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Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Porn star accidentally hired for Little Mermaid movie. Family stuck with 1 million pennies.
17 mins; June 12, 2023
Floridaman assaults with chicken wings. Floridaman claims he is a ghost, breaks into family home.
15 mins; June 09, 2023
3 severed heads were left on employee's desk. In Japan you can hire agency to quit your job for you.
16 mins; June 08, 2023
Man steals sex toys from homes to give as birthday presents. Robots suck at making pizza.
15 mins; June 07, 2023
Cupcake stealing bears dealt a deadly blow. Man fired from job for being on the toilet all day.
21 mins; June 06, 2023
Cocaine in a hotdog leads to fast food employee arrest. Lady murders just to "see what it's like".
18 mins; June 05, 2023
Floridaman breaks into home to hide from a ghost. Floridaman in cat pajamas stabs roommate.
23 mins; June 02, 2023
Passengers must weigh themselves before boarding flights. Taylor Swift fans wear diapers to shows.
13 mins; June 01, 2023
Family adopts 6 yo, turns out to be angry adult. Student lists his high school for sale on Zillow.
14 mins; May 31, 2023
Fart Spray prank leads to criminal charges. Toddler imprisoned for parents' Bible possession.
17 mins; May 30, 2023
Floridaman "Time Traveler" throws brick at a baby. Man loses arm to a gator after peeing behind bar.
20 mins; May 26, 2023
Public sex? Not if we cut down all the trees! Drivers carry guns on new rideshare app.
15 mins; May 25, 2023
Doctor has the janitor assist in amputation procedure. NASA sending robot snakes to explore space.
17 mins; May 24, 2023
Man shot roommate for eating last Hot Pocket. Topless Jeep Weekend in Texas goes as expected.
19 mins; May 23, 2023
No gay nuns for Pride Day because that's too gay. The dog poo capital of the US is....
14 mins; May 22, 2023
Floridaman attacks police officer with meat. Florida teacher in trouble for showing a Disney film with a gay character.
16 mins; May 19, 2023
Man claims his dog was driving to get out of DUI. Man banned from being near women in public.
20 mins; May 18, 2023
Priests will wear QR codes to show sex offenders. Schools to ban chocolate milk in cafeterias.
17 mins; May 17, 2023
Are you stressed? Try a British accent! Forgot how to smile? Take our smiling seminar!
24 mins; May 16, 2023
City bans dog barking at the dog park. Pizzeria shut down after lacing food with cannabis.
16 mins; May 15, 2023
Florida teacher lets student hit her vape pen. Dude hits lady in bed after getting her name wrong.
20 mins; May 12, 2023
Man opens store selling crack, meth and cocaine. Dangerous rabbit attacks residents in small town.
12 mins; May 11, 2023
Knee bolognese! Influencer eats pieces of her own body. Girl fakes a kidnapping cuz college is hard.
14 mins; May 10, 2023
Lady murders husband then writes a grief book for children. Lady survives days in outback on wine.
14 mins; May 09, 2023
Free toe sucking included in your hotel stay. Man goes on a date, gets tied up in the woods.
16 mins; May 08, 2023
Floridaman defecates on romantic rival's car. Trans lifeguard bares breasts during audition.
22 mins; May 05, 2023
Man shoots his friend after thinking he's a turkey. Giant mound of cooked pasta found in a forest.
23 mins; May 04, 2023
Lady has an orgasm at a classical music concert. Man drills holes in his own skull to get high.
19 mins; May 03, 2023
Landlords can be naked on the property court rules. Cockfighting is big business in Hawaii.
27 mins; May 02, 2023
Man performs sex act with a seagull in an alley. Dwarf Bullfighting banned in Spain.
23 mins; May 01, 2023
Floridaman says it's not heroin it's Guatemalan chili powder. Florida teacher loves slavery.
19 mins; April 28, 2023
Sperm injecting robots are fathering children. Town forces argumentative parents to umpire games.
21 mins; April 27, 2023
Get your tooth pulled by a fake dentist in a hotel room! Many vasectomies threaten Earth they say.
