Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Man shot neighbor because he thought her horse was too fat. Man wearing a Speedo breaks into 911 call center, attacks dispatch.
12 mins; November 04, 2025
Woman was delivered human arms and fingers in a delivery mix-up. School wants to ban animal ears and tails over furry fears.
16 mins; November 03, 2025
Florida teacher gets high in class and offers her vape to her students. Woman hit in the face by a duck on a rollercoaster.
22 mins; October 31, 2025
Walking speed limits for pedestrians introduced in Slovakia. Lady arrested after smoking crack while on oxygen at the hospital.
16 mins; October 30, 2025
Aggressive laboratory monkeys with herpes on the loose. Japan sends in the troops to help stop bear attacks.
15 mins; October 29, 2025
Lonely bear breaks into a zoo to visit the other bears. Couple seeks divorce because their pets can't get along.
19 mins; October 28, 2025
Deaf woman hit by an airplane while walking her dog in a park. Boob jobs are shrinking as ballerina breasts become popular.
20 mins; October 27, 2025
Floridaman arrested for stealing recipes from a restaurant. Floridaman threatens to stab neighbor and eat her dog.
21 mins; October 24, 2025
Butt Breathing has been declared safe for humans. Many Americans will become obese overnight without gaining a pound.
19 mins; October 23, 2025
Elderly man fakes his death to see who would come to his funeral. Customers suing sneaker company because of loud squeaks.
20 mins; October 22, 2025
Mosquitoes discovered in Iceland for first time ever. Restaurant called Whitexicans caused offense and trauma.
22 mins; October 21, 2025
Watch an ad, get some toilet paper at these dystopian toilets. City bans black cat adoptions ahead of Halloween.
22 mins; October 20, 2025
Floridaman keeps prostitute, punches father. Floridaman attacks strip club manager with a cheeseburger.
21 mins; October 17, 2025
An island has over 1 million cats and it's a problem. African lawmaker killed when his car hits an elephant.
20 mins; October 15, 2025
Dozens of mystery sex toys wash up on beach in Scotland. Mother livestreams her childbirth on Twitch to tens of thousands.
21 mins; October 14, 2025
There's a marathon where racers must eat Taco Bell along the route. Catholic church's altar wine so popular people order it in local bars.
19 mins; October 13, 2025
Florida woman dumps 75 used tampons on her ex's lawn. Floridaman caught with thermos inside his rectum while at jail.
20 mins; October 10, 2025
Lady swallows 8 live frogs to cure back pain. Marijuana delivery carrier pigeons in NYC?
17 mins; October 09, 2025
Airline will charge passengers to recline their seats. Tired single woman buys a billboard to find a husband.
18 mins; October 08, 2025
Please stop sending AI videos of Robin Williams to his daughter. Halloween decorations of dead local officials got a man arrested.
16 mins; October 07, 2025
Mail carrier for USPS shot in the face by Amazon delivery driver. Emergency naked bike ride protest organized in Portland.
17 mins; October 06, 2025
Floridaman tried to post bail using an alligator he claims is also a lawyer. Floridaman kills and eats his own pet peacocks to spite a neighbor.
20 mins; October 03, 2025
Teen shot after being mistaken for a squirrel by hunting buddy. Woman gives birth, then wins Mortal Kombat tourney while holding newborn.
15 mins; October 02, 2025
Women's chests will be checked for illegal breast implants in North Korea. Dog owner kidnaps the man that ran over his dog, robs him.
18 mins; October 01, 2025
Passengers eat their passports mid-flight. High School teacher fed a live kitten to the classroom snake.
16 mins; September 30, 2025
Florida woman assaults man with a can of silly string. Floridaman caught with human skull and bones at Tampa airport.
18 mins; September 26, 2025
Vicious squirrel attacks and hospitalizes town residents. Graveyard coffee truck banned from serving a hospital because of their "offensive" name.
18 mins; September 25, 2025
Italian tourist city will tax all visiting dogs. Aspen will make improvement to their Glory Hole Park.
21 mins; September 24, 2025
DoorDash driver alerts police of hostage situation after delivering kidnapping items. Teacher arrested for using fart spray on campus.
17 mins; September 23, 2025
Jesus Take the Wheel songwriter dies in plane crash. The Rapture is tomorrow but do NOT sell your house.
19 mins; September 22, 2025
Floridaman shots roommate for not bringing drugs to the football party. Floridaman in scuba diving outfit robs a restaurant, swims away.
17 mins; September 19, 2025
Psycho tunnels into his upstairs neighbor's apartment after disagreements. Drug dog visits school, drug dog sniffs teacher, drug dog finds drugs.
19 mins; September 18, 2025
Man urinates on customers during movie screening of Demon Slayer. Court rules that digital avatars have feelings and can be compensated.
