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Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Dance club bans staring without consent. Man climbed Mt. Fuji dressed as a pizza delivery guy.
15 mins; August 29, 2022
Floridaman can't stop trying to buy children in Walmart parking lots. Botox Bandit strikes Florida!
20 mins; August 26, 2022
School allows student to be a cat all day. Spankings are now allowed in this school district.
19 mins; August 25, 2022
NASA releases sound of a Black Hole. Sleeping farmer cuts off his own meaty genitalia.
13 mins; August 24, 2022
No more Hitler wine! Gang in India ran a fake police station out of a hotel.
16 mins; August 23, 2022
Confederate Festival is canceled in Brazil. Strippers may unionize. First vaginal fluid transplant.
20 mins; August 22, 2022
Floridaman walks into gay bar with a grenade. Florida couple make a Ferris wheel rock with sexy time
22 mins; August 19, 2022
Semen terrorism should be criminalized. Bouncy Houses are leading cause of windy fun death.
18 mins; August 18, 2022
Cum problem in Hong Kong. Japan tells its youth: get drunk so we can get out of this tax deficit!
14 mins; August 17, 2022
Ketchup is in on the endangered list! Scotland hires a man to be its official "Period Officer".
14 mins; August 16, 2022
He drinks his urine and wonders why roommate's upset. Ladies love well-groomed romantic Korean men.
18 mins; August 15, 2022
Florida perverts stay away from mating manatees! Lady called the police 11,000 times to berate them.
23 mins; August 12, 2022
Cat food restaurant for humans opens in NYC. Ferrari recalls nearly every car sold since 2005.
15 mins; August 11, 2022
Hyena testicles and marijuana promises from presidential candidate. Man ran across Ireland in 1 day.
16 mins; August 10, 2022
Man gave himself DIY nose job until hospitalized. Domino's pizza didn't make it in Italy turns out.
16 mins; August 09, 2022
Social media star arrested for bad singing. Athlete lost the race because his penis fell out.
17 mins; August 08, 2022
Floridaman arrested for eating pasta "belligerently". Man threw urn full of ashes during argument.
21 mins; August 05, 2022
Bubble gum bubble blowing fetish is a real thing. Critics say Monkeypox is a racist name.
21 mins; August 04, 2022
Stabbing at a watermelon festival. War museum asks visitors to not have sex in their museum if war.
19 mins; August 03, 2022
No eating at the food festival! Last remaining witch has been exonerated by the state.
14 mins; August 02, 2022
Short skirts aren't allowed at executions. Epidemic of fake violin players, police warn.
18 mins; August 01, 2022
Floridaman broke into Space Force to warn of alien-dragon space war. Lady punched cop cuz she bored.
18 mins; July 29, 2022
Grandma's dying wish was a giant penis gravestone. Old man driving without a license for 50 years.
19 mins; July 28, 2022
Preacher robbed at gunpoint during livestream sermon. Mayor in VA has never heard of a dance party.
16 mins; July 27, 2022
Lawmaker wants ghosting to be criminalized. There's a good reason to put sugar on your butthole.
13 mins; July 26, 2022
Astronauts can't masturbate in space. Chess robot broke the finger of a child opponent.
16 mins; July 25, 2022
Floridaman steals apple juice while showing genitals. Lady stabs a mini van with a pitchfork.
19 mins; July 22, 2022
Lady sues her bad date for $10k. US troops banned from alcohol after drunk driving scooters.
17 mins; July 21, 2022
Doctors warn don't take the "Hitler Shot". Social Justice Summer Camp for your anarchist children.
15 mins; July 20, 2022
Tired at work? Take a nap in the "Nap Coffin". Short ladies can now be police officers.
19 mins; July 19, 2022
Red Heads get free admission to theaters to stay cool. Docs say don't put popsicles inside you.
16 mins; July 18, 2022
Floridaman stole Walmart shopping scooter to go on date. Inmate caught eating meth infused drawings.
15 mins; July 15, 2022
Grown man finds out he has ovaries. Mom gives birth during a live Metallica concert.
12 mins; July 14, 2022
Use your own vaginal fluid as a DIY perfume. Stay for free in an all-glass hotel room.
