Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Scientists create 5 psychedelic drugs from single tobacco plant. Bob Marley's deadlock up for auction.
23 mins; April 02, 2026
Powerball lottery winner arrested for robbing a home. Chocolate bars recalled for being spike with viagra.
21 mins; April 01, 2026
Mother slept with twin brothers - who's child is this? World's largest vampire theme park planned in Romania.
22 mins; March 31, 2026
Thieves steal 12 tons of KitKat bars right before Easter. Customized bong built into a dashboard of man's truck leads to arrest.
20 mins; March 30, 2026
Florida woman urinated on furniture and appliances in multiple Airbnb's. Florida man has Rolex stolen by hooker with "Dream Girl" neck tattoo.
25 mins; March 27, 2026
Professor proposes to student in the middle of class and receives a beat down by students. Philly breaks world record for longest cheesesteak(s).
21 mins; March 26, 2026
Stalker broke into a home and sucked on a woman's toes. Boner Bear Honey ED syrup banned from gas stations.
20 mins; March 25, 2026
Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player shot a man while driving. Russian women who don't want kids will be sent to psychologist.
17 mins; March 24, 2026
Father and son banned from donating sperm after fathering 600 kids. Cocaine sharks thrive in the Bahamas.
23 mins; March 23, 2026
Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage ban fails to pass. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed 5 months after discharge.
26 mins; March 20, 2026
Thief used Google Translate to rob a Peruvian restaurant. Hittler runs against Zielinski for mayor in France.
22 mins; March 19, 2026
Study shows 19 million Americans think of shooting someone. Inject the fat of a dead person into your face or your chest, it's cool.
24 mins; March 18, 2026
Deaf woman removed from plan for "not listening". Tourist sues NYC taqueria for salsa being too spicy.
20 mins; March 17, 2026
Man falls into a hole with a bear inside. Kickboxer pulls a car using his testicles.
22 mins; March 16, 2026
Floridaman prisoner escapes to have sex in a Porta Potty. Did a Floridaman really get kidnapped by dolphins?
29 mins; March 13, 2026
Man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants in his pants. Stoners buy cookies, the Girl Scouts learn.
18 mins; March 12, 2026
Braindead woman wakes up when her ambulance hits a pothole. "Literally Anybody Else" is running for mayor in Texas.
16 mins; March 11, 2026
Testical covers are banned from saunas in Japan. Flamingos kidnapped at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas.
21 mins; March 10, 2026
Floridaman throws cremated ashes onto the NASCAR racetrack. Floridaman does other Floridaman things.
25 mins; March 09, 2026
Smoking crack helped him quit heroin, says Billy Idol. Old male whales are better at mating because they're better at singing.
19 mins; March 05, 2026
Woman declared dead 4 times by government since 2017. Polymarket no longer allows betting on nuclear armageddon.
20 mins; March 04, 2026
Lady arrested for singing a remix of the national anthem at karaoke. Scientists created popcorn flavored tomatoes.
18 mins; March 03, 2026
Man claims world's smallest penis and is accepting challengers (with pics). Illinois will vote on Italian Beef as official state sandwich.
27 mins; March 02, 2026
Floridaman stabbed for denying sex to trans woman because she isn't Jewish. Floridaman killed trying to invade cuba with his 9 drinking buddies..
23 mins; February 27, 2026
Mr. Clean retires after 68 years. Food robot rebellion begins! Dunkin' tests 48oz bucket of coffee.
21 mins; February 26, 2026
Man arrested after serving alcohol to a hawk. New York Snowflakes hospitalized after being hit with snowballs.
23 mins; February 25, 2026
Man trained his dog to illegally dump his garbage on the street. Man sneaks into woman's apartment to AXE her out.
27 mins; February 24, 2026
Man has sex with a dead deer on the highway, arrested. Hospital calls exorcist after staff report seeing ghosts.
19 mins; February 23, 2026
Pickleball brawl involving 20 players leads to Florida couple's arrest. Floridaman urinates on boss's desk and in the chili?
29 mins; February 20, 2026
Family took dead relative to the bank as proof they're dead. Pro hockey team sent letter to their smelly fans asking them to shower before games.
23 mins; February 19, 2026
Judge rules "boneless wings" can still be called "wings". Fart tracking underwear developed to track gut health.
24 mins; February 18, 2026
Facebook will keep posting for you even after you're dead. Food influencer dies after eating the toxic Devil Crab.
19 mins; February 17, 2026
Woman faked a snake transformation to avoid arranged marriage. Olympic athletes used the 10,000 free condoms in only 3 days.
21 mins; February 16, 2026
Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into pizza and tacos.