31 mins; April 26, 2023
Marathon runner decides to catch a ride in a car. Japan wants to know which baby cries loudest.
17 mins; April 25, 2023
You're most likely to have sex with a robot if you're horny. Students and teachers lick whip cream.
18 mins; April 24, 2023
Floridaman burns down his home to stop vampires. Alligator bites off Floridaman's leg at an RV park.
23 mins; April 21, 2023
Naked man tried to baptize himself in a church fountain. Cat hunting contest for the kids canceled.
21 mins; April 20, 2023
Cafe waitress mixed her own blood into cocktails. FBI arrests man who applied for job on hitman site
17 mins; April 19, 2023
Porn on the train will not be tolerated. Couple beheads themselves at same time with homemade device
16 mins; April 18, 2023
Lady injected a black widow spider to get high. Now you can get groped and be late for class.
15 mins; April 17, 2023
Florida teacher hosted fight club inside classroom. Floridaman calls the cops on the cops.
18 mins; April 14, 2023
Mom of twins calls police when she can't tell them apart. Alcoholic dog has been rehabilitated.
26 mins; April 13, 2023
78 year old woman robs banks so politely. Man scares his neighbor's chickens to death.
15 mins; April 12, 2023
Monopoly game ends in a sword fight. Bodyguard the Musical shuts after fans keep singing along.
23 mins; April 11, 2023
Snakes on a plane! But for real! Bloody crucifixions still take place on Good Friday.
22 mins; April 10, 2023
Naked Floridaman transports dead deer in stolen school bus. Man whips out machete at karaoke bar.
19 mins; April 07, 2023
Man called his ex 800 times in 48 hours and faces jail time. Would you eat Wooly Mammoth meatballs?
24 mins; April 06, 2023
Live-stream castration ring busted. Rap music will not be allowed at the Easter Festival.
17 mins; April 05, 2023
AI told a man to kill himself, and he did. Bear meat vending machine in Japan is quite popular.
18 mins; April 04, 2023
Ghost of a child damaged his car, claims man. Order Starbucks drink based on your Zodiac sign?
16 mins; April 03, 2023
Florida stripper assaults man with dollar bills. Floridaman would rather burn than be arrested.
20 mins; March 31, 2023
Waiting for a dead pastor to resurrect for entire year. Colleges giving students a week off for love
22 mins; March 30, 2023
Invincible super pigs are invading the US! Politicians in Finland are rapping to attract voters.
17 mins; March 29, 2023
Serial sperm donor fathered 550 kids and won't stop. Only alcohol free bar in Dublin has closed.
17 mins; March 28, 2023
Tenant squeezed landlord's testicles to death. News anchor canceled for rapping Snoop Dogg.
20 mins; March 27, 2023
Alligator knocks on Floridaman's front door. Florida principal fired for showing a classical penis.
29 mins; March 24, 2023
Prisoners break out of jail and go to an IHOP. Man describes Hell in detail to his doc after dying.
13 mins; March 23, 2023
Man poops on bicycle seats to show affection. Finland offers free vacation to come learn happiness.
15 mins; March 22, 2023
From beheadings to making copies, Taliban as office workers. Device let's you make out with insects.
24 mins; March 21, 2023
Burglar steals vibrator after entering through a dog flap. Does Mozart's music stop crime?
18 mins; March 20, 2023
The real Terminator is a Floridaman. Giant seaweed blob is about to retire in Florida.
18 mins; March 17, 2023
Racist principal turns out to be a deepfake made by students. First octopus farm is causing alarm.
21 mins; March 16, 2023
American smuggled marijuana into Jamaica because dumb. Robot Armageddon begins at Lowe's.
20 mins; March 15, 2023
It's raining worms in China. Scientists discover possible nut allergy cure.
13 mins; March 14, 2023
Anyone can be topless at Berlin public pools. Valentine's Day 2046 is now incoming asteroid day.
17 mins; March 13, 2023
Threesome ends when Floridaman throws a brick. National Sugar Daddy Appreciation Day in Florida?
42 mins; March 10, 2023
Don't make me impregnate ISIS women! Dolphin Dave in trouble for touching too many dolphins.