17 mins; July 13, 2022
Man says Bigfoot told him to kill his fishing partner. Fake cricket tournament scammed the Russians.
14 mins; July 12, 2022
Free milkshake with proof of vasectomy! Ice cream that won't melt with a blowtorch?
14 mins; July 11, 2022
Floridaman assaults elderly man to get rid of his demons. Floridaman exposes himself in a cemetery.
20 mins; July 08, 2022
Mafia embraces homosexuality. Mayor marries an alligator in a dress to ensure abundance.
15 mins; July 07, 2022
Man almost killed by Whistling Scrotum. Pooping in public is okay as long as no one is watching.
16 mins; July 06, 2022
Threesome leads to 60 person fight on a cruise. Accidentally overpaid worker took the money and ran.
13 mins; July 05, 2022
Florida pastor gets frisky on a Starbucks patio. Floridaman set his boss's future home on fire.
20 mins; July 01, 2022
Annual Pickle Juice Drinking contest. Mystery rocket crashed on the moon and no one is claiming it.
16 mins; June 30, 2022
Lady tries to smuggle 2 porcupines in her luggage. Bomb threat at the Explosion Museum.
16 mins; June 29, 2022
Uber has grandpa's ashes and your lost pet turtle. Court grants man's wish to die by firing squad.
22 mins; June 28, 2022
Fairies give the gift that ruins your life. Urine powered vehicles are making a splash.
14 mins; June 27, 2022
Naked Florida woman lights things on fire "to celebrate". Man stole police car to solve crimes.
20 mins; June 24, 2022
Amazon's Alexa will mimic your dead relative's voice. Mastercard launches its first music album.
17 mins; June 23, 2022
Mites that have sex on your face may go extinct. Largest floating restaurant in the world has sunk.
15 mins; June 22, 2022
No more urine in the elevator! Man drank 30 Pepsi's each day for 20 years.
20 mins; June 21, 2022
Man refused his pregnancy status, denied blood donation. Canadians summoned to jury while shopping.
20 mins; June 20, 2022
Floridaman punches ATM for giving him too much cash. Florida carjacks a street sweeper.
25 mins; June 17, 2022
Sriracha sauce shortage is here! Annual Man vs. Horse Race won by a man.
17 mins; June 16, 2022
Take Love Drugs and save your marriage! Hot air balloon crashes into a train.
18 mins; June 15, 2022
Sexy trash cans talk dirty in Sweden. Google engineer suspended after saying the AI is sentient.
22 mins; June 14, 2022
Elephant killed lady then attacked her body at funeral. Get paid to live with 100 cockroaches.
15 mins; June 13, 2022
Floridaman bitten by gator he thought was a dog. Floridaman explodes at a party and no one knows why
18 mins; June 10, 2022
Fake pee is illegal here. STD in a car leads to woman being paid $5million from GEICO insurance.
25 mins; June 09, 2022
Airline cabin crews can show their tramp stamps. KFC swaps lettuce for cabbage amid lettuce shortage
16 mins; June 08, 2022
Bloody Winnie the Pooh upsets police. Man divorced his wife for making too many instant noodles.
27 mins; June 07, 2022
Bees are fish according to court ruling. Restaurant wants customers to lick their salty walls.
17 mins; June 06, 2022
Fun Florida Slang Words. Floridaman missing and we think it's an alligator'a fault.
21 mins; June 03, 2022
Should Metaverse murder be punished as real life crime? No more Elvis-themed weddings in Las Vegas.
18 mins; June 02, 2022
Lady bites her sisters eyeball off. Period Crunch normalizes menstruation talk at breakfast table.
22 mins; June 01, 2022
Man dressed as elderly lady attacked Mona Lisa with cake. Name changed to Salmon to get free sushi.
17 mins; May 31, 2022
Circumcised penis argument leads to Floridaman arrest. It's hard to smoke meth and drive a truck.
20 mins; May 27, 2022
Dolphins recognize each other by tasting urine. Sheep sentenced to 3 years in jail for killing lady.
