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Weird AF News | Weird News Daily
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
Florida lady says it's not robbery, it's a "game called 21". Gallons of wine okay but no lab meat!
24 mins; March 29, 2024
Help us find the biggest weiner in baseball. Man dies after friend pumps air into his rectum.
15 mins; March 28, 2024
Strippers' Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man believed his mom a vampire and staked her.
16 mins; March 27, 2024
Titanic door that murdered Jack sold for $700k. Tennessee senate passes bill banning chemtrails?
13 mins; March 26, 2024
Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Buying lady poop online isn't easy.
18 mins; March 25, 2024
Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Child brought gun to daycare in lunchbox.
19 mins; March 22, 2024
Boys ages 11, 12, and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Bakery can't sell alcohol near the pyramid winery.
25 mins; March 21, 2024
Man offered college girls $100 to kick in the groin. Student persuaded to cut off both his feet.
20 mins; March 20, 2024
Lady with two vaginas and a boyfriend for each. Cat fell into a cat of toxic chemicals.
21 mins; March 19, 2024
Lady impersonates FBI agent to shut down Waffle House. Elderly couple escaped living facility.
17 mins; March 18, 2024
Fake Florida doctor does a "killer" buttlift. Mom tried to sell her daughter in a bank parking lot.
20 mins; March 15, 2024
Man creates giant mutant hybrid sheep illegally. Dead man's roommates drive his body to his bank.
22 mins; March 14, 2024
Simulated period pain for male office workers in Japan. Fake lawyer at Burger King scam.
18 mins; March 13, 2024
Rats are eating the marijuana at NOLA police station. Men planned to have python eat young girl.
17 mins; March 12, 2024
Saudi Arabia's humanoid robot "gropes" news anchor. Library will accept cat pics instead of fees.
21 mins; March 11, 2024
Floridaman says his bomb threat was "flirting". Man holds lady for ransom after learning she's Trans
20 mins; March 08, 2024
Teacher shot student during exams. Russia and China plan a nuclear power plant on the Moon.
23 mins; March 07, 2024
Scorpion stung a man's groin in Vegas hotel. US military man shared classified info on dating site.
17 mins; March 06, 2024
Balls Out Bowling where nudity is required. Nasal spray addiction crisis in Norway.
23 mins; March 05, 2024
Toe-licking fundraiser event at a school. Man pulls knife on comedy club staff after denied stage.
20 mins; March 04, 2024
Floridaman claims is Jesus while pooping in a Target. Floridaman hates free stuff and will attack.
18 mins; March 01, 2024
Teacher brings swords to class for kids to battle. Willy Wonka event left kids in tears.
23 mins; February 29, 2024
Mom can't stop throwing Christmas trees. Japan will launch first wooden satellite.
15 mins; February 28, 2024
Singer dosed bandmate with estrogen to steal his girlfriend. Woman will be first to marry a hologram
19 mins; February 27, 2024
Corpse left in a hearse for two years. Man tried to buy a Porsche with $78 million check.
17 mins; February 26, 2024
Florida woman gives mom a hot grits slap. Measles outbreak at a Florida school but it's fine!
19 mins; February 23, 2024
Priest arrested for selling Viagra. Japan will allow women at the Naked Man Festival.
19 mins; February 22, 2024
Your coffee has poop in it. Human leg found on the NYC subway tracks.
16 mins; February 21, 2024
Man wearing kilt puts antiques up his rectum. Alabama court decides a frozen embryo is a child.
18 mins; February 20, 2024
Bedsheet gloryhole trickery gets man jail time. Gang of elderly bank robbers with incontinence.
22 mins; February 19, 2024
Floridaman carjacks his grandma. Floridaman stole statues to gift his ex on Valentine's Day.
25 mins; February 16, 2024
Maggots fall on passengers' heads during flight. Stingray is pregnant but who's the daddy?
25 mins; February 15, 2024
Pastor sold meth out of his Methodist church. Women are all about those AI boyfriends.
17 mins; February 14, 2024
Tv show features girl turned into a chicken nugget. Crowd attacks a Robotaxi.
