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Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Chick-fil-A launches Chicken TV. World's oldest man says the secret is fried food and luck.
17 mins; August 26, 2024
Florida doctor ignores screaming patients. Bloody Floridaman refuses to leave a plane.
17 mins; August 23, 2024
Dead woman still has to pay rent. Football team will wear QR codes for in-game tipping.
23 mins; August 22, 2024
Horse is elected mayor of a US town. Woman performed lewd act with a trout.
15 mins; August 21, 2024
So sorry we lost your skull, sir! Flights canceled over dangerous missing scissors.
17 mins; August 20, 2024
Woman runs over boyfriend with car on their way to couples therapy. Man shot his father over smelly feet.
15 mins; August 19, 2024
Floridaman drives truck through strip club for kicking him out. Man stabs roommate over gas prices.
19 mins; August 16, 2024
Circumcised without consent leads to apology. Taliban welcome hostages - I mean "Tourists".
18 mins; August 15, 2024
Lice in passenger's hair leads to emergency landing. Breastfeeding humans try to get an orangutan to do same.
17 mins; August 14, 2024
Lady steals $1.5 million worth of chicken wings from school. Stop giving the monks energy drinks, please.
18 mins; August 13, 2024
Glitterbombing Mars will make it better to dance on. Man steals women's undies cuz he hates his wife's undies.
15 mins; August 12, 2024
Hurricane blows cocaine onto Florida beach. Lady blames strong winds for failed sobriety test.
17 mins; August 09, 2024
Chess player poisons her rival pre-match. Mayor asks to please not poop on their pretty beach.
20 mins; August 08, 2024
Airline now allows women to purchase seats away from the creepy men. Man arrested for assaulting a Prius.
20 mins; August 07, 2024
Black clothing banned in classrooms but the 10 Commandments are on the wall for all to see.
15 mins; August 06, 2024
Pole vaulter’s huge package costs him Olympic medal. Baby Karen's are nearly extinct.
18 mins; August 05, 2024
Woman caught with drugs in bag labeled ‘Bag of Drugs’. Floridaman lassos an alligator for killing the turtles.
23 mins; August 02, 2024
Unseasoned chicken led to brawl with bug spray, fists and knives. Man stabs another man over chicken or egg debate.
19 mins; August 01, 2024
Corpse shortage at medical schools. Disney cancels offensive bear named Liver Lips McGrowl.
17 mins; July 31, 2024
Champagne sales down because people aren't cheery. Docs remove giant gourd from farmer's rectum.
15 mins; July 30, 2024
Stripper, emotional support monkey and a football coach. Supreme Court rules that boneless wings can have bones.
16 mins; July 29, 2024
Florida police order no selfies with the depressed black bear. Floridaman resists arrest while being arrested for resisting arrest.
22 mins; July 26, 2024
Tourist burns feet off in Death Valley. Japan restaurants charge tourists more than locals.
19 mins; July 25, 2024
Resurrect dead loved one's with AI avatars. Astronauts will drink their own pee on the moon.
21 mins; July 24, 2024
Cocaine Sharks invade Brazil. Father decapitates seagull in front of family.
16 mins; July 23, 2024
Plants with offensive names will be renamed. Japan Olympic gymnast sent home for smoking.
22 mins; July 22, 2024
Florida stripper sues to remain a stripper. Florida woman bites flight attendant on United Airlines.
16 mins; July 19, 2024
This illegal Trader Joe's spice will get you arrested. Melting ice caps are gonna give us a longer weekend.
19 mins; July 18, 2024
Young people are getting groped a lot in Japan. World's largest water balloon fight.
19 mins; July 17, 2024
Too much cocaine is hurting Columbia. Elon offers his sperm for the first Mars colony.
15 mins; July 16, 2024
Taco Bell opens a retirement community. Mexico cancels the Greek God Poseidon.
20 mins; July 15, 2024
Two Florida women, one sandwich. Floridaman shoots himself in groin in front of girlfriend while trying to shoot her ex.