19 mins; May 26, 2022
Learn math on Pornhub! Jimi Hendrix's penis will be displayed in the Penis Museum.
24 mins; May 25, 2022
Man chops off his penis because he loves cannabis. Outdoor cat ban in Germany to save the birds.
25 mins; May 24, 2022
Is an elephant also a person? Entire town shuts down after their only clerk quits.
21 mins; May 23, 2022
Florida woman attacks man with lettuce. Lady throws rubber snake at police. Florida Ice Ice Baby!
17 mins; May 20, 2022
New bar only plays women's sports. Italian man called the police over price of espresso.
17 mins; May 19, 2022
Mastercard allows you to pay using your face. FBI says don't hire any North Korean hackers please.
25 mins; May 18, 2022
Last Big Mac in Russia is served as McDonald's exits. Thieves return goods following nightmares .
14 mins; May 17, 2022
Parents sue their son for not giving them grandchildren. Students asked how to "de-gay" a friend.
19 mins; May 16, 2022
Floridaman driver told cops he only drank at stop signs. Getting arrested was on her bucket list?
17 mins; May 13, 2022
Lab-grown tiger steaks coming to your table soon. Farting got this soccer player kicked off team.
14 mins; May 12, 2022
One million free cannabis plants given out by Thai government. When customers become the cooks.
13 mins; May 11, 2022
Leader of feces-eating cult arrested. All South Koreans are about to get one year younger.
22 mins; May 10, 2022
Man cuts victim's lawn before stealing their mower. Ms. Pac-Man enters World Video Game Hall of Fame
15 mins; May 09, 2022
Florida mom stops feeding baby cuz it's "so annoying", Drunk lady drove down the stairs, blames GPS.
18 mins; May 06, 2022
NASA launches nudes into space to attract horny aliens. Man working at same company for 84 years.
26 mins; May 05, 2022
Dating sites see surge in men seeking Ukrainian women fleeing war. Smartphone addicted gorilla?
15 mins; May 04, 2022
Navy sergeant forced a semen cocktail onto recruits. Limb lengthening surgery is getting popular.
13 mins; May 03, 2022
Feminist witch protest gets hairy. Canada will prosecute crimes on the moon.
14 mins; May 02, 2022
Florida mom threatens to blow up school for not feeding her kid enough. No peeing in the Beer Cave!
17 mins; April 29, 2022
Worldwide penis size study will surprise you. Who needs fans at the baseball game when there's cats?
23 mins; April 28, 2022
Woman married her cat to avoid eviction. Idiot fooled by a Red Hot Chili Pepper coverband.
32 mins; April 27, 2022
Man married a hologram, no family showed up to wedding. College offers a pornography course.
21 mins; April 26, 2022
Senior citizen pleads guilty to having sex with a cat. "Lake Chipotle" is a popular tourist spot.
18 mins; April 25, 2022
Florida bride laced the wedding food with cannabis. Gatorpalooza has a Floridaman race through swamp
25 mins; April 22, 2022
Scared haunted house customer shoots a performer. World record for most vampires gathered.
17 mins; April 21, 2022
Penile implants and viagra for the Brazilian military. Home for sale with a stranger in the basement
17 mins; April 20, 2022
Man tore his lung masturbating. Man sued employer for throwing him an unwanted birthday party.
23 mins; April 19, 2022
Kindergartner brings tequila to school, shares with classmates. Professional baby namer makes $$.
15 mins; April 18, 2022
Florida babysitter out the kid in the dryer. Woman beats up her father following sex toy delivery.
22 mins; April 15, 2022
Four men arrested for raping a lizard. Protestor glued herself to the floor during an NBA game.
26 mins; April 14, 2022
Threesome with a sex robot is preferable? Super sized Illegal taxidermy collection busted.
17 mins; April 13, 2022
Driving under the influence of uncontrollable defecation. Why are Cheetos banned in Germany?
22 mins; April 12, 2022
Obese diners not allowed in the naked restaurant. Woman held her farts in so long she hospitalized.
24 mins; April 11, 2022
Floridaman driving instructor arrested for drunk driving. Woman attacked her girlfriend using a cat.
24 mins; April 08, 2022
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