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Thunderdome Metal Reviews: The Church of Heavy Metal

Tracey is a sentient prog metal algorithm composed of chicken blood and spreadsheets (@KloakaMetal), Ben is an oldhead with a penchant for nihilism, sludge, and bourbon (@BenDangerously), Dr. David Pizzo (@pizzohistorian) is a world-traveling scholar who bleeds thrash, and Dr. Gabriel Cooper (@lividlunch) when not reveling in a metalcore breakdown brings a plethora of death from the cavernous depths of his murder basement. Together they are just four metalheads giving their thoughts on bands and albums across the metallic spectrum.

Vltimas, "Something Wicked Marches In," (2019), Review

17 mins; November 15, 2021

Kingdom of Sorrow, "Kingdom of Sorrow," (2008), Review

22 mins; November 11, 2021

Rivers of Nihil, "The Work," (2021), Review

26 mins; November 08, 2021

Carcass, "Torn Arteries," (2021), Review

23 mins; November 04, 2021

A Pale Horse Named Death, "Infernum In Terra," (2021), Review

28 mins; November 01, 2021

Skynd

37 mins; October 31, 2021

Discography Blast 017: Gwar

58 mins; October 30, 2021

Gwar, "War Party," (2004), Review

16 mins; October 28, 2021

Grab Bag 003: Movie Soundtracks

45 mins; October 27, 2021

Gwar, "Violence has Arrived," (2001), Review

18 mins; October 25, 2021

Gwar, "We Kill Everything," (1999), Review

17 mins; October 21, 2021

Gwar, "Carnival of Chaos," (1997), Review

21 mins; October 18, 2021

Discography Blast 016: Job for a Cowboy

50 mins; October 15, 2021

Gwar, "Ragnarök," (1995), Review

32 mins; October 14, 2021

Slipknot, "Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)," (2004), Review

