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Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Floridaman tried to have sex with a horse's nose. Florida lady stabs her hubby with a bladed cane on his birthday.
23 mins; January 17, 2025
Woman got a side marijuana with her fries at Burger King. Man stole three amputated legs from a hospital and one is still missing.
20 mins; January 16, 2025
Prosthetic penis pics get a soccer falconer fired. Pizzeria charges extra $125 for pineapple topping.
26 mins; January 15, 2025
Government warns sex toys are a target for hackers. Fake Brad Pitt gets woman to divorce her millionaire husband.
22 mins; January 14, 2025
Lady brings her sex toy into the MRI machine and horror ensues. Blind man shot his amputee body during eviction mission.
20 mins; January 13, 2025
Florida woman poops on Dollar Store floor while man steals cleaning products. Man claims alien abduction during nude carjacking.
24 mins; January 10, 2025
Getting sick is a crime in this Italian village. Falafel and shawarma are #1 again!
23 mins; January 09, 2025
Man eaten alive after filming himself with lions to impress girlfriend. Belgium warns citizens not to eat their Christmas tree.
21 mins; January 08, 2025
Hot dogs have been banned in North Korea. Windows are banned in Afghanistan. And I say, ban the bans!
19 mins; January 07, 2025
Drunken officer freed prisoners to celebrate New Year. Teen poisoned her rival’s competition show goat.
22 mins; January 06, 2025
Floridaman with "Alone" face tattoo commits some crimes alone. Florida is building roads using radioactive waste.
20 mins; January 03, 2025
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69 hours 28 mins; January 02, 2025
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61 hours 2 mins; January 01, 2025
Baby bird found alive in dead man's stomach after fertility ritual. Mexico town thanks the drug cartel for holiday gifts.
20 mins; December 31, 2024
Man poured whiskey into the holy water during Christmas Church Mass. Two men died in a forest looking for Sasquatch.
20 mins; December 30, 2024
Florida pizza delivery woman stabs customer over bad tip. Florida woman takes revenge on her ex boyfriend's bong.
21 mins; December 27, 2024
Lady arrested for practicing unlicensed dentistry out of her kitchen. Amazon driver leaves 80 holiday packages in woods.
19 mins; December 26, 2024
Secret Chinese police station discovered in New York City. Scientists discover our ancestors: Giant Head People.
18 mins; December 24, 2024
Emotional support Great Dane brought on plane. Killer caught dumping dead body on Google Maps Streetview.
26 mins; December 23, 2024
Meth smoking Floridaman attacks his mattress in a jealous rage. Man arrested after getting 'a little naked' in a Lyft.
21 mins; December 20, 2024
Sex workers in Zimbabwe use baby socks during condom shortage. Ten Commandments tablet is up for auction.
16 mins; December 19, 2024
Hunter dies when a bear falls from a tree and lands on him. Police officer shoots himself to impress his girlfriend.
14 mins; December 18, 2024
Don't eat the brown snow, one city warns residents. Russia sends elite super goats to N. Korea.
19 mins; December 17, 2024
Cop dresses as a "Sex Wrestler" to catch a pervert. Demon stripper stabs the DJ, nearly killing him.
24 mins; December 16, 2024
Did you buy crack from the Florida police in the 90's? Floridaman slaps his girlfriend in the face with a cheeseburger.
19 mins; December 13, 2024
More Texas Vs. Sex Toys on the way. Whale swims 8,106 miles for some booty.
18 mins; December 12, 2024
Police find garden gnome made entirely of MDMA. Italian nun arrested for working with the mafia.
14 mins; December 11, 2024
Offensive term "offender" replaced with "justice impacted individual". AI Jesus is taking confessionals.
19 mins; December 10, 2024
Pet crocodile dies after thrown into snow during an argument about anime. Barbarians took drugs with a spoon before battle.
18 mins; December 09, 2024
Naked Floridaman with pot and sex toys in a school on Thanksgiving. Floridaman shoots neighbor over loud music.
20 mins; December 06, 2024
Spanking women with a cow horn is part of a German holiday festival. Singer of YMCA song denies it's a gay anthem.
26 mins; December 05, 2024
Sex workers in Belgium get benefits and a pension. Orcas are wearing dead salmon as hats but why?
20 mins; December 04, 2024
Meth-soaked cow onesie on a flight leads to arrest of a smuggler. Mother arrested after child walks a mile from home.
30 mins; December 03, 2024
Cocaine and chickens shut down a Wisconsin bar. Man sends sexy livestreamer $500k to call him "bro".