17 mins; February 13, 2024
Mutant cancer resistant wolves in Chernobyl. Airline will weigh passengers ahead of takeoff.
13 mins; February 12, 2024
Floridaman believes in right to shoot crack bears. Florida patient jiggled genitals for a crowd.
23 mins; February 09, 2024
Climbers must carry own poop down from Mt. Everest. Radio station had their 200 ft tower stolen.
23 mins; February 08, 2024
"Free Cocaine" samples lead to dealer arrest. Man paints squirrels to find which make the dog bark.
13 mins; February 07, 2024
Dairy Queen meth ring dubbed "Operation Blizzard" bust. Samurai sword swinging man invades Walmart.
18 mins; February 06, 2024
Man shoots at "Ninja like" people for hours. Large inert nuclear missile found in man's garage.
14 mins; February 05, 2024
Florida mom's OnlyFans ad on her car featured at kids school. Florida wife does Florida things.
21 mins; February 02, 2024
Adult diaper spa offers therapy in your diaper. Sky Poop leaves locals baffled.
26 mins; February 01, 2024
Elmo learns that humanity is very depressed right now. Mother pours hot water on her horny son.
17 mins; January 31, 2024
After Super Viagra orgy, man exposed himself at Hungry Jack's. Dead man wakes after pothole hit.
18 mins; January 30, 2024
Pepperoni vandals strike Jersey home. Health officials warn do not eat fried toothpicks.
19 mins; January 29, 2024
Floridaman anger management therapist murders people. Man tried to sleep with all flight attendants.
18 mins; January 26, 2024
Amish horse and buggy stolen from Walmart parking lot. Senators propose bringing back duels.
23 mins; January 25, 2024
Ukrainian woman wins Miss Japan. Metal band apologizes for throwing severed pig's head at a show.
23 mins; January 24, 2024
Man stabs neighbor over loud snoring. New bill would ban sexy selfies unless you're married.
19 mins; January 23, 2024
Bigfoot sightings are Black Bears, study shows. Marathon runner disqualified for chain smoking.
20 mins; January 22, 2024
Florida woman tried to use dog pee for drug sample. Man touches himself while stabbing a stranger.
20 mins; January 19, 2024
Oldest dog ever has title suspended. Passenger trapped in bathroom for entire flight.
23 mins; January 18, 2024
Kentucky is very cool with incest. Shaman agrees to stop casting genital spells.
16 mins; January 17, 2024
Man accuses neighbors of being pirates. Funny highway signs will be banned across US.
18 mins; January 16, 2024
Mexican cartel goes into WiFi business. Man dressed as his girlfriend to take her university test.
16 mins; January 15, 2024
Florida inmate claims got pregnant thru air conditioning. Man shoots leaf blower for blowing.
27 mins; January 12, 2024
Kentucky invites space aliens to come for a visit. Navajo Nation is against human remains on Moon.
20 mins; January 11, 2024
Sex worker offers military discount for services. Woman granted sperm of her dead husband.
20 mins; January 10, 2024
She poisoned husband's soup cuz soap opera star told her to. Want glacier ice in your pina colada?
20 mins; January 09, 2024
Man killed by falling cow while urinating. Naked Bamaman jumps into Bass Pro Shop aquarium.
16 mins; January 08, 2024
Floridaman, his limp package and a dildo assault. Lady hides hot bullets in her hot lady pocket.
21 mins; January 05, 2024
Bert of Weird AF News - Part 2
74 hours 49 mins; January 03, 2024
Best of Weird AF News 2023 - Part 1
75 hours 57 mins; January 02, 2024
Florida lady beats boyfriend with Christmas tree. Floridaman in a dress makes pleasure on a porch.
17 mins; December 29, 2023
You can keep on pooping, says the mayor. More strollers sold for pets than for infants in 2023.
19 mins; December 28, 2023
Bathtub pooping incident by Chinese Chess champion. Spirit Air sends a boy to the wrong city.
20 mins; December 27, 2023
North Korea wants to be vacation destination. Nativity scene with two Mary's sparks controversy.
25 mins; December 26, 2023
Floridaman claims is Captain America and has guns. Man assaults WaWa employee with spicy chicken.