18 mins; July 12, 2024
Man broke into pet store to release the animals. Man caught smuggling 100 snakes in his pants.
13 mins; July 11, 2024
Porn Passports coming this summer. German city renames itself after Taylor Swift.
25 mins; July 10, 2024
Offensive Happy Meal will be called just "The Meal". Ammo vending machines in grocery stores.
23 mins; July 09, 2024
Teacher livestreams up her skirt during class. Government will ban politicians from lying.
19 mins; July 08, 2024
Florida crack bears are fair game. Floridaman on a tricycle fights man with machete over lights.
22 mins; July 05, 2024
College has a student height requirement. Rapper's lyrics must be approved by US government.
20 mins; July 03, 2024
Man squirts his urine at ladies as an ice breaker. The Big Nude Boat is a nude cruise launching soon.
18 mins; July 02, 2024
Government robot worker commits suicide. Minister arrested for performing black magic on a President.
19 mins; July 01, 2024
Man flies to Florida to attack gamer with a hammer. Floridaman shoots at Walmart delivery drone.
19 mins; June 28, 2024
Church sells plots of land in Heaven. Golf course rents out llamas as caddies.
21 mins; June 27, 2024
Beastiality Bus pulled over in PA. You can't sell human poo without FDA approval.
13 mins; June 26, 2024
Poop protest in the Paris river postponed. Flat Earthers get a new reality show.
15 mins; June 25, 2024
Man had sex with a train seat. Hong Kong demands citizens smile more to attract more tourists.
15 mins; June 24, 2024
Florida lady shot roommate for being messy. Playground stolen from Florida school for Autistic children.
20 mins; June 21, 2024
Man's genitals removed by enemy while asleep. Anti-Woke water is a hit for conservatives.
19 mins; June 20, 2024
New SexBots powered AI to hit shelves. Come back to the office and get your own desk!
16 mins; June 19, 2024
Police conduct mock shooting for students who now need therapy. Elephants know each others' names cuz they smart.
16 mins; June 18, 2024
Crocodile ate their dogs, so they ate him. Hire a driver that can also shoot your enemies.
24 mins; June 17, 2024
Floridaman sneezes and his colon falls out at the diner. Man thinks all of Florida is a nude beach.
20 mins; June 14, 2024
Man broke into home to perform exorcism on former co-worker. Hospital puts "famous" singer in a straight-jacket.
28 mins; June 13, 2024
Denmark recalls Korean ramen for being too spicy. German town votes to have all pigeons killed.
20 mins; June 12, 2024
Jesus had an erection when he dies, says priest. Flying venomous spiders heading to the Northeast.
18 mins; June 11, 2024
Books about farts and butts are back in Texas libraries. Lady suffers from Sleep Shopping disorder.
23 mins; June 10, 2024
Florida woman called police on herself during a carjacking. Floridaman caught pushing stolen Coke machine down street.
17 mins; June 07, 2024
Porn takes over Amazon tribe after they finally get internet. Scientists wanna know what time it is on the moon.
25 mins; June 06, 2024
Straight men get free beer at bar's Heterosexual Awareness event. Flavor Flav orders entire Red Lobster menu in effort to save company.
18 mins; June 05, 2024
You will soon be able to grow new teeth. Your orange juice is about to have zero oranges.
17 mins; June 04, 2024
Town bans sex dolls and genital costumes for parties. Teacher holds mock slave auction in class.
19 mins; June 03, 2024
Shirtless Floridaman robbing Wendy's with finger guns blazin. Florida couple makes 4pm love on the pier.
25 mins; May 31, 2024
Cash for vasectomy reversals to help declining birth rates. Violent street performer disputes in Mexico.
19 mins; May 30, 2024
Poop balloons sent from North Korea to annoy neighbor. Ramen lovers eat their noodles as restaurant goes up in flames around them.
22 mins; May 29, 2024
Mexican cartels take over the tortillas. Family gets brain worms from uncooked bear meat.
16 mins; May 28, 2024
Florida Priest bites woman at Mass. Floridaman offered to pay officer with hamburger for oral pleasures.