28 mins; October 11, 2021

Gwar, "This Toilet Earth," (1994), Review

33 mins; October 07, 2021

Gwar, "America Must Be Destroyed," (1992), Review

34 mins; October 04, 2021

Dreadnought, "Emergence," (2019), Review

19 mins; September 30, 2021

Discography Blast 015: Children of Bodom

67 hours 16 mins; September 28, 2021

Iron Maiden, "Senjutsu," (2021), Review

36 mins; September 27, 2021

Between the Buried and Me, "Colors II," (2021), Review

27 mins; September 23, 2021

Jinjer, "Wallflowers," (2021) Review

20 mins; September 20, 2021

Hooded Menace, "The Tritonus Bell," (2021), Review

35 mins; September 16, 2021

Caligula's Horse, "In Contact," (2017), Review

24 mins; September 13, 2021

Slipknot, "Iowa," (2001), Review

34 mins; September 11, 2021

Cerebral Rot, "Excretions of Mortality," (2021), Review

24 mins; September 09, 2021

Anthrax, "Worship Music," (2011), Review

31 mins; September 06, 2021

King Woman, "Celestial Blues," (2021), Review

19 mins; September 02, 2021

At the Gates, "The Nightmare of Being," (2021), Review

27 mins; August 30, 2021

Die Apokalyptischen Reiter, "The Divine Horsemen," (2021), Review

30 mins; August 26, 2021

Korn, "Korn." (1994), Review

44 mins; August 23, 2021

Iron Maiden, "Powerslave," (1984), Review

29 mins; August 19, 2021

Black Sabbath, "Master of Reality," (1971), Review

49 mins; August 17, 2021

Discography Blast 014: Static X

87 hours 6 mins; August 16, 2021

Metallica, "Metallica," (1991), Review

44 mins; August 12, 2021

Unleash the Archers, "Abyss," (2020), Review

26 mins; August 09, 2021

Vader, "Solitude in Madness," (2020), Review

24 mins; August 05, 2021

Down, "NOLA," (1995), Review

24 mins; August 02, 2021

Slipknot, "Slipknot," (1999), Review

44 mins; August 01, 2021

Interloper, "Search Party," (2021), Review

18 mins; July 29, 2021

Discography Blast 013: Periphery

48 mins; July 28, 2021

Fear Factory, "Aggression Continuum," (2021) Review

28 mins; July 26, 2021

Red Fangs, "Arrows," (2021) Review

17 mins; July 22, 2021

Tomb Mold, "Planetary Convergence," (2019), Review

15 mins; July 19, 2021

Grab Bag 002: Totally Awesome Sweet Alabama Liquid Snake

81 hours 20 mins; July 16, 2021

Poison the Well, "You Come Before You," (2003), Review

18 mins; July 15, 2021

Megadeth, "Countdown to Extinction," (1992), Review

39 mins; July 12, 2021

Paladin, "Ascension," (2019), Review

24 mins; July 08, 2021

Deeds of Flesh, "Nucleus," (2020), Review

22 mins; July 05, 2021

Rammstein, (2019), Review

45 mins; July 04, 2021

My Ruin, "A Prayer Under Pressure of Violent Anguish," (2000), Review

19 mins; July 02, 2021

Vola, "Witness," (2021), Review

22 mins; July 01, 2021

Artillery, "X," (2021), Review

22 mins; June 28, 2021

Burning Witches, "The Witch of the North," (2021), Review

17 mins; June 24, 2021

Rammstein, "Liebe Ist Für Alle Da," (2009), Review

47 mins; June 22, 2021

Discography Blast 012: Iron Maiden

95 hours 25 mins; June 21, 2021

Shadows Fall, "Thread of Life," (2007), Review

24 mins; June 17, 2021

Morbid Angel, "Covenant," (1993), Review

32 mins; June 14, 2021

Gojira, "Fortitude," (2021), Review

20 mins; June 10, 2021

Haunt, "Beautiful Distraction," (2021), Review

24 mins; June 07, 2021

Cannibal Corpse, "Violence Unimagined," (2021), Review

22 mins; June 03, 2021

My Ruin, "Speak and Destroy," (1999), Review

23 mins; May 31, 2021

Mare Cognitum, "Solar Paroxysm," (2021), Review

18 mins; May 27, 2021

Discography Blast 011: Sevendust

58 mins; May 26, 2021

Nightfall, "At Night We Pray," (2021), Review

15 mins; May 24, 2021

Orbit Culture, "Nija," (2020), Review

24 mins; May 20, 2021

Devin Townsend Project, "Transcendence," (2016), Review

32 mins; May 17, 2021

Carcass, "Swansong," (1996), Review

28 mins; May 13, 2021

Dimmu Borgir, "Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropy," (2001), Review

39 mins; May 10, 2021

Rammstein, "Rosenrot," (2005), Review

30 mins; May 09, 2021

Wheel, "Resident Human," (2021), Review

17 mins; May 06, 2021

Rob Zombie, "The Lunar Injection Kool Aid Eclipse Conspiracy," (2021), Review

24 mins; May 04, 2021

Eyehategod, "A History of Nomadic Behavior," (2021), Review

22 mins; April 29, 2021

Evanescence, "The Bitter Truth," (2021), Review

38 mins; April 26, 2021

Discography Blast 010: The Ocean Collective

54 mins; April 24, 2021

Allegaeon, "Apoptosis," (2019)

22 mins; April 22, 2021

High on Fire, "Death is this Communion," (2007), Review

19 mins; April 20, 2021

Sea Sleeper, "Nostophobia," (2021), Review

15 mins; April 19, 2021

Twelve Foot Ninja, "Outlier," (2016), Review

29 mins; April 15, 2021

Cemican, "In Chtli Tepyohtica Miquiztli," (2019), Review

22 mins; April 12, 2021

Wolfheart, "Wolves of Karelia," (2020), Review

20 mins; April 08, 2021

Angelus Apatrida, "Angelus Apatrida," (2021), Review

15 mins; April 05, 2021

Rammstein, "Reise, Reise," (2004), Review

25 mins; April 04, 2021

Product of Hate, "You Brought This War," (2021), Review

17 mins; April 01, 2021

Moonspell, "Hermitage," (2021), Review

18 mins; March 29, 2021

Grab Bag 001: Kittie, Drain STH, Nervosa, and Burning Witches

62 hours 8 mins; March 26, 2021

God is an Astronaut, "Ghost Tapes #10," (2021), review

22 mins; March 25, 2021

Metallica, "Ride the Lightning," (1984), Review

27 mins; March 22, 2021

Discography Blast 009: Biohazard

67 hours 4 mins; March 21, 2021

Converge, "Jane Doe," (2001), Review

26 mins; March 18, 2021

Rammstein, "Mutter," (2001), Review

32 mins; March 17, 2021

Voivod, "The Wake," (2018), Review

23 mins; March 15, 2021

American Head Charge, "The War of Art," (2001) Review

26 mins; March 11, 2021

Sentenced, "The Cold White Light," (2002), Review

22 mins; March 08, 2021

Tribulation, "When the Gloom Becomes Sound," (2021), Review

18 mins; March 04, 2021

Soen, "Imperial," (2021), Review

27 mins; March 01, 2021

Dread Sovereign, "Alchemical Warfare." (2021), Review

14 mins; February 25, 2021

Prong, "Zero Days," (2017), Review

21 mins; February 22, 2021

Discography Blast 008: Clutch

51 mins; February 20, 2021

Embr, "1823," (2020), Review

24 mins; February 18, 2021

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