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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.

Persona 4 - [REDACTED]'s 20 Page Post About Ghostbusters 2016

120 hours 54 mins; August 03, 2020

Persona 4 - GIMME YOUR HEARTS!

120 hours 25 mins; July 27, 2020

Persona 4 - The Spanking Episode

109 hours 33 mins; July 20, 2020

Persona 4 - Ask Me About My Hot Buttered Noodles

107 hours 44 mins; July 13, 2020

Persona 4 - Scam Some Chicks

145 hours 16 mins; July 06, 2020

Persona 4 - The Boy With The Hat: Hat Boy

115 hours 11 mins; June 29, 2020

Persona 4 - A Roomba With Googly Eyes

147 hours 46 mins; June 22, 2020

Final Fantasy X-2 - Babe!

135 hours 54 mins; June 15, 2020

Final Fantasy X-2 - Remember How We Made All Those Monkeys [REDACTED]

90 hours 15 mins; June 08, 2020

Final Fantasy X-2 - Pretending To Be Character Actor Raphael Sbarge

112 hours 52 mins; June 01, 2020

Final Fantasy X-2 - Spider-Man & Skeletor

105 hours 19 mins; May 25, 2020

Final Fantasy X-2 - Venga Boys Gun

117 hours 3 mins; May 18, 2020

Final Fantasy X-2 - Adam & Stevenflow

130 hours 22 mins; May 11, 2020

Final Fantasy X-2 - I Was Here For Lulu

115 hours 48 mins; May 04, 2020

Final Fantasy VII Part 10 - Prequel Confirmed

122 hours 31 mins; April 27, 2020

Final Fantasy VII - We're the Drain Snakes

115 hours 18 mins; April 20, 2020

Final Fantasy VII - A Very Mac and Me Moment

133 hours 42 mins; April 13, 2020

Final Fantasy VII - Filling Aeris's Dress With Rocks

118 hours 20 mins; April 06, 2020

Final Fantasy 7 Mailbag!

65 hours 50 mins; March 31, 2020

Final Fantasy VII - The Bone Zone

147 hours 46 mins; March 30, 2020

Final Fantasy VII Part 5 - Did Sephiroth Do This?

140 hours 40 mins; March 23, 2020

Scare Roots - Dead Space

57 mins; March 18, 2020

Final Fantasy VII - No Down Side

114 hours 45 mins; March 16, 2020

Final Fantasy VII - That's Mrs. Eyeball Nipple

98 hours 54 mins; March 09, 2020

Final Fantasy VII - Don't Actually Do It, It's Fine

101 hours 0 mins; March 02, 2020

Final Fantasy VII - All Around Me Are Familiar Faces

128 hours 27 mins; February 24, 2020

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - Yaddle👏Lived👏In👏A👏Pit👏

163 hours 11 mins; February 17, 2020

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - You Should Experience This 7-11 Alone

102 hours 55 mins; February 10, 2020

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - Election Year

122 hours 18 mins; February 03, 2020

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - Reverse Childbirth

102 hours 13 mins; January 27, 2020

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - Bao-Dur's Gait

128 hours 29 mins; January 20, 2020

Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic II - With Apologies to Dominic Monaghan

137 hours 22 mins; January 13, 2020

Yakuza - What's the Omi Alliance Again?

99 hours 55 mins; January 06, 2020

Best of the Decade Listener Lists

59 mins; December 30, 2019

Yakuza - Here's the Church

95 hours 44 mins; December 23, 2019

Yakuza - I Saw Mommy Cucking Santa Claus

106 hours 55 mins; December 16, 2019

Yakuza - It's Like Pokémon If You're A Pervert

101 hours 27 mins; December 09, 2019

Yakuza - White Queso Velveeta Clan

108 hours 48 mins; December 02, 2019

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines - You Get One Chance, Baby

116 hours 6 mins; November 25, 2019

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines - Flesh Goblin Buttholes

103 hours 1 min; November 18, 2019

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines - It's Pronounced Zoobilee Zoo

113 hours 45 mins; November 11, 2019

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines - This Podcast Is A Creepypasta Now

100 hours 27 mins; November 04, 2019

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines - Sexy Ventriloquist Dummy

133 hours 18 mins; October 28, 2019

Suikoden - Tinkles & Windy

94 hours 25 mins; October 21, 2019

Suikoden - An Inappropriately Named He-Man Villain

101 hours 25 mins; October 13, 2019

Suikoden - Deadly Grandma

78 hours 45 mins; October 07, 2019

Suikoden - A Family Attack

109 hours 20 mins; September 30, 2019

Suikoden - NINJA SMOKE BOMