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Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Florida police warn of the Booty Patrol. Buy a new roof, get free AR-15 and a free turkey.
19 mins; November 03, 2023
Volcano owners not liable for visitor safety. Offensive bird names will be replaced by nice ones.
26 mins; November 02, 2023
Lady identifies as a vampire. Teacher in trouble for yelling "Hail Satan!" in class.
21 mins; November 01, 2023
Halloween candy should be eaten all at once , say dentists. 50 scariest places in all 50 states.
16 mins; October 31, 2023
Restaurant will charge $50 child misbehave fee. Man lit himself on fire when the tea arrived late.
17 mins; October 30, 2023
Floridaman demands all the Viagra or he'll shoot. Floridaman "Games" - Olympics for criminals.
23 mins; October 27, 2023
Man tried to hire prostitute for his horse. Man attacks skateboarder who he thought was a fish.
22 mins; October 26, 2023
Genital examinations of Dollar General employees? Celine Dion music battles torment a town in NZ.
17 mins; October 25, 2023
Never pee in the beer even if it tastes like pee. Football coach shot at practice by angry parent.
18 mins; October 24, 2023
Skeleton strippers are a Halloween controversy. Priest smashed pumpkins to rid the town of evil.
21 mins; October 23, 2023
Florida woman stole mom's car and ran her over with it. Lady woke up to maintenance man in her bed.
13 mins; October 20, 2023
Dead guy was mistaken for Halloween decoration. School hires an AI Robot teacher.
25 mins; October 19, 2023
Bomb? Nope. Turns out it's an adult diaper. Man faked over 20 heart attacks for free meals.
15 mins; October 18, 2023
Circumcised? Foreskin regeneration is here! Workers steal customer credit cards to bail out inmates.
19 mins; October 17, 2023
Would you get married at a McDonald's? Family removes Halloween decoration to appease sick neighbor.
16 mins; October 16, 2023
Floridaman stole a car at his job interview. Teacher shows 4th graders Winnie the Pooh horror film.
19 mins; October 13, 2023
Making love to a cucumber on meth? Catch a UFO on your security camera and win $1 million.
23 mins; October 12, 2023
Amish caught with cell phones during emergency alert. Cop in trouble for being an OnlyFans model.
20 mins; October 11, 2023
Robot Super Wolves protect Japan against bears. Free "emergency" pizza from Domino's?
17 mins; October 10, 2023
Lady smuggles giraffe poop into US to make jewelry. Puke penalty if you throw up your brunch.
18 mins; October 09, 2023
Floridaman car jacked on first date. Floridaman busted for illegal erectile dysfunction pills.
18 mins; October 06, 2023
China is taking back all their pandas. Police in Mexico arrest a Chucky doll for robbery.
22 mins; October 05, 2023
Gay marriages may be blessed according to Pope. Texas family terrorized by a huge pig.
18 mins; October 04, 2023
Emotional support alligator not allowed in stadium? Can you sell a jaguar in a Texas parking lot?
16 mins; October 03, 2023
Man drives into police station while playing Guns N' Roses. Fat Bear Week may be in danger!
18 mins; October 02, 2023
Floridaman bakes cocaine cookies and murders. Man burglarizes while pooping on a boat.
22 mins; September 29, 2023
Erectile dysfunction cured with spider venom! Hospital props up dead woman to appear alive.
24 mins; September 28, 2023
Airlines is sorry for searching female genitalia. Can you legally record a crazy person in Target?
16 mins; September 27, 2023
Sheep's eat 600 pounds of cannabis. Tinder has a $500 month tier to avoid common folk.
14 mins; September 26, 2023
AIDS sculpture looking like an Anus causes stir. Police warn that 20 naked guys are out there.
16 mins; September 25, 2023
Floridaman invents the McTweeker breakfast sandwich. Lady stole alligator for birthday photo shoot.
32 mins; September 22, 2023
People who identify as dogs gather to bark. Study shows eating cheese is good for your brain.
16 mins; September 21, 2023
Can you name your baby Methamphetamine? Teacher fired for reading Anne Frank diary to class.
16 mins; September 20, 2023
Anti Glasses influencer says just put essential oils in your eyes. Custody battle over a cat?
16 mins; September 19, 2023
US military needs help finding missing stealth fighter jet. Police taze band director for playing.
21 mins; September 18, 2023
Florida mom leaves child to swim with sharks. Floridaman pulls a gun on faster internet.
20 mins; September 15, 2023
Alien corpses on display during Mexico Congress. Cursed haunted painting sold on EBay.
35 mins; September 14, 2023
Man broke into a daycare and pretended to be a baby girl. Coke launches beverage created using AI.
18 mins; September 13, 2023
Red wine floods an entire town in Portugal. World Lying Down Competition still going after weeks.
19 mins; September 12, 2023
Synthetic Alcohol is coming and without the hangover. Teen dies after taking the One Chip Challenge.
21 mins; September 11, 2023
Floridaman arrested while crossing the ocean in giant hamster wheel. Lady chokes fiance with feet.
24 mins; September 08, 2023
Sexting nun tells the Vatican where to go. Diarrhea on the plane! Diarrhea on the plane!
29 mins; September 07, 2023
Professor with a clown fetish had students paint faces. Radioactive wild pigs wreaking havoc.
21 mins; September 06, 2023
Rat Tours are popular with New York City tourists. Two arrested for breaking the Great Wall of China
21 mins; September 05, 2023
Florida women clog toilet, then battle fast-food employees. Floridaman claims to be the Joker...
21 mins; September 01, 2023
Airlines offers "Adult Only" zones - no babies allowed. Fake surgeon and penis enlargement botch.
23 mins; August 31, 2023
"Beer Goggles" is a myth according to science. Burger King sued for Whopper not being Whopper-like.
18 mins; August 30, 2023
Dog buys an apartment, realtor gets arrested. Woman has 3 inch worm pulled from her confused brain.
18 mins; August 29, 2023
Teacher arrested in classroom with cup full of wine. Watermelons are exploding and here's why.
15 mins; August 28, 2023
Floridaman is "The reason the beer's always gone". Woman poisons her date with cockroach spray.
15 mins; August 25, 2023
Astrologer arrested for telling thieves best TIME to rob. Playground slides and bear mace don't mix.
29 mins; August 24, 2023
Man arrested for stealing neighbor's front porch. Man used dead brother's identity for 50 years.
21 mins; August 23, 2023
Study Uranus and help out NASA. Russia's first moon mission in decades results in a crash.
16 mins; August 22, 2023
Passengers having sex in driverless Robo-taxis. Please don't pose naked with the sunflowers.
21 mins; August 21, 2023
Florida criminal pours Mountain Dew on herself to "hide DNA" evidence. Woman had stripper dreams.
18 mins; August 18, 2023
No more gay watches in Malaysia. Drunk Americans trapped overnight in the Eiffel Tower.
18 mins; August 17, 2023
Gay Pop Tarts are a threat to the kids? Dying wife asks husband if she can sleep with her ex.
31 mins; August 16, 2023
Sex in space is possible but should you? Train company uses aromatherapy to soothe angry passengers.
22 mins; August 15, 2023
Store evacuated by painful erection causing spider. Russia considering chemical castrations.
17 mins; August 14, 2023
Florida - where you go fishing and catch cocaine! Schools remove Shakespeare for sexual content.
15 mins; August 11, 2023
Order the Hitler Fries and Anne Frank Burger. Save some money and share a bed with a stranger.
19 mins; August 10, 2023
Lady attacked by a snake and a hawk at the same time. Man broke into homes to rub lady feets.
24 mins; August 09, 2023
Trans woman wants her testicles back from ex. Nut allergy passenger bought all the nuts on flight.
23 mins; August 08, 2023
Pet all the dogs! Doctors say so! Man stabs another through the head with an American flag.
16 mins; August 07, 2023
Florida is Leprosy capital of US. Manager of Florida Chipotle is sleeping with all the husbands.
29 mins; August 04, 2023
It's National Grab Your Nuts Day! Bury yourself in a hot pink Barbie themed coffin.
17 mins; August 03, 2023
Science discovered the perfect swear word. Hire a celebrity to quit your job for you.