17 mins; September 17, 2025
Cheating scandal rocks world rock skimming championships. Airline bans flight crew members from drinking coffee.
18 mins; September 16, 2025
Emotional support alligator no longer allowed in Walmart. Fed up nuns escaped their crappy retirement facility.
18 mins; September 15, 2025
Floridaman was refused a foot smell, hits woman with his car. Florida woman squeezed her brother's privates and choked her mom over a Playstation..
20 mins; September 12, 2025
College kids skinned a dead bear in their dormitory. Cruise ship passenger jumps overboard to avoid his gambling debts.
16 mins; September 11, 2025
Doctor amputated his own legs for the excitement. Kentucky man stabbed his brother in the genitals and we don't know why.
13 mins; September 09, 2025
Teen girls being used as hitwomen in organized crime wars. Elderly woman tricked by romance scammer pretending to be astronaut.
18 mins; September 08, 2025
Floridaman with no arms stabs a tourist. Floridaman calls 911 to report cocaine in his butt.
19 mins; September 05, 2025
Influencer sells her hot farts for big money. Singer poisons bandmate with hormones to steal his girl.
20 mins; September 04, 2025
Beachgoers brave poop water over labor day weekend. Woman give birth to a Raver Jesus baby at Burning Man.
19 mins; September 02, 2025
Florida woman toilet papers neighbor's car while wearing hotdog costume. Florida fake dentist used Krazy glue on customers' teeth.
22 mins; August 29, 2025
Customer lights himself on fire after his flight is canceled. Dead lady nominated for mayoral candidate in UK.
16 mins; August 28, 2025
Orgy Dome destroyed after too much blowing at Burning Man. Beef Bandit arrested with all the beef in his pants.
16 mins; August 27, 2025
Radioactive shrimp from Walmart may give you super powers. Old man sets fire to his care home after denied date with his girlfriend.
15 mins; August 26, 2025
Teen girl sold her boyfriend to a telecom slave compound. Flight attendant found naked on drugs in the bathroom mid-flight.
20 mins; August 25, 2025
Floridaman sprayed disabled children with sprinklers as they got off the school bus. Floridaman arrested for flying a meth-drone into someone's home.
19 mins; August 22, 2025
School is canceled after catalytic converters were stolen off the buses. Naked man wearing a gimp mask is prowling a neighborhood.
17 mins; August 21, 2025
NFL team hires male cheerleaders to the disgust of certain people. Missing Texas woman found living with a lost African tribe in Scotland.
20 mins; August 20, 2025
Their son's brain was put in a box and handed to them, family sues funeral home. You can now sell tickets to your wedding to strangers.
16 mins; August 19, 2025
Poop suitcase keeps Putin's poo top secret, but who carries it? Supermarket offers insultingly small reward for reporting shoplifters.
20 mins; August 18, 2025
Florida woman exposes herself at a Waffle House, licks manager's face. Florida teacher drunk drives into a fence between classes.
22 mins; August 15, 2025
Pacifiers for adults are a new trend. Woman's legendary diarrhea leads to canceled flights.
21 mins; August 14, 2025
Diaper-wearing man asks young girl on a bicycle to change it. Bermuda Triangle is not underwater aliens after all.
19 mins; August 13, 2025
Woman marries a chatbot after dating for 5 months. Starbucks Korea asks customers to not bring printers to the cafes.
19 mins; August 12, 2025
Flesh eating flies and deadly hybrid fire ants. Will the insects be the death of us?
18 mins; August 11, 2025
Florida woman posed as a nurse, treated 4,000 patients without license. Floridaman beats up a golfer over slow play.
22 mins; August 08, 2025
Man makes love to a refrigerator in Trader Joe's, threatens to stab everyone. Snails on crystal meth have sharp memories, according to science.
18 mins; August 07, 2025
Fake doctor did testicular ultra sounds on runners in his apartment. Teacher in Japan fired after caught having a second part time job.
19 mins; August 06, 2025
Woman died on a bus with 26 iPhones glued to her body. Man stabs sandwich makers 4 years after making him wrong sandwich.
17 mins; August 05, 2025
Zoo asks public to donate their dying pets to feed the predators. Bat flies into a woman's mouth while on vacation.
18 mins; August 04, 2025
Kids watch in horror as Chuck E. Cheese mascot arrested for fraud. Robotic bunnies deployed in Florida to help fight invasive pythons.
21 mins; August 01, 2025
Radioactive wasps discovered at a nuclear facility. Sex toy thrown onto the basketball court at a WNBA game.
21 mins; July 31, 2025
Tourists call police over hired escort's small breasts. Sharks are eating too much fish and the government is getting involved.
22 mins; July 30, 2025
Toddler bites cobra to death. Penis fillers and genital botox are very risky, warn doctors.
18 mins; July 29, 2025
Serial butt sniffer arrested again for you know what. Petition to rename an airport after Ozzy Osbourne.
