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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening - Designated Spider Holes

156 hours 51 mins; March 30, 2026

The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening - PS3 Twink and PS3 Bear

159 hours 22 mins; March 23, 2026

Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 8 - Scoopin' 'Em Up Like Caviar

134 hours 8 mins; March 16, 2026

Mass Effect: Andromeda - How to Pronounce Yggdrasil

137 hours 58 mins; March 09, 2026

Mass Effect: Andromeda - Phil Spencer got JobMogged by Asha Sharma

126 hours 9 mins; March 02, 2026

Mass Effect: Andromeda - No One Wants the Splatter-Waggies

145 hours 0 mins; February 23, 2026

The Square Roots Podcast Episode 500 Bonanaza

142 hours 44 mins; February 16, 2026

Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 4 - Space Docking

141 hours 9 mins; February 09, 2026

Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 3 - The Princess Protocol

147 hours 28 mins; February 02, 2026

Mass Effect: Andromeda Part 2 - Fable Three King Time Second Half

160 hours 14 mins; January 26, 2026

Mass Effect: Andromeda - Michael Rappaport's Crap Report

151 hours 28 mins; January 19, 2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Hot Goth Peach

126 hours 48 mins; January 12, 2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - A Sticky, Yummy Accident

137 hours 55 mins; January 05, 2026

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door Part 4 - Boat/Unboat

116 hours 49 mins; December 22, 2025

The Square Roots Game of the Year Extravaganza

67 hours 48 mins; December 15, 2025

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - RAWK HAWK!

101 hours 18 mins; December 08, 2025

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Something For Everyone to Get Upset About

135 hours 38 mins; December 01, 2025

Would You Eat This Bird Twenty Twenty Five

100 hours 29 mins; November 24, 2025

Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door - Sniff Her Feet

130 hours 35 mins; November 17, 2025

South of Midnight Part 3: ROUX WAS AHMED BEST?!

83 hours 17 mins; November 10, 2025

South of Midnight Part 2: Edgytainment 6-7

122 hours 0 mins; November 03, 2025

South of Midnight: The Goose Is Hot

152 hours 36 mins; October 27, 2025

Final Fantasy V Part 5: Gilgamesh is the best - Episode 485

120 hours 39 mins; October 20, 2025

Final Fantasy V Part 4: Vanessa Says Something Inappropriate

89 hours 52 mins; October 13, 2025

It's The Square News Newsbreak!

51 mins; October 06, 2025

Final Fantasy V: "I've Got the Boom Boom, Pow: Boom Boom in Mario and Representations of Anti-Capitalist Sentiment"

120 hours 1 min; September 29, 2025

Final Fantasy V: MID

119 hours 41 mins; September 22, 2025

Final Fantasy V: It's Not Gooning If You Don't Make The Face

138 hours 23 mins; September 15, 2025

Heavy Rain - Even His Heavy Breathing Is French

162 hours 3 mins; September 08, 2025

Heavy Rain - Left Trigger Inner Monologue About Ball Crushing

150 hours 54 mins; September 01, 2025

Heavy Rain - The Coward's Store

126 hours 6 mins; August 25, 2025

Heavy Rain - Origammy

187 hours 37 mins; August 18, 2025

Beyond Good & Evil: - Vanessa Learns How To Snap

140 hours 44 mins; August 11, 2025

Beyond Good & Evil: Part 2 - Colin Firth is the Dessert

137 hours 17 mins; August 04, 2025

Square Roots: The Superman Tangent

106 hours 58 mins; July 28, 2025

Beyond Good & Evil: Part 1 - Donkula

161 hours 55 mins; July 21, 2025

Enchanted Arms: The Kind of Walk You Play A Tuba For!

169 hours 52 mins; July 14, 2025

Enchanted Arms Part 6: Dairy Queen is a Sore Subject

144 hours 40 mins; July 07, 2025

Enchanted Arms Part 5: Gum Cutters

127 hours 51 mins; June 30, 2025

Enchanted Arms: Sweats, Dunce, Pomp and Lil Guy

142 hours 54 mins; June 23, 2025

2025: Most Anticipated Games!

88 hours 41 mins; June 16, 2025

Enchanted Arms: Cowboys & Plow Boys

143 hours 18 mins; June 09, 2025

Enhanted Arms: The Guy Who Is Always Stuck At Just Friends

143 hours 20 mins; June 02, 2025

Enhanted Arms: Bang-Maid

166 hours 41 mins; May 26, 2025

Grim Fandango: Johnny Troublehands

142 hours 4 mins; May 19, 2025

Grim Fandango: A Mnemonic Tube

156 hours 19 mins; May 12, 2025

Grandia II: The Birthplace of the Gods Was A Research Facility

138 hours 47 mins; May 05, 2025

Grandia II: Mareg's Bara Tiddies!

