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On a mission to spread the laughs (and groans). Daily Dad Jokes Podcast - Dad jokes that are guaranteed to make you laugh and your family and friends groan! Top dad jokes are curated and produced daily.Now with a "no canned laughter" version of each episode!Sourced from the Dad Jokes subreddit on Reddit! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode.

Why is this time of year Arnold Schwarzenegger’s favourite? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; April 03, 2026

Sure, Alexander Graham Bell was great, but I'm more impressed by the work of his brother, (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; April 02, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What’s the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; April 01, 2026

What’s the internal temperature of a Taun Taun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; April 01, 2026

National DIY Day! 23 dad jokes to repair! 01 April 2026

8 mins; April 01, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National DIY Day! 23 dad jokes to repair! 01 April 2026

6 mins; April 01, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What do farmers wear under their shirt when they're cold? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; April 01, 2026

What do farmers wear under their shirt when they're cold? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; April 01, 2026

why is it risky to use sarcasm, puns, or dad-jokes around kleptomaniacs? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 30, 2026

[No Laughter Version] why is it risky to use sarcasm, puns, or dad-jokes around kleptomaniacs? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 30, 2026

National Doctors' Day! 26 dad jokes cure what ails ya! 30 March 2026

9 mins; March 30, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Doctors' Day! 26 dad jokes cure what ails ya! 30 March 2026

7 mins; March 30, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Lions would never drive drunk. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 29, 2026

Lions would never drive drunk. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 29, 2026

World Piano Day! 23 low key dad jokes! 29 March 2026

8 mins; March 29, 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Piano Day! 23 low key dad jokes! 29 March 2026

7 mins; March 29, 2026

I just read in the news that 20 Pakistani tankers sped past Iran. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 28, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I just read in the news that 20 Pakistani tankers sped past Iran. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 28, 2026

MLB 2026 Opening Weekend! 39 pitcher perfect dad jokes! 28 March 2026

11 mins; March 28, 2026

[No Laughter Version] MLB 2026 Opening Weekend! 39 pitcher perfect dad jokes! 28 March 2026

8 mins; March 28, 2026

One thing is for certain after Tiger Woods latest car crash. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 27, 2026

[No Laughter Version] One thing is for certain after Tiger Woods latest car crash. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 27, 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Theatre Day! 36 dad jokes that are a play on words! 27 March 2026

8 mins; March 27, 2026

World Theatre Day! 36 dad jokes that are a play on words! 27 March 2026

10 mins; March 27, 2026

[No Laughter Version] why do Dwane Johnson's shoes have to be made so strong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 27, 2026

why do Dwane Johnson's shoes have to be made so strong? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 27, 2026

Star Trek Day! Live Long and Prosper with these 54 dad jokes! 26 March 2026

14 mins; March 26, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Star Trek Day! Live Long and Prosper with these 54 dad jokes! 26 March 2026

10 mins; March 26, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What award did the theoretical physicist receive for putting Pavlov’s dog into Schrödinger’s box? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 26, 2026

What award did the theoretical physicist receive for putting Pavlov’s dog into Schrödinger’s box? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 26, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Introverts Day! 33 dad jokes to enjoy... alone... 24 March 2026

7 mins; March 25, 2026

National Introverts Day! 33 dad jokes to enjoy... alone... 24 March 2026

10 mins; March 25, 2026

Paul Walker... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 25, 2026

What website does actor Christopher Judge use when he’s job hunting? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 24, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What website does actor Christopher Judge use when he’s job hunting? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 24, 2026

World Meteorology Day! 43 weathered dad jokes! 23 March 2026

12 mins; March 23, 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Meteorology Day! 43 weathered dad jokes! 23 March 2026

8 mins; March 23, 2026

Chuck Norris kicked the bucket. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 22, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris kicked the bucket. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 22, 2026

I recently bought lots of Beatles records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 22, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I recently bought lots of Beatles records. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 22, 2026

Chuck Norris didn't experience death. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 21, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris didn't experience death. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 21, 2026

National Poultry Day! 53 fowl dad jokes! 20 March 2026

14 mins; March 20, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Poultry Day! 53 fowl dad jokes! 20 March 2026

10 mins; March 20, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Don’t go chasing waterfowl. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 19, 2026

Don’t go chasing waterfowl. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 19, 2026

What Operating System do the Eurythmics prefer to use? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 18, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What Operating System do the Eurythmics prefer to use? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 18, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Global Recycling Day! 100% recycled dad jokes here! 18 March 2026