23 mins; July 28, 2025
Floridaman threatens to kill everyone on the Epstein list. Florida woman welcomed tourists with pepper spray and hotel thievery.
17 mins; July 25, 2025
Police arrest a man operating a fake embassy in India. Woman claims the Blue Angels military jets killed her cat with their noise.
15 mins; July 24, 2025
Nazi hikers are permitted to camp in the Swiss Alps. Doctors played musical bingo during a deadly surgery.
16 mins; July 23, 2025
Swingathon, the largest swingers festival comes to the UK. Man was sucked into an MRI machine by the chain around his neck.
16 mins; July 22, 2025
Choking pornography will be banned in the UK. Man chugs Tabasco sauce, challenges everyone to fight in a parking lot.
17 mins; July 21, 2025
Floridaman with stolen motorcycle and meth hidden in his anal cavity. Florida woman bear maced a driver that ran over a chicken.
21 mins; July 18, 2025
Dating app for Disney adults launches. Soccer star in trouble after hiring dwarves for his birthday party.
18 mins; July 17, 2025
Nick Cannon (12 kids/6 different women) launches a relationship advice podcast. 114 year old marathon runner dies after being hit by a car while running.
16 mins; July 16, 2025
Mother makes bomb threat to stop her married son from taking flight with his girlfriend. Naked American man found partying in the sewers of Bangkok.
17 mins; July 15, 2025
Chimps are putting sticks in their butts to look cool, study says. Elmo's X account was hacked and the result: very offensive Elmo.
18 mins; July 14, 2025
Floridaman smokes meth and steals train on his birthday. After getting botox in a backyard shed, Florida woman's face is paralyzed.
20 mins; July 11, 2025
Dead body found in a Goodwill donation bin. Billboards offering to buy your crack house seem insulting.
18 mins; July 10, 2025
New Barbie Doll with Type 1 Diabetes. Belly dancer arrested for being "too seductive".
21 mins; July 09, 2025
Bees attack a whole town in France. Politicians in Spain not allowed to pay for happy endings.
22 mins; July 08, 2025
Floridaman threw spaghetti at his mother because she had demons in her head. Floridaman broke into stranger's home to avoid his angry wife.
16 mins; July 04, 2025
Teacher got drunk and made students dance the Macarena. Chuck E. Cheese is opening arcades for adults.
18 mins; July 03, 2025
Travelers with swamp crotch keep setting off TSA alarms. Stop sending unsolicited urine samples, asks a medical facility.
17 mins; July 02, 2025
Monk shoots a cleric over loud cell phone use in a monastery. Thousands of Norwegians told they won millions in lottery error.
16 mins; July 01, 2025
Cocaine use is at all time highs but why? Americans arrested for sending Bibles and rice into North Korea.
17 mins; June 30, 2025
Floridaman drove his Tesla into a restaurant to charge it. 74 year old Floridaman with a shotgun stole a fire truck.
21 mins; June 27, 2025
Visit a North Korean beach resort and hope you can come home. Beekeeper unleashed his bees on police officers during traffic stop.
18 mins; June 26, 2025
Best place to have herpes is New Zealand according to their commercial. Scotland may have the most alcoholics according to new data.
16 mins; June 25, 2025
Hotel no longer allowing panda bears waking up their guests. 145 syringe prickings at a French music festival.
22 mins; June 24, 2025
Pole dancers hired by parents for son's jr. high graduation. Hetero Awesome Festival in Idaho is not so awesome after all.
17 mins; June 23, 2025
Floridaman pees on $10k worth of Spam in a Sam's Club. Floridman pulls a gun after argument over mangos.
26 mins; June 20, 2025
No bra, no exam. University does bra checks before a test. Fake dentist did root canals using online tutorials.
15 mins; June 20, 2025
Shark falls from the sky onto a disco golf course. You can now buy Ozzy Osbourne's DNA in a can.
18 mins; June 18, 2025
Male escort is left $1M in widow's will and family fights it. Influencers flock to Air India crash site for selfies.
17 mins; June 17, 2025
Rollercoaster riders warned to keep mouths closed because of giant bugs. Half the popular of Dhana is in the Drunkard Association.
19 mins; June 16, 2025
Naked Floridaman at the gas station pumping his pump. Floridaman called 911 for not getting real "service" at a strip club.
21 mins; June 13, 2025
Brazilian comedian jailed for jokes about race, weight and gender. Politician removes his clothes, invites citizens on a nude beach trip.
22 mins; June 12, 2025
Drunk mule-riding Kentucky man unleashed a raccoon inside a bar. Orgasmic meditation cult leaders in trouble for being too culty.
25 mins; June 11, 2025
Woman sent 2,000 lbs of onions to her ex boyfriend to make him cry. Church apologizes for the naked chicken dancing show.
