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Thunderdome Metal Reviews: The Church of Heavy Metal

Tracey is a sentient prog metal algorithm composed of chicken blood and spreadsheets (@KloakaMetal), Ben is an oldhead with a penchant for nihilism, sludge, and bourbon (@BenDangerously), Dr. David Pizzo (@pizzohistorian) is a world-traveling scholar who bleeds thrash, and Dr. Gabriel Cooper (@lividlunch) when not reveling in a metalcore breakdown brings a plethora of death from the cavernous depths of his murder basement. Together they are just four metalheads giving their thoughts on bands and albums across the metallic spectrum.

Discography Blast 054: Cattle Decapitation

91 hours 26 mins; October 24, 2024

The Black Dahlia Murder, "Servitude," (9/27/2024), Review

21 mins; October 22, 2024

Black Sites, "The Promised Land?' (9/6/2024), Review

20 mins; October 21, 2024

Kublai Khan, TX, "Exhibition of Prowess," (9/20/2024), Review

16 mins; October 20, 2024

Motörhead, "Kiss of Death," (8/26/2006), Review

17 mins; October 19, 2024

Grab Bag 038: Why is This Happening to Me?

78 hours 10 mins; October 17, 2024

Zeal & Ardor, "Greif," (8/23/2024), Review

20 mins; October 15, 2024

Anciients, "Beyond the Reach of the Sun," (8/30/2024), Review

15 mins; October 14, 2024

Mushroomhead, "Call the Devil," (8/9/2024), Review

16 mins; October 13, 2024

Motörhead, "Hammered," (4/9/2002), Review

14 mins; October 12, 2024

Grab Bag 037: Frenemies II

59 mins; October 11, 2024

Discography Blast 053: Kamelot

60 hours 23 mins; October 04, 2024

Werewolves, "Die for Us," (7/12/2024), Review

16 mins; September 05, 2024

Discography Blast 052: Motörhead II

50 mins; September 03, 2024

Grab Bag 036: Would Krampus Like it?

68 hours 35 mins; September 02, 2024

Discography Blast 051: The Fall of Troy

68 hours 14 mins; August 31, 2024

Powerwolf, "Wake up the Wicked," (7/26/2024), Review

18 mins; August 30, 2024

Windwaker, "Hyperviolence," (7/12/2024), Review

18 mins; August 29, 2024

Black Sabbath, "Sabotage," (7/28/1975), Review

21 mins; August 28, 2024

Motörhead, "Bastards," (11/29/1993)

17 mins; August 27, 2024

Hyperdontia, "Harvest of Malevolence," (6/21/2024)

17 mins; August 27, 2024

Motörhead, "March ör Die," (August 1992), Review

14 mins; August 24, 2024

Kittie, "Fire," (6/21/2024), Review

14 mins; August 24, 2024

Evergrey, "Theories of Emptiness," (6/7/2024), Review

17 mins; August 22, 2024

Discography Blast 050: Ministry

59 mins; August 22, 2024

Discography Blast 049: Disturbed

66 hours 44 mins; July 15, 2024

Rotting Christ, "Pro Xristou," (5/24/24), Review

26 mins; July 11, 2024

Grab Bag 035: Double Albums

81 hours 52 mins; July 06, 2024

Wheel, "Charismatic Leaders," (5/3/2024), Review

14 mins; July 04, 2024

Motörhead, "Rock 'n' Roll," (August 1987), Review

12 mins; June 27, 2024

Powerman 5000, "Abandon Ship," (5/10/2024) Review

18 mins; June 20, 2024

Grab Bag 034: "Baby Metal"

74 hours 2 mins; June 17, 2024

Ingested, "The Tide of Death and Fractured Dreams," (4/5/2024)