143 hours 20 mins; April 28, 2025

Grandia II: Droppin' Hot Yomis

146 hours 41 mins; April 21, 2025

Grandia II Part 3: Bursting Through the Doors of the St Heim Inn

156 hours 8 mins; April 14, 2025

Grandia II Part 2: The Gen-X Cheech and Chong

156 hours 18 mins; April 07, 2025

Grandia II: Max Load

149 hours 45 mins; March 31, 2025

Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 5: Stevie Nicks, You're Going To Jail

141 hours 47 mins; March 24, 2025

Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 4: Bon Vi Von

156 hours 14 mins; March 17, 2025

Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood Part 3: The Return of Boys Night

105 hours 3 mins; March 10, 2025

Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood A Chat About Eggs, Man

133 hours 6 mins; March 03, 2025

Sonic Chronicles: The Dark Brotherhood: Charmy the Bee is Still an Ongoing Concern.

161 hours 44 mins; February 24, 2025

Thief: The Dark Project - The Ratman Mystery

119 hours 52 mins; February 17, 2025

Thief: The Dark Project - A Very Whispery Mission

93 hours 24 mins; February 10, 2025

Thief: The Dark Project Part 3 - This City Ain't Lost Any More, Is It

96 hours 2 mins; February 03, 2025

Thief: The Dark Project - A Little Moss Volcano

105 hours 0 mins; January 27, 2025

Thief: The Dark Project - Jim's Hole Sale Prices

133 hours 43 mins; January 20, 2025

Sea of Stars: James Acaster Plays Leisure Suit Larry

142 hours 11 mins; January 13, 2025

Sea of Stars: Are You Gonna Be My Garl?

143 hours 9 mins; January 06, 2025

Sea of Stars - Part 4: A Sith Puzzle For Babies

127 hours 46 mins; December 30, 2024

Square Roots Christmas Gift Guide 2024

71 hours 45 mins; December 23, 2024

Sea of Stars: Bisects!

154 hours 49 mins; December 16, 2024

Sea of Stars - Part 2: A Neck Romancer

178 hours 56 mins; December 09, 2024

Sea of Stars: But Have You Seen A Whole Boob?

139 hours 49 mins; December 02, 2024

Would You Eat This Bird? The 2024 Edition

97 hours 48 mins; November 25, 2024

Dishonored Part 6: BAMF!

120 hours 24 mins; November 18, 2024

Dishonored Part 5: Big Labia Energy

151 hours 36 mins; November 11, 2024

Dishonored Part 4: Is Harry Anderson An 80s Era Brian David Gilbert?

138 hours 55 mins; November 04, 2024

Dishonored: Are You Going To Believe The Outsider, Or Are You Going To Believe Adam Christopher?

158 hours 4 mins; October 28, 2024

Dishonored Part 2: There Are No Skirts Or Dresses In This Universe

150 hours 40 mins; October 21, 2024

Dishonored: Booby Trap

176 hours 20 mins; October 14, 2024

Tactics Ogre Part 7 - Slam In The Back of My Dorgalua

149 hours 13 mins; October 07, 2024

Square Roots vs. Themselves!

86 hours 14 mins; September 30, 2024

Tactics Ogre: Reborn - You Put The Party Dude In The Does Machines Slot!

102 hours 8 mins; September 23, 2024

Tactics Ogre: Reborn - Not Abuna Prancett!

103 hours 8 mins; September 16, 2024

Tactics Ogre: Reborn - The Grievance Corner

106 hours 24 mins; September 09, 2024

Tactics Ogre: Reborn - I'm Big Slubba

118 hours 53 mins; September 02, 2024

Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 2 - That's The Ronwey

91 hours 59 mins; August 26, 2024

Tactics Ogre: Reborn Part 1 - The Ryan Stiles Tour of Vancouver

125 hours 10 mins; August 19, 2024

Quantum Break - The DreamCast

138 hours 49 mins; August 12, 2024

Quantum Break Part 3 - All The Ponies Are Made of Butter

117 hours 7 mins; August 05, 2024

Quantum Break Part 2 - NO LANGOLIERS TALK

134 hours 59 mins; July 29, 2024

Quantum Break - Gandalf has a HUGE ASS

137 hours 41 mins; July 22, 2024

Fallout 3 Part 5 - Biwwy's Waser Wifle

132 hours 59 mins; July 15, 2024

Fallout 3 Part 4 - Vanessa's Acers

140 hours 46 mins; July 08, 2024

Fallout 3 Part 3 - Gothroughmaze

142 hours 22 mins; July 01, 2024

Fallout 3 - It's Fan Art

140 hours 58 mins; June 24, 2024

Fallout 3 Part 1 - A Vanessa Curated Fallout 3 Experience

138 hours 35 mins; June 17, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 12 - You'll Sit In Your Room And Read Dealing With Dragons Until You're A Feminist

158 hours 1 min; June 10, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 11 - Vanessa Has a Number She's Looking to Hit

156 hours 10 mins; June 03, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 10 - The Michael Emmerson VR Experience

152 hours 25 mins; May 27, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 9 - Li'l Grape Nuts

148 hours 8 mins; May 20, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 8 - Oh No Sweetie, You're Very Stupid

107 hours 49 mins; May 13, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 7 - TOP! THAT! TWINK!

123 hours 28 mins; May 06, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth - He Had A Megaphone, Like He's Mister Brightside

158 hours 58 mins; April 29, 2024

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