7 mins; March 18, 2026

Global Recycling Day! 100% recycled dad jokes here! 18 March 2026

10 mins; March 18, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Videos of groovy drum beats made by George W. Bush’s presidential opponent have been appearing in my social media feeds. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 17, 2026

Videos of groovy drum beats made by George W. Bush’s presidential opponent have been appearing in my social media feeds. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 17, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What waters have the biggest impact on the price of chick peas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 16, 2026

What waters have the biggest impact on the price of chick peas? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 16, 2026

Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 15, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Somebody threw a beer at Donald Trump today. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 15, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What does Judge Judy have for lunch every day? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 15, 2026

What does Judge Judy have for lunch every day? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 15, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Pi / Mathematics Day! 51 irrational dad jokes! 14 March 2026

9 mins; March 14, 2026

Pi / Mathematics Day! 51 irrational dad jokes! 14 March 2026

13 mins; March 14, 2026

[No Laughter Version] What’s it called when Tarzan misses his next vine and falls? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 13, 2026

What’s it called when Tarzan misses his next vine and falls? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 13, 2026

Uranus Day! 31 dad jokes about the big gassy giant! 13 March 2026

9 mins; March 13, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Uranus Day! 31 dad jokes about the big gassy giant! 13 March 2026

7 mins; March 13, 2026

How does the rock go to the bathroom? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 12, 2026

I recently heard about this procedure designed to improve mobility that involves bathing with bottled, sparkling water from France. I would've thought that they'd call it The Perrier Treatment but apparently I was mistaken. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 11, 2026

World Plumbing Day! Pipe through these 52 dad jokes! 11 March 2026

14 mins; March 11, 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Plumbing Day! Pipe through these 52 dad jokes! 11 March 2026

10 mins; March 11, 2026

[No Laughter Version] A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 10, 2026

A guy named Aladdin has been rubbing lamps for 10 years now, hoping at least one would work. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

8 mins; March 10, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Chuck Norris Day! Celebrate the legend's 86th birthday with these roundhouse jokes! 10 March 2026

8 mins; March 10, 2026

Chuck Norris Day! Celebrate the legend's 86th birthday with these roundhouse jokes! 10 March 2026

12 mins; March 10, 2026

[No Laughter Version] People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 09, 2026

People tell me not to put Short Skirt, Long Jacket on my Weird Al playlist. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 09, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Panic Day! Stay Calm and listen to these 38 dad jokes! 09 March 2026

9 mins; March 09, 2026

Panic Day! Stay Calm and listen to these 38 dad jokes! 09 March 2026

11 mins; March 09, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Poison Ivy. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 07, 2026

Poison Ivy. (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 07, 2026

National Cereal Day! 48 dad jokes for a great start to the morning! 07 March 2026

12 mins; March 07, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Cereal Day! 48 dad jokes for a great start to the morning! 07 March 2026

9 mins; March 07, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 06, 2026

Why did Robin Hood start a website? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 06, 2026

[No Laughter Version] I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 05, 2026

I heard the president is considering a new DHS Secretary. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 05, 2026

Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

8 mins; March 05, 2026

[No Laughter Version] National Dress Day! 22 dad attired jokes! 05 March 2026

6 mins; March 05, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Does anyone know if John Cena retired from the WWE? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 04, 2026

Does anyone know if John Cena retired from the WWE? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 04, 2026

World Obesity Day! 65 heavy dad jokes! 04 March 2026

16 mins; March 04, 2026

[No Laughter Version] World Obesity Day! 65 heavy dad jokes! 04 March 2026

11 mins; March 04, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Have you heard that song by Carly Simon about her boyfriend who had loads of burst blood vessels? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 03, 2026

Have you heard that song by Carly Simon about her boyfriend who had loads of burst blood vessels? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 03, 2026

[No Laughter Version] You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; March 02, 2026

You know why I spend so much time on the treadmill? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 02, 2026

Best of Breaking News Satire Shorts - February 2026

8 mins; March 02, 2026

[No Laughter Version] Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

5 mins; March 01, 2026

Why was James Bond's drink so emotional after the wedding toast, but still perfectly calm. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)

7 mins; March 01, 2026

[No Laughter Version] You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

6 mins; February 28, 2026

You mean to tell me you're a Senator who actually controls the dark side in Star Wars? (+ 19 more dad jokes!)

8 mins; February 28, 2026

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