12 mins; June 13, 2024

Motörhead, "Orgasmatron," (8/9/1986), Review

15 mins; June 06, 2024

Grab Bag 033: Frenemies Pt 1

64 hours 44 mins; June 06, 2024

Castle Rat, "Into the Realm," (4/12/2024), Review

19 mins; June 04, 2024

Discography Blast 048: Motörhead

51 mins; June 03, 2024

Erra, "Cure," (4/5/2024), Review

16 mins; May 31, 2024

Discography Blast 047: Converge

60 hours 51 mins; May 30, 2024

Ministry, "Hopiumforthemasses," (3/1/2024), Review

19 mins; May 16, 2024

Grab Bag 032: Big Dick Cutter Energy

61 hours 13 mins; May 11, 2024

Exhorder, "Defectum Omniom'" (3/8/2024), Review

17 mins; May 09, 2024

Vltimas, "Epic," (3/15/2024), Review

20 mins; May 02, 2024

Grab Bag 031: No Rules, Just Right

72 hours 2 mins; April 27, 2024

Motörhead, "Overkill," (March 1979), Review

14 mins; April 25, 2024

4/20 Special: Cypress Hill, "Black Sunday," (7/20/1993), Review

25 mins; April 20, 2024

Job For A Cowboy, "Moon Healer," (2/23/2024), Review

19 mins; April 18, 2024

Borknagar, "Fall," (2/23/2024), Review

15 mins; April 11, 2024

KMFDM, "Let Go," (2/2/2024), Review

18 mins; April 04, 2024

Motörhead, "Motörhead," (9/24/1977), Review

20 mins; March 28, 2024

Discography Blast 046: Clutch II

59 mins; March 23, 2024

Master, "Saints Dispelled," (1/19/2024), Review

18 mins; March 21, 2024

Caligula's Horse, "Charcoal Grace," (1/26/20240, Review

17 mins; March 14, 2024

Grab Bag 030: New to Us

64 hours 34 mins; March 09, 2024

Lucifer, "Lucifer V," (1/26/2024), Review

19 mins; March 07, 2024

Static-X, "Project Regeneration Vol. 2," (1/26/2024), Review

25 mins; March 07, 2024

From the Editing Room Floor

39 secs; March 06, 2024

Structural, "Decrowned," (6/23/2023), Review

19 mins; February 22, 2024

Sleep Token, "Take Me Back to Eden," (5/19/2023), Review

27 mins; February 15, 2024

Discography Blast 044: Baroness

54 mins; February 11, 2024

Kataklysm, "Goliath," (8/11/2023), Review

20 mins; February 08, 2024

Discography Blast 045: Brujeria

52 mins; February 04, 2024

Church of Misery, "Born Under a Mad Sign," (6/16/2023), Review

19 mins; February 02, 2024

Green Lung, "This Heathen Land," (11/3/2023), Review

14 mins; January 25, 2024

Best Albums of 2023

38 mins; January 19, 2024

Earthside, "Let the Truth Speak," (1/17/2023), Review

23 mins; January 18, 2024

Grab Bag 029: How Have We Not Done This Band?

80 hours 6 mins; January 13, 2024

Helmet, "Left," (11/10/2023), Review

21 mins; January 11, 2024

Daniel Harms, "Rest in Pain," (11/2/2023), Review

16 mins; January 04, 2024

Cirith Ungol, "Dark Parade," (10/20/2023), Review

20 mins; December 29, 2023

Grab Bag 028: Aunt Teefah, Leftist Metal

79 hours 36 mins; December 25, 2023

Grab Bag 027: Perfect Non-Metal Albums for Metalheads Vol. 3

72 hours 4 mins; December 24, 2023

Wayfarer, "American Gothic," (10/27/2023), Review

18 mins; December 21, 2023

Poppy, "Zig," (10/27/2023), Review

19 mins; December 14, 2023

Angelus Apatrida, "Aftermath," (10/20/2023), Review

22 mins; December 07, 2023

Tomb Mold, "The Enduring Spirit," (9/15/2023), Review

17 mins; November 30, 2023

Discography Blast 043: Oxbow

53 mins; November 25, 2023

Atena, "Subway Anthem," (9/23/2023), Review

19 mins; November 23, 2023

Cannibal Corpse, "Chaos Horrific," (9/22/2023), Review

20 mins; November 16, 2023

Brujeria, "Esto Es Brujeria," (9/15/2023)

28 mins; November 09, 2023

Grab Bag 026: Not My Sub-Genre

66 hours 27 mins; November 01, 2023

King Diamond, "The Eye," (10/30/1990), Review

18 mins; October 31, 2023

King Diamond, "Fatal Portrait," (2/17/1986), Review

14 mins; October 26, 2023

King Diamond, ""Them,"" (9/13/1988), Review

14 mins; October 20, 2023

King Diamond, "Conspiracy," (8/21/1989), Review

16 mins; October 12, 2023

Grab Bag 025: Guilty Pleasures

79 hours 30 mins; October 10, 2023

King Diamond, "Abigail II: The Revenge," (Review)

26 mins; October 05, 2023

Discography Blast 041: Goatwhore

44 mins; October 03, 2023

The Burning, "The Living Dead," (????), Review

25 mins; October 01, 2023

Dethklok, "Dethalbum IV," (8/22/23), Review

26 mins; September 30, 2023

Spirit Adrift, "Ghost at the Gallows," (8/18/2023), Review

16 mins; September 30, 2023

Werewolves, "My Enemies Look and Sound Like Me," (8/11/2023), Review

24 mins; September 29, 2023

Crypta, "Shades of Sorrow," (8/4/2023), Review

16 mins; September 28, 2023

Discography Blast 040: Killswitch Engage

56 mins; September 26, 2023

Grab bag 024: Earlier albums by bands we've done

61 hours 3 mins; September 21, 2023

Girlschool, "WTFortyfive?," (7/28/2023) Review

18 mins; September 14, 2023

Voyager, "Fearless in Love," (7/14/2023), Review

16 mins; September 07, 2023

Sevendust. "Truth Killer," (7/28/2023), Review

16 mins; August 24, 2023

Discography Blast 039: Gorguts

55 mins; August 22, 2023

Grab Bag 023: Perfect Non-Metal Albums for Metal Heads 2

62 hours 57 mins; August 21, 2023

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