; April 26, 2023

32 - Punitive Damages

45 mins; April 19, 2023

31 - Tasmanian Devil Erasure

64 hours 43 mins; April 12, 2023

30 - Rotisserie Door

68 hours 2 mins; April 05, 2023

29 - A New York Minute

75 hours 6 mins; March 29, 2023

28 - BBQ Breakfast Rumor Mill

68 hours 32 mins; March 22, 2023

27 - You'll Be Sierra Missed

67 hours 2 mins; March 15, 2023

26 - Don't Nut In My Cookie

69 hours 9 mins; March 08, 2023

25 - Finagle Her British Bagel

74 hours 43 mins; March 01, 2023

24 - Sonically Exciting

68 hours 27 mins; February 22, 2023

23 - The Cruise: Banana Daiquiri Factory

76 hours 53 mins; February 15, 2023

22 - Sake Squirt

64 hours 28 mins; February 08, 2023

21 - Casual Caffeinated Experience

62 hours 35 mins; February 01, 2023

20 - A Peppered Past

68 hours 54 mins; January 25, 2023

19 - He Asked For A Pic of My Dog, He Got A Pic of My Kitty

69 hours 51 mins; January 18, 2023

18 - Old Navy Behavior

68 hours 5 mins; January 11, 2023

17 - Candy for the Brain

64 hours 5 mins; January 04, 2023

16 - Tootsie Lou Who's Christmas Spectacular

71 hours 28 mins; December 21, 2022

15 - The Butcher!

59 mins; December 14, 2022

14 - Bathroom Kisses

58 mins; December 07, 2022

13 - I'm Blazing a Trail Here

66 hours 27 mins; November 30, 2022

12 - Don't Mind if I Cheese Fon-Do

63 hours 19 mins; November 23, 2022

11 - Kitten Heels on a Soft Carpet

53 mins; November 16, 2022

10 - Hit the Ground Beef Runnin'

61 hours 39 mins; November 09, 2022

9 - Rock that Bush

53 mins; November 02, 2022

8 - Ethan in the Big Apple

54 mins; October 26, 2022

7 - I Dream of Jeannie and I Dream of Bigfoot

48 mins; October 19, 2022

6 - All Falled and Dolled

52 mins; October 12, 2022

5 - Too Much Cream Cheese

52 mins; October 05, 2022

4 - Planning Our Funerals

48 mins; September 28, 2022

3 - The Pam Plan

54 mins; September 21, 2022

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