23 mins; February 13, 2026
Chicken place smells too much like chicken, says landlord. Pokemon Go removes Epstein Island Pokestop from the game.
20 mins; February 12, 2026
Olympian wins a medal, then tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend. Murder twins in France complicate the trial because of similar DNA.
16 mins; February 11, 2026
Gen Z texts and checks social media during sex, study shows. Coffee shop secretly operated as a strip club.
19 mins; February 10, 2026
Governor suggests importing women to help make more babies. Man arrested again for seeking non-consensual diaper changes.
24 mins; February 09, 2026
Florida woman nurse twerks on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man.
25 mins; February 06, 2026
Man broke into Little Caesar's Pizza, made and sold pizzas. Man, high on meth, stole two planes without a pilot's license.
22 mins; February 05, 2026
Man blowtorches his roof to melt ice, home catches fire. Lady causes car crashes after removing traffic mirror for better Feng-Shui.
17 mins; February 04, 2026
WWI bomb inside man's rectum leads to hospital evacuation. Bar offers free drinks to customers who want to quit their job.
19 mins; February 03, 2026
Dumb politicians claim "fake" snow conspiracy. New York city will hire a night mayor to improve night time fun.
20 mins; February 02, 2026
Floridaman fornicated with a vacuum cleaner in the street. Florida teen attacks her mom with a porkchop.
22 mins; January 30, 2026
Man amputates his own foot to get into medical school. "Spy-Nuns" are working for Russian military out of European churches.
16 mins; January 28, 2026
Mushrooms that make you hallucinate little people are served at restaurants? Fans of jazz music are cheaters, new study claims.
15 mins; January 27, 2026
Flesh eating flies are eating their way toward the US. PETA hates that a groundhog is lifted in the air once a year.
18 mins; January 26, 2026
Florida woman orders a Lyft ride and steals the driver's car. Floridaman attacked man with a ketchup packet.
21 mins; January 23, 2026
Ankle monitor found on a dog, criminal on the run. Eat famous serial killers' last meals served at this restaurant.
20 mins; January 21, 2026
Ski jumpers accused of injecting acid into their genitals. Korea legalizes tattooing after 33 year ban.
16 mins; January 20, 2026
Hotel room on the Moon will cost you $10 million. Study shows smelling farts is good for brain health.
20 mins; January 19, 2026
Florida woman defecates at the police in order to escape arrest.Florida woman on crack goes on the attack with a skillet and collard greens.
20 mins; January 16, 2026
American dad wakes up speaking Spanish fluently after each surgery. Insecticide company holds memorial services for bugs they kill.
17 mins; January 15, 2026
"But she just died!" Man and dead wife tried to board a flight. Man hospitalized after sticking a live leech you know where.
17 mins; January 14, 2026
Couple used ChatGPT for wedding vows and it was annulled. 100 skulls and historical bones found at a man's home.
19 mins; January 13, 2026
"Are you dead yet?" is most popular app in China. Several monkeys are on the loose in St. Louis.
18 mins; January 12, 2026
Naked Floridaman robs a meat market. Salvation Army bellringer tried to impale store manager with donation tripod.
19 mins; January 09, 2026
Naked mermaid arrested in her neighbor's private pond. Beloved walrus penis stolen from a Jersey bar.
15 mins; January 08, 2026
Stop selling butt toys to Bahrain, US government says. Hundreds gathered to watch a live kick in the groin.
18 mins; January 07, 2026
Man offers to remove your squatters with a grenade and samurai sword. Hundreds tricked into attending fake NYE fireworks display.
15 mins; January 06, 2026
Best of Floridaman (and woman) - 2025
71 hours 29 mins; January 02, 2026
Best of 2025 - Most Funny and Weird Stories of the Year
69 hours 36 mins; December 31, 2025
Lady married Chatbot which is a German video game character. Passenger finds a man hiding in the Waymo trunk.
18 mins; December 30, 2025
Weird items removed from people's orifices in 2025. Hire a robot DJ or ring bearer for your wedding!
22 mins; December 29, 2025
Boy was sexting Whitney Houston and Marilyn Monroe chatbots, so mom sues. Hundreds of Victorian era shoes wash up on a beach in Wales.
19 mins; December 24, 2025
Lady was already dead when she was wheeled onto a flight. Scientist smuggles bacteria into US inside women's panties.
18 mins; December 23, 2025
School puts kids in a "Time Out" box as punishment. Hundreds attend a mock funeral for the penny in DC.
21 mins; December 22, 2025
Floridaman shot his son in the face for not visiting his sick mother on weekends. Doctor walked into a Dollar Store freezer and died overnight.
