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Thunderdome Metal Reviews: The Church of Heavy Metal

Tracey is a sentient prog metal algorithm composed of chicken blood and spreadsheets (@KloakaMetal), Ben is an oldhead with a penchant for nihilism, sludge, and bourbon (@BenDangerously), Dr. David Pizzo (@pizzohistorian) is a world-traveling scholar who bleeds thrash, and Dr. Gabriel Cooper (@lividlunch) when not reveling in a metalcore breakdown brings a plethora of death from the cavernous depths of his murder basement. Together they are just four metalheads giving their thoughts on bands and albums across the metallic spectrum.

Discography Blast 038: Mnemic

45 mins; August 20, 2023

Grab Bag 022: What Drugs are You on and Can I have some?

69 hours 22 mins; August 19, 2023

Blackbraid, "Blackbraid II," (7/7/2023), Review

18 mins; August 18, 2023

Black Sabbath, "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath," (November 1973), Review

33 mins; August 17, 2023

Thy Catafalque, "Alföld," (6/16/2023), Review

17 mins; August 10, 2023

Scar Symmetry, "The Singularity (Phase II: Xenotaph)," (6/9/2023), Review

25 mins; August 03, 2023

Vexed, "Negative Energy," (6/23/2023), Review

17 mins; July 27, 2023

Godflesh, "Purge," (6/9/2023), Review

21 mins; July 20, 2023

Grab Bag 022: What Drugs are you On?