20 mins; March 09, 2023
Couple marries in the Metaverse, gets free Taco Bell. California city bans balloons in public.
20 mins; March 08, 2023
Sushi licking kids fooled by AI cameras. 28 girls hospitalized after using Ouija Board at school.
15 mins; March 07, 2023
Men modeling women's lingerie in China following a ban. Don't push your slower friend at the bear!
15 mins; March 06, 2023
Florida lady argues her jailed fetus needs to be released. Stop delivering takeout to eagle's nest!
26 mins; March 03, 2023
Man goes to Disneyland 2,995 days in a row. Japan's birth rate so low due to romance skills?
20 mins; March 02, 2023
Man arrested with an 800 year old mummy girlfriend. Robot baristas will soon make us coffee drinks.
26 mins; March 01, 2023
Bride dies at ceremony and is replaced by younger sister. Future cars could repossess themselves.
18 mins; February 28, 2023
Penis size is increasing because of pollution. Mexico president shows proof of a crackhead in a tree
17 mins; February 27, 2023
Florida mom's OnlyFans gets son suspended. Florida woman pulls a gun over a free cookie.
19 mins; February 24, 2023
Lady twerks on a dead guy at his funeral. The official drunkest state in America last year is...
17 mins; February 23, 2023
Be like Jesus, just don't fast like Jesus. Cookie Monster is acting belligerent along the wharf.
17 mins; February 22, 2023
Doctor did illegal testicular ultrasounds in his bedroom. Teens trash mansion in social media stunt.
13 mins; February 21, 2023
Ahhh the smell of New Mexico! Couple tried to murder one another yet stays together for 57 years.
18 mins; February 20, 2023
Florida daycare put the children in Blackface. Floridaman wants penis statues in every city.
15 mins; February 17, 2023
Best cars to have sex in are... man escapes prison disguised as sheep gets caught in a field.
14 mins; February 16, 2023
Nightclub bans trouble making red sneakers. Pastor says sermons written by the AI are unacceptable.
20 mins; February 15, 2023
Donate your exe's crap to Goodwill on Valentine Day. Underground hot spring pornography ring busted.
17 mins; February 14, 2023
First baby dropped anonymously in the Baby Box. You should hug some cows on Valentine's Day.
21 mins; February 13, 2023
Floridaman bites head off python during an argument. Floridaman crashes his homemade plane.
25 mins; February 10, 2023
Senate legalized Ninja throwing stars. First man in the world to get a tattoo from a monkey.
17 mins; February 09, 2023
Threesome or alien abduction! Your choice. New gummies that make your vagina taste better.
20 mins; February 08, 2023
Man's cancer caused him to speak with an Irish accent. Mafia boss fugitive found making pizzas.
19 mins; February 07, 2023
French bulldogs may be banned as pets. Have you tried zapping your brain to cure brain fog?
18 mins; February 06, 2023
Floridaman sues for being on Wheel of Fugitive. Florida schools wanna know your menstrual history.
17 mins; February 03, 2023
Donate your organs and get out of jail early. Company will resurrect Wooly Mammoths and Dodo Birds.
23 mins; February 02, 2023
Couple abandon their baby at airport rather than buy ticket. Dismembered penis found at gas station.
14 mins; February 01, 2023
Men spend 7 hours a year hiding in the bathroom. Woman killed her look alike to fake her own death.
23 mins; January 31, 2023
Pet fish commits credit card fraud while playing Nintendo. Doctors swallow legos for science.
16 mins; January 30, 2023
Florida lady says crack pipe inside her is actually a sex toy. Man drove off pier cuz Jesus told him
21 mins; January 27, 2023
Students can't identify as animals at school. How did a fake restaurant become #1 in London?
23 mins; January 26, 2023
Food made of aborted fetuses must be labeled. Museums say the word "mummy" is offensive.
16 mins; January 25, 2023
Know where your rectum is? Half of people don't. Whale parts now sold in vending machines.
24 mins; January 24, 2023
Men with small penises like fast cars, study says. Man survived lost at sea 24 days on ketchup.
15 mins; January 23, 2023
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