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Thunderdome Metal Reviews: The Church of Heavy Metal

Tracey is a sentient prog metal algorithm composed of chicken blood and spreadsheets (@KloakaMetal), Ben is an oldhead with a penchant for nihilism, sludge, and bourbon (@BenDangerously), Dr. David Pizzo (@pizzohistorian) is a world-traveling scholar who bleeds thrash, and Dr. Gabriel Cooper (@lividlunch) when not reveling in a metalcore breakdown brings a plethora of death from the cavernous depths of his murder basement. Together they are just four metalheads giving their thoughts on bands and albums across the metallic spectrum.

High on Fire, "Electric Messiah" (2018)

26 mins; April 20, 2020

Korn, "The Nothing" (2019) Review

26 mins; April 16, 2020

Prong, "Cleansing" (1994) Review

27 mins; April 13, 2020

Machine Head, "Burn My Eyes" (1994) Review

27 mins; April 09, 2020

My Dying Bride, "The Ghost of Orion," (2020) Review

26 mins; April 06, 2020

Amorphis, "Queen of Time" (2018) Review

23 mins; April 02, 2020

Michael Romeo, "War of the Worlds, Pt. 1" (2018) Review

21 mins; March 30, 2020

Rage Against the Machine, "Rage Against the Machine" (1992) Review

28 mins; March 26, 2020

Dark Fortress, "Spectres from the Old World" (2020) Review

18 mins; March 23, 2020

BONUS EPISODE: Top Ten Albums of All Time

143 hours 43 mins; March 22, 2020

Anthrax, "Sound of White Noise" (1993) Review

20 mins; March 19, 2020

Dream Theater, "Awake" (1994) Review

29 mins; March 16, 2020

Bonus Concert Review: Black Label Society, Obituary, & Lord Dying at the Rave 03/12/2020

20 mins; March 16, 2020

Diamond Head, "Lightning to the Nations" (1980) Review

29 mins; March 12, 2020

Diabulus in Musica, "Euphoric Entropy" (2020) Review

29 mins; March 09, 2020

In Silent Agony, "Scandalous" (2020) Review

19 mins; March 05, 2020

Mastodon, "Emperor of Sand" (2017) Review

27 mins; March 02, 2020

Judas Priest, British Steel (1980) Review

28 mins; February 27, 2020

Anthrax, "Persistence of Time" (1990) Review

25 mins; February 24, 2020

Soulfly, "Archangel" (2015) Review

21 mins; February 20, 2020

Haunt, Mind Freeze (2020) Review

26 mins; February 17, 2020

Hellyeah, Blood for Blood (2014) Review

22 mins; February 13, 2020

Oceans, The Sun and the Cold (2020) Review

21 mins; February 10, 2020

Crowbar, Time Heals Nothing (1995)

24 mins; February 06, 2020

Mors Principium Est, Embers of a Dying World (2017)

37 mins; February 03, 2020

Anthrax, Among the Living (1987)

31 mins; January 30, 2020

Pantera, Far Beyond Driven (1994)

37 mins; January 27, 2020

Arch Enemy, Doomsday Machine (2005)

29 mins; January 22, 2020

Bonus Episode! Kloaka Metal's 2019 top 25 Album of the year list

48 mins; January 19, 2020

Junius, Eternal Rituals for the Accretion of Light (2017)

27 mins; January 16, 2020

Slayer, Reign in Blood (1986)

34 mins; January 08, 2020

Aeternus Prophet, Exclusion Of Non-Dominated Material (2016)

20 mins; January 02, 2020

Halford, Resurrection (2000)

22 mins; December 27, 2019

Christmas Special! We Wish You a Metal Xmas and a Headbanging New Year (2008)

31 mins; December 24, 2019

Huntsmen, American Scrap (2018)

32 mins; December 19, 2019

Megadeth, Peace Sells . . . But Who's Buying? (1986)

32 mins; December 12, 2019

Paradise Lost, Medusa (2017)

22 mins; December 06, 2019

Slugdge, Esoteric Malacology (2018)

25 mins; November 28, 2019

Traveler, Traveler (2019)

21 mins; November 25, 2019

Biohazard, Urban Discipline (1992)

27 mins; November 20, 2019

Armistice Day special, 1914 - Blind Leading the Blind (1918) & Sabaton - The Great War (1919) with Special guest Dr. David Pizzo

65 hours 7 mins; November 11, 2019

Oceans of Slumber, The Banished Heart (2018)

33 mins; November 05, 2019

Helloween, Keeper of the Seven Keys, Part I (1987) & Keeper of the Seven Keys, Part II (1988)

37 mins; October 31, 2019

Type O Negative, Bloody Kisses (1993)

37 mins; October 26, 2019

Danzig, Danzig II: Lucifuge (1990)

32 mins; October 17, 2019

Kloaka Metal goes to a concert, Soulfly 09/20/2019

15 mins; October 17, 2019

King Diamond, Abigail (1987)

36 mins; October 09, 2019

Black Label Society, Mafia (2005)

25 mins; October 06, 2019

Cellar Darling, The Spell (2019)

23 mins; September 26, 2019

Metallica, Master of Puppets (1986)

33 mins; September 19, 2019

Mushroomhead, XX (2001)

19 mins; September 12, 2019

Khemmis, Desolation (2018)

39 mins; September 08, 2019

Tool, 10,000 Days (2006)

39 mins; August 29, 2019

Wheel, Moving Backwards (2019)

27 mins; August 23, 2019

Nailbomb, Point Blank (1994)

24 mins; August 16, 2019

Black Sabbath, Black Sabbath (1970)

22 mins; August 16, 2019

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