23 mins; May 24, 2024
Dogs now have their own luxury airline. Queer animal documentary featuring bisexual lions.
29 mins; May 23, 2024
Crime to wear a mask in public? Ten Commandments in the classroom? Bears don't mind Black Sabbath.
25 mins; May 22, 2024
Every human testicle contains microplastics, study shows. Swiss court bans the Bimbo for being racist.
24 mins; May 21, 2024
Man has sexual relations with a pink Tesla for three hours. Taiwan parliament member runs away with bill to prevent passing.
23 mins; May 20, 2024
Florida raises stripper age to 21 to fight trafficking? Miami police showcase first Rolls Royce police car.
27 mins; May 17, 2024
Pope will discuss aliens and what the church will do about them. 106 year old man is the oldest skydiver ever.
21 mins; May 16, 2024
Judge rules tacos and burritos are sandwiches. Police Arrest Yakuza Leader For Stealing 25 Pokemon Trading Cards.
16 mins; May 15, 2024
Flavor Flav is a hype man for the US women’s water polo team. YouTuber runs over pedestrian while streaming under the influence.
20 mins; May 14, 2024
Lady lived inside supermarket roof sign for entire year. Man assaults police with a block of cheese.
17 mins; May 13, 2024
Floridaman bites off piece of cop’s head at a music festival. Man stopped at Miami airport with snakes in his pants.
26 mins; May 10, 2024
Zoo painted puppies to look like pandas. AI Priest defrocked after it Ok's baptizing a baby in Gatorade.
28 mins; May 09, 2024
Darts player refuses to play against trans darts player. Bear eats the ducklings at a kids party.
22 mins; May 08, 2024
Emotional support alligator kidnapped. NASA asked to help find the Loch Ness Monster.
27 mins; May 07, 2024
Floridaman throws pasta during road rage incident. Floridaman 'Pee Wee’ caught exposing himself at 3 stores.
31 mins; May 04, 2024
Meth induced Bigfoot sacrifice leads to murder of fishing buddy. Gold spewing volcano make you rich.
13 mins; April 30, 2024
Pet cat shipped 700 miles in Amazon return package. The Mona Lisa may be sent to the basement.
25 mins; April 29, 2024
Floridaman employee shoots own father thru drive-thru. Floridaman drinks a cold one during arrest.
18 mins; April 26, 2024
Male hippo discovered to be female after 7 years at a zoo. Orgasm noise study shows it's quiet.
28 mins; April 25, 2024
Milan to ban ice cream and pizza after midnight. Lady says stolen jeep was a tip from a customer.
17 mins; April 24, 2024
Snakebite victims asked to not bring the snake to the hospital. Man's body produces alcohol?
19 mins; April 23, 2024
Woman took a corpse into a bank and tried to get a loan. Mascot name Ozempig upsets some people.
19 mins; April 22, 2024
Floridaman has sword ritual with kidnapped lady. Florida fire fighter whips out his hose in a 7-11.
23 mins; April 19, 2024
Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...
16 mins; April 18, 2024
Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.
15 mins; April 17, 2024
Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry,
16 mins; April 16, 2024
Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.
17 mins; April 15, 2024
Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?
17 mins; April 12, 2024
Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.
28 mins; April 11, 2024
Drug made from human bones is very addicting. Nine year old misses bus, steals mom's car for school.
18 mins; April 10, 2024
Chechnya bans music that's too slow but also too fast. Earthquake strikes while man gets vasectomy.
21 mins; April 09, 2024
Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offers free goats if you catch them.
24 mins; April 08, 2024
Floridaman assaults store manager with Bible on Easter. Couple arrested for sex in front of Popeye's
21 mins; April 05, 2024
Man fires his gun downtown to celebrate his divorce. Africa threatens to deliver 20,000 elephants .
22 mins; April 04, 2024
Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested. Arizona claims Pluto as official planet.
16 mins; April 02, 2024
Super Gonorrhea surging in China. Filipinos still nailing themselves to crosses, church hates it.
20 mins; April 01, 2024
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