24 mins; December 19, 2025
Three Santas and 40 elves rob a grocery store. kicked by a camel during Christmas performance inside Church.
18 mins; December 18, 2025
Kids must wear helmets to play in the show at schools in Canada. Police don't find the free sidewalk marijuana for Christmas very jolly.
21 mins; December 17, 2025
Sex toy shoplifter threatens man with leg of lamb then robs a public bus. Woman sues IRS to get her dog classified as a "dependent".
19 mins; December 16, 2025
Viagra for women finally hits the shelves. Denny's launches maple syrup filled sneakers.
21 mins; December 15, 2025
Floridaman claims he was teleported into stolen BMW by aliens. Florida woman assaults another with chicken, but which kind?
15 mins; December 12, 2025
Drunk riding a bike? Lose your driving license in Japan. Trade your goose for store credit at Gamestop?
23 mins; December 11, 2025
Taliban arrests men for dressing up like Peaky Blinders characters. Brazilian lioness receives a Uber Eats human meal at the zoo.
20 mins; December 10, 2025
Canadian man arrested for assault with a snowblower. Have you tried the pumpkin seed rectal challenge?
22 mins; December 09, 2025
Sperm racing is growing on college campuses. Women in Latvia are hiring hourly husbands cuz of man shortage.
19 mins; December 08, 2025
Afternoon group sex in a Winn Dixie parking lot leads to arrest of Floridaman. Man broke into home, sprayed bbq sauce on walls and then lit a fire.
19 mins; December 05, 2025
Flat Earthers! Prove it and win a sports company. Police monitor bowel movements after thief swallows $19k Faberge egg.
20 mins; December 04, 2025
Raccoon bites man in the face while driving to the nature center. China will tax condoms to boost birth rate.
18 mins; December 03, 2025
HR director drugged female job applicants to make them urinate during their interviews. Influencer gave free machetes and alcohol to the homeless.
21 mins; December 02, 2025
When Batman is around, the public behaves: New study. Fart Walking after Thanksgiving is good for you, say doctors.
21 mins; December 01, 2025
Floridaman claims a cockroach told him to kill a couple guys. Florida will allow bear hunting for first time in a decade.
29 mins; November 28, 2025
Adolf Hitler is about to win an election in Africa? Don't brine your turkey in the Great Salt Lake, is an actual warning in Utah.
17 mins; November 26, 2025
Man dressed as his dead mom to go collect her pension. Lady found alive in a coffin right before cremation.
18 mins; November 25, 2025
Two Texas boys plot to invade Haiti and enslave the women and children. Man flashed his genitals on the highway because he needed excitement.
19 mins; November 24, 2025
Florida woman squeezed boyfriend's privates until there was blood. Floridaman stole forklift to steal an ATM.
16 mins; November 21, 2025
AI teddy bear taught kids about BDSM and where to find knives. South Korea bans flights, halts military for a single college entrance test.
15 mins; November 20, 2025
Stolen driveway leaves a woman scared and confused. Holocaust artifact auction canceled after backlash.
15 mins; November 19, 2025
Passenger brought a meat cleaver on a flight. Prisoner sues for the right to eat Vegemite.
17 mins; November 18, 2025
Controversial cafe offers cuddling with baby lions while drinking tea. Meet Germany's first flock of gay sheep.
20 mins; November 17, 2025
Floridaman shoots son over heavy metal music. Naked Florida woman breaks into bagel shop for a shower.
20 mins; November 14, 2025
A killer will be playing Santa at the local swap meet. Man steals a bus with passengers on it and makes all the stops.
19 mins; November 13, 2025
Pornography accidentally shown to kids on a public. Smell animal butts at new exhibit in a Japan aquarium.
17 mins; November 12, 2025
Starbucks Bearista cup is worth losing your teeth for this holiday season. Target orders employees to smile at customers to boost sales.
16 mins; November 11, 2025
Balls Out Bowling is back, where bowling naked is required. Enter a lottery to be buried next to Jim Morrison?
18 mins; November 10, 2025
Floridaman fires his gun over argument on how many eggs chickens lay. Man threatens to shoot police if they don't let his wife out of jail.
21 mins; November 07, 2025
Nurse murdered his patients to get longer smoke breaks. Hot Ice Cream is a new stupid dessert we don't need.
20 mins; November 06, 2025
Death letters mailed to 500 living patients by medical facility. Murder hornets kill a family while ziplining..
16 mins; November 05, 2025
Man shot neighbor because he thought her horse was too fat. Man wearing a Speedo breaks into 911 call center, attacks dispatch.