22 mins; December 22, 2023
Surge in unprotected holiday sex warning. Beware of fake clergymen selling air conditioners.
19 mins; December 21, 2023
Christmas is a time for penis fractures. Humans fuel global warming just by breathing, says study.
21 mins; December 20, 2023
Baby Jesus kidnapped by TikTokers. Teacher gave homework assignment to plan a terror attack.
12 mins; December 19, 2023
After School Satan Club at an elementary school? Resurrect your dead loved one with AI avatar.
18 mins; December 18, 2023
Florida tourist man molested a manatee statue. Floridaman shot up a Christmas parade.
18 mins; December 15, 2023
Family doesn't notice owl in their Xmas tree for days. Cruise line bans couple for balcony fishing.
15 mins; December 14, 2023
Owning a dog makes your brain strong, study shows. Thieves argue lesser sentence cuz items on sale.
16 mins; December 13, 2023
Teacher gave pre schoolers "sleepy time" stickers. Man claims he wasn't groping, he was robbing!
16 mins; December 12, 2023
Passenger smuggles 2 otters and a prairie dog on flight. Krispy Kreme donuts invades France.
20 mins; December 11, 2023
Florida woman lit her Tinder date on fire. Florida couple stole a house then put Christmas lights.
18 mins; December 08, 2023
Lady shot in butt by her own gun during MRI. Official of Paraguay signs agreement with fake country.
22 mins; December 07, 2023
Woman sentenced to work as fast food employee. Lady caught stealing during Shop with a Cop event.
22 mins; December 06, 2023
Lady killed during Slap Therapy session. Japan police arrest taxi driver for killing a pigeon.
19 mins; December 05, 2023
Florida gf stabs bf in eye for looking at other women. Man claims meth found in undies isn't his.
19 mins; December 01, 2023
Man touches himself at a Kum and Go. Wife punched husband to death for not taking her to Dubai.
19 mins; November 30, 2023
Serial Pringles can pooper caught. Russian prisoners forced to listen to Bon Jovi and Moby.
20 mins; November 29, 2023
Dog farmers threaten to release 2 million dogs. Space flight causes erectile dysfunction.
23 mins; November 28, 2023
McDonald's bans teenagers after 6pm. Men break into closed jail, lock themselves in a cell, call 911
16 mins; November 27, 2023
Floridaman gets naughty on neighbor's porches. Floridaman assaults his wife with Oreo cookies.
17 mins; November 24, 2023
Daryl Hall gets restraining order against John Oates. Hospitals remove crucifixes after attacks.
15 mins; November 22, 2023
Drunken Taco Bell Holiday orgy anyone? Brown Friday is the a plumber's Thanksgiving nightmare.
18 mins; November 21, 2023
Helicopters create crocodile orgies? Hospital released the wrong dead bodies to families.
16 mins; November 20, 2023
Floridaman poops on a dead possum in public. Woman shoots her sugardaddy in front of his girlfriend.
18 mins; November 17, 2023
Christian Furries judged for being Christian? Marathon runner banned for using a car in a race.
19 mins; November 16, 2023
Horse gets loose on board a plane. Boy attends his own murder hearing to prove he's in fact alive.
14 mins; November 15, 2023
Santa gets a DUI while driving kids on Santa's Train. Murderer released from prison for obesity.
18 mins; November 14, 2023
Daycare workers ran children's fight club. CVS replaces toilet paper with pictures of toilet paper.
18 mins; November 13, 2023
Disney has a "Poop Hallway". Floridaman takes a bath with his 5 alligators.
16 mins; November 10, 2023
Hiker brings home deadly snake to show the kids. Catholic Church warning about fake priests.
20 mins; November 09, 2023
Snake Pizza offered by the Hut. Robot worker kills another human and the robot wars begin!
14 mins; November 08, 2023
People with tattoos commit more crimes, study says. Cocaine Hippos of Columbia are a problem.
18 mins; November 07, 2023
Naked house cleaner is very trusting. man not allowed to wear Gimp suit and hump the street.
19 mins; November 06, 2023
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