69 hours 22 mins; July 15, 2023

Drain, "Living Proof," (5/5/2023), Review

14 mins; July 13, 2023

The Ocean Collective, "Holocene," (5/19/2023), Review

19 mins; July 06, 2023

Discography Blast 037: Acid Bath & Goatwhore

52 mins; July 04, 2023

Grab Bag 021: Genre Defining

57 mins; July 01, 2023

Cattle Decapitation, "Terrasite," (5/12/2023), Review

21 mins; June 29, 2023

Burning Witches, "The Dark Tower," (5/5/2023), Review

21 mins; June 22, 2023

Holy Moses, "Invisible Queens," (4/14/2023), Review

16 mins; June 15, 2023

Discography Blast 036: Mudvayne

62 hours 35 mins; June 12, 2023

Smoulder, "Violent Creed of Vengeance," (4/21/2023), Review

15 mins; June 08, 2023

Metallica, "72 Seasons," (4/14/2023), Review

23 mins; June 01, 2023

Grab Bag 020: Groove Juice

59 mins; May 31, 2023

Discography Blast 035: Undergang

53 mins; May 27, 2023

Texas Hippie Coalition, "The Name Lives On," (4/21/2023), Review

16 mins; May 25, 2023

Entheos, "Time Will Take Us All," (3/3/2023), Review

14 mins; May 18, 2023

Periphery, "Periphery V: Djent Is Not a Genre," (3/10/2023), Review

16 mins; May 11, 2023

Haken, "Fauna," (3/3/2023), Review

18 mins; May 04, 2023

Enslaved, "Heimdal," (3/3/2023), Review

16 mins; April 27, 2023

Sleep, "Dopesmoker," (4/22/2003), Review

17 mins; April 20, 2023

Ulthar, "Anthronomicon," (2/17/2023), Review

24 mins; April 20, 2023

Megaton Sword, "Might & Power," (2/24/2023), Review

15 mins; April 20, 2023

Grab Bag 018: "Perfect" Non-Metal Albums for Metalheads, Vol. 1

69 hours 44 mins; April 13, 2023

Dope, "Blood Money, Part 0," (2/24/2023), Review

20 mins; April 07, 2023

Discography Blast 034: Sybreed

47 mins; March 31, 2023

Venomous Concept, "The Good Ship Lollipop," (2/24/2023), Review

18 mins; March 30, 2023

Conjureth, "The Parasitic Chambers," (1/23/2023), Review

17 mins; March 23, 2023

Ashen Horde, "Antimony," (1/27/2023), Review

15 mins; March 16, 2023

Katatonia, "Sky Void of Stars," (1/20/2023), Review

13 mins; March 09, 2023

Obituary, "Dying of Everything," (1/13/2023), Review

17 mins; March 02, 2023

Grab Bag 018: Female/Femme Fronted Bands

59 mins; March 01, 2023

Crestfallen Dusk, "Crestfallen Dusk," (7/22/22), Review

16 mins; February 23, 2023

Discography Blast 033: Sentenced, 1993-1998

55 mins; February 20, 2023

Lorna Shore, "Pain Remains," (10/14/2022), Review

19 mins; February 16, 2023

Grab Bag 017: World Metal

74 hours 25 mins; February 14, 2023

Meshuggah, "Chaosphere," (11/9/1998), Review

21 mins; February 10, 2023

Monster Magnet, "Powertrip," (6/16/1998), Review

24 mins; February 02, 2023

Jamie Saft, "Black Shabbis," (2009) Review

52 mins; January 26, 2023

Haken, "Affinity," (4/29/2016), Review

21 mins; January 19, 2023

Discography Blast 032: Megadeth 2004-2011

66 hours 29 mins; January 14, 2023

Gwar, "The New Dark Ages," (6/3/2022), Review

27 mins; January 12, 2023

Thunderdome's Top Ten Metal Albums of 2022

45 mins; January 09, 2023

Conan, "Evidence of Immortality" (8/19/2022), Review

20 mins; January 05, 2023

Viande, "L'abime dévore les âmes," (4/15/2022), Review

14 mins; January 02, 2023

Grab Bag 016: Big Four Albums we Haven't Reviewed Yet

78 hours 42 mins; December 31, 2022

Tómarúm, "Ash in Realms of Stone Icons," (5/6/2022), Review

18 mins; December 29, 2022

KMFDM, "HYËNA," (9/9/2022), Review

23 mins; December 26, 2022

Megadeth, "The Sick, the Dying... and the Dead!" (9/2/2022), Review

21 mins; December 22, 2022

Strychnos, "A Mother's Curse," (11/4/2022), Review

15 mins; December 19, 2022

Devin Townsend, "Lightwork," (11/4/2022), Review

15 mins; December 15, 2022

Ingested, "Ashes Lie Still, (11/4/2022), Review

16 mins; December 12, 2022

Discography Blast 031: Every Time I Die

49 mins; December 10, 2022

Disturbed, "Divisive," (11/18/2022), Review

30 mins; December 08, 2022

Ripped to Shreds, "劇變 (Jubian)," (10/14/22), Review

18 mins; December 05, 2022

Psychonaut, "Violate Consensus Reality," (10/28/22), Review

14 mins; December 01, 2022

Lamb of God, "Omens," (10/7/22), Review

21 mins; November 28, 2022

Grab Bag: Female Metal

50 mins; November 26, 2022

Goatwhore, "Angels Hung from the Arches of Heaven," (10/7/2022), Review

16 mins; November 24, 2022

Discography Blast 030: Oomph!

60 hours 19 mins; November 24, 2022

Phobophilic, "Enveloping Absurdity," (9/16/2022), Review

14 mins; November 21, 2022

Gaerea, "Mirage," (9/23/2022), Review

14 mins; November 17, 2022

Clutch, "Sunrise on Slaughter Beach," (9/16/22), Review

23 mins; November 14, 2022

Behemoth, "Opvs Contra Natvram," (9/16/2022), Review

20 mins; November 10, 2022

Motorhead, "Inferno," (6/22/2004), Review

17 mins; November 07, 2022

Motorhead, "1916," (1/21/1991), Review

19 mins; November 03, 2022

Ozzy Osbourne, "Ordinary Man," (2/21/2020), Review

28 mins; October 31, 2022

Ozzy Osbourne, "Down to Earth," (10/16/2001), Review

29 mins; October 27, 2022

Grab bag 014: Scandinavian Metal

49 mins; October 22, 2022

Ozzy Osbourne, "No More Tears," (9/17/1991), Review

19 mins; October 20, 2022

Ozzy Osbourne, "Ozzmosis," (10/23/1995), Review

16 mins; October 20, 2022

Ozzy Osbourne, "No Rest for the Wicked," (9/28/1988), Review

13 mins; October 17, 2022

Ozzy Osbourne, "The Ultimate Sin," (2/10/1986), Review

15 mins; October 13, 2022

Ozzy Osbourne, "Bark at the Moon," (11/15/1983), Review

21 mins; October 10, 2022

Discography Blast 029: Type O Negative

51 mins; October 08, 2022

Ozzy Osbourne, "Diary of a Madman," (11/7/1981), Review

16 mins; October 06, 2022

500th Album Review Special: Manowar, "Kings of Metal," (11/18/1988), Review

27 mins; October 05, 2022

Ozzy Osbourne, "Blizzard of Ozz," (9/12/1980), Review

26 mins; October 03, 2022

Grab Bag 013: Old Skool Kool

57 mins; September 30, 2022

Motorhead, "Ace of Spades," (11/8/1980), Review

21 mins; September 29, 2022

Psycroptic, "Divine Council," (8/5/2022), Review

16 mins; September 26, 2022

Soilwork, "Övergivenheten," (8/19/2022)

17 mins; September 22, 2022

Machine Head, "ØF KINGDØM AND CRØWN," (8/26/2022), Review

22 mins; September 19, 2022

Discography Blast 028: Brendon Small

63 hours 7 mins; September 17, 2022

Soulfly, "Totem," (8/5/2022)

22 mins; September 15, 2022

Hath, "All That Was Promised," (3/4/2022), Review

18 mins; September 12, 2022

Ithaca, "They Fear Us," (07/29/2022), Review

14 mins; September 08, 2022

The Troops of Doom, "Antichrist Reborn," (4/15/2022)

18 mins; September 05, 2022

Zeal & Ardor, "Zeal & Ardor," (2/11/2022), Review

19 mins; September 02, 2022

Grab Bag 012: Thrash that isn't the Big Four

44 mins; August 31, 2022

Discography Blast 027: Candlemass

67 hours 11 mins; August 30, 2022

Quo Vadis, "Defiant Imagination," (11/4/2004), Review

18 mins; August 29, 2022

Wayfarer, "A Romance with Violence," (10,16,2020), Review

20 mins; August 25, 2022

Bloodywood, "Rakshak," (2/18/2022), Review

18 mins; August 22, 2022

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