23 mins; August 02, 2023
Zoo denies their bears are not humans wearing costumes. FatCon is coming to Philadelphia.
15 mins; August 01, 2023
Man spent $14k to become a dog. Scientists bring back to life a worm frozen for 46,000 years.
21 mins; July 31, 2023
Cocaine Sharks in Florida! Woman shot her husband's genitals over air conditioning.
19 mins; July 28, 2023
Americans are not having sex and here's why. Airline served passengers Kentucky Fried Chicken.
17 mins; July 27, 2023
Largest breast donation in world history. Lady divorced her Victorian soldier ghost over his obsession with Marilyn Monroe.
21 mins; July 26, 2023
Adults work as "full time children" in China. Couple threatens to stage a hunger strike over pickleball noises.
17 mins; July 25, 2023
Florida schools will teach slavery was awesome for slaves. Floridaman hides ammo behind his balls.
27 mins; July 21, 2023
You can't get your Butt Drugs any more. Man decorated home with human body parts.
15 mins; July 20, 2023
Police will not longer drink on their lunch break. French government wants to see your junk pics.
16 mins; July 19, 2023
Tourists are rushing to Death Valley to fry like bacon. Doctors reattach a boy's decapitated head.
19 mins; July 18, 2023
Free whale slaughter viewing with every cruise. Man loves running while on fire, breaks records.
17 mins; July 17, 2023
Meth found in soy sauce at Florida steak house. Free pizza? Not if I shoot you! Says Floridaman.
20 mins; July 14, 2023
Mayor married an alligator to keep the peace. In Italy you can grope a woman for under 10 seconds.
17 mins; July 13, 2023
Burger King offers cheeseburger with 20 slices of cheese. Dumpling eating contests are illegal here.
18 mins; July 12, 2023
New term for "vagina" could be "bonus hole"? Tiktok boat jump challenge leads to death.
18 mins; July 11, 2023
Vampire facials linked to HIV cases. Robots say they will not steal our jobs or murder us.
18 mins; July 10, 2023
Meth lab found at Florida Welcome Center. Woman arrested with a crack pipe and a baby raccoon?
18 mins; July 07, 2023
Giant hot elephant balls are fighting cancer. McDonald's offers catering for your wedding.
15 mins; July 06, 2023
Drugs fall from the sky in France. Woman with 800 tattoos wonders why no one hires her.
18 mins; July 05, 2023
Floridaman shotguns a Twisted Tea with baby gator. Floridaman punches man over his crack quality.
21 mins; June 30, 2023
Fan throws her mom's cremated ashes on stage at Pink concert. Oldest image of a pizza discovered.
15 mins; June 29, 2023
Gimme all your money! I mean, let's go on a date. Mom's apologize for quoting Hitler.
24 mins; June 28, 2023
Sorry for the naked guy tied up in the moving truck! Pump your own gas in Oregon and not be arrested
15 mins; June 27, 2023
Family selling a cat that grants wishes. Make sweet love in the Church hotel?
19 mins; June 26, 2023
Meth Island shut down by Florida police. Floridaman arrested while drinking Floridaman Beer.
17 mins; June 23, 2023
Bus 666 to HEL has been canceled. Flight attendant makes bomb threat to stop her ex's vacation.
16 mins; June 22, 2023
Fake priest hired by restaurant to find thieves. Lady refuses to take down her giant werewolf.
16 mins; June 21, 2023
Search is on for missing Titanic tourist submarine. Gold bar vending machines are popular in Korea.
15 mins; June 20, 2023
Man fakes his own death to teach his family a lesson. Gas station clerk asked a friend to rob him.
15 mins; June 19, 2023
Floridaman gets bit by relative, gets flesh eating disease. Best nude beach in the world....Florida?
26 mins; June 16, 2023
Egypt bans all dog breeds except ten. Hundreds attend church service led by an A.I.
18 mins; June 15, 2023
Dead woman wakes up in the coffin at her own wake. Mysterious anonymous free food deliveries.
15 mins; June 14, 2023
We are all drinking dinosaur pee! Female only Korean spa has to allow dongs in the shower.
21 mins; June 13, 2023
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