20 mins; December 02, 2024
Floridaman knocks out roommate with a chair in dispute over feeding cats. Florida mom McShoots Florida daughter.
19 mins; November 29, 2024
Drug dealers market "Woke Coke" as ethically sourced. Man discovers his wife is actually a cross-dressing man.
20 mins; November 27, 2024
Mad scientists create the world's thinnest spaghetti but not to eat. Italian village offers $1 homes to sad Americans.
20 mins; November 26, 2024
Idiot buys banana duct taped to a wall for $6million to eat it. Smuggler arrested with over 300 tarantulas taped to his belly.
20 mins; November 25, 2024
Floridaman squirts mystery liquid on girls' butts at Ross Dress For Less. Man arrested for assaulting wife with spaghetti
21 mins; November 22, 2024
Woman kidnaps boy, then abandons him after discovering his religion. Fisherman in Norway catches a US submarine.
17 mins; November 21, 2024
Tourists fighting as gladiators in the Colosseum angers Romans. AI chatbot has a message for the humans, "Please die".
22 mins; November 20, 2024
Family strangles brother with a rope for bringing home chicken. Cigarette smuggler crosses a river disguised as a water plant.
20 mins; November 19, 2024
Men attack luxury cars in a bear costume for fake insurance scam. Australians asked to track their farts for science.
18 mins; November 18, 2024
Human head found on a popular Florida beach. Floridaman stabs brother in neck for talking over his food.
19 mins; November 15, 2024
Ban on women marrying after 25 and other weird Japan proposals. Police officer suspended after throwing away victim's skull.
25 mins; November 14, 2024
Man declares himself Jesus and then beats up seven monks. Rage room bookings increase following Trump victory.
16 mins; November 13, 2024
Wicked dolls mistakenly list adult film website on the box. Pope Francis keeps tweeting about the Saints NFL team accidentally.
16 mins; November 12, 2024
North Korean troops get internet and can't stop touching themselves. 43 monkeys escaped a lab and I know where this leads.
18 mins; November 11, 2024
Floridaman wanted sex on the beach, instead attacked with a hatchet. Floridaman arrested for punching a police horse.
19 mins; November 08, 2024
Hackers demand French company pay ransom of $125k in baguettes. New home owner finds skeleton of old homeowner dead 15 years.
19 mins; November 07, 2024
Naked drunk tourist covered in poo falls from balcony in Thailand. Ambulance runs over cyclist then bills him for services.
17 mins; November 06, 2024
Famous squirrel seized and killed by local government. Oregon has sexy bats that win beauty contents regularly.
23 mins; November 05, 2024
Cannabis joints given out during Halloween trick or treat. Thousands attend a fake invented Halloween parade.
16 mins; November 04, 2024
Floridaman church burglar searched 'Where do church keep money'. Teen wields machete at elderly Democrats at polls.
22 mins; November 01, 2024
Fire chief apologizes after Halloween party with KKK costumes. Hindu priest claimed could fly, dies falling off a mountain.
18 mins; October 31, 2024
Women in China get calls from government asking if they pregnant. Vatican has a new anime girl mascot.
18 mins; October 30, 2024
Snoop Dogg has a cannabis referee so you don't get too high. Farmer hog-ties two trespassers and drives them to police.
21 mins; October 29, 2024
Pizzeria serves marijuana laced pies by mistake. Thieves steal 22 tons of cheese and that's no gouda!
18 mins; October 28, 2024
Floridaman pulls a machete on son for forgetting his birthday. Man tried to cut off and eat a guy's toes for concert tickets.
22 mins; October 25, 2024
Oral sex leads to throat cancer. French Bulldog dies on a plane because owner is a dummy.
21 mins; October 24, 2024
Surfer dies after being impaled by swordfish. Police invite citizens to play Hide and Seek with their guns.
20 mins; October 23, 2024
Man born with three penises in rare medical miracle. Police bust pizzeria with cocaine on the menu.
24 mins; October 22, 2024
Floridaman in a bull onesie tried to burn down ex's home with pasta sauce. Lady escapes rehab, steals car, runs a man over twice.
28 mins; October 18, 2024
Restaurant sorry for serving Nazi soldier actors. Court rules calling a man bald is sexual harassment
21 mins; October 17, 2024
Crowd treated for nausea after opera with live sex and piercing. Cop calls cops after Burger King screws up order.
17 mins; October 16, 2024
Woman smuggles turtles into Canada in a kayak. Majority of American houses are haunted according to survey.
19 mins; October 15, 2024
Robot vacuums yell racial slurs at families after being hacked. Breakdancers risk getting Headspin Hole says doctors.
16 mins; October 14, 2024
Floridaman with no legs refused to leave boat during hurricane. Meteorologists receive death threats over weather.
21 mins; October 11, 2024
The bag that read, Definitely Not a Bag of Drugs, contained drugs. Spirit Halloween opening Spirit Christmas stores.
22 mins; October 10, 2024
Burglar broke into a home and did household chores for the victim. Earth has a new mini moon friend.
18 mins; October 09, 2024
Angry wife ate dead husband's ashes. Stolen sausages lead to a nursing home stabbing.
15 mins; October 08, 2024
Need an AI Wingman for your gay dating app? Man steals ambulance to drive to court for stolen car charges.
16 mins; October 07, 2024
Florida woman bites genitals of police officer following crash. Florida date ends when she throws steak knives.
19 mins; October 04, 2024
Fat Bear Week delayed after fat bear contestant kills rival bear. Held hostage? IRS wants those late fees paid while captured.
17 mins; October 03, 2024
Super Sheep cloner gets prison time for playing God. The infamous "Piss Bandit" is now a documentary.
19 mins; October 02, 2024
Get more cash for your sperm, there's a shortage in UK. Slapping heads for sport causes concussions.
15 mins; October 01, 2024
Man amputates own penis with an axe after consuming mushrooms. Saudi's welcome LGBTQ+ for World Cup despite death penalties.
21 mins; September 30, 2024
Floridaman shot over jukebox song dispute. Floridaman nearly died getting lap dance from his housekeeper.
22 mins; September 27, 2024
Landlord bulldozed a house with tenant still inside. Cocaine Bananas have arrived and they're delicious.
22 mins; September 26, 2024
Fake Brad Pitt promises lonely women romance for their money. Animal parts falling from the sky?
20 mins; September 25, 2024
Costco apartments are coming to Los Angeles. Arrests made after woman uses the suicide pod in Switzerland.
23 mins; September 24, 2024
Chinese zoo admits the pandas are painted dogs. Man died after stabbing himself trying to separate frozen burgers.
22 mins; September 23, 2024
Florida man arrested for keeping 2 alligators in his pool. "Philadelphia Flasher" arrested for flashing his stuff in Florida.
22 mins; September 20, 2024
Russia suggests making babies on your lunch break. Piano teacher tried to sever a penis after sex refusals.
20 mins; September 19, 2024
8 year old girl stole car, drove to Target to shop. Nashville man missing half his head spotted walking around.
17 mins; September 18, 2024
Mammals can breathe through their butts, scientists find. Carnival Cruise smashed into an iceberg.
18 mins; September 17, 2024
Lady divorces an airplane after 10 years. Military called in to protect doctors from patient attacks.
19 mins; September 16, 2024
Floridaman shot a crack bear to save his puppy. Florida doc mistakenly removes patient liver instead of spleen.
22 mins; September 13, 2024
Man gets sexy with a cucumber on a lady's car. Jon Bon Jovi talks a suicidal woman off a bridge.
20 mins; September 12, 2024
Man puts 2-foot eel in his bum and it doesn't go well. Navy officer brought internet on ship to check her social media.
18 mins; September 11, 2024
Peru confiscates hundreds of horny frogs. China warns: watch out for sexy people turning you into spy.
16 mins; September 10, 2024
Woman lights fires to flirt with firefighters. Drunk lady stole a coffin with a body inside.
16 mins; September 09, 2024
Machete-wielding Floridaman! (Clothing Optional)
20 mins; September 06, 2024
Lonely dolphin keeps hitting on Japanese swimmers. AI classrooms without teachers open in London.
22 mins; September 05, 2024
Witch doctor arrested for not resurrecting a dead person. 1 in 3 vegetarians eat meat when drunk.
20 mins; September 04, 2024
Husband spikes wife's Coke with cocaine hoping to marry her daughter. Employee found dead at her desk after 4 days.
17 mins; September 03, 2024
Florida lady has lesbian threesome in public pool in front of kids. Man wields machete and demands people buy his meth.
17 mins; August 30, 2024
Worker left for dead during wilderness office retreat. Fighting sexual urges? Try badminton, kids.
17 mins; August 29, 2024
Woman is allergic to her own period. Fake police officer fools the police force for years.
15 mins; August 28, 2024
Doctor let teenage daughter drill hole in patient's skull. Rock band fakes farewell tour to see tickets.
15 mins; August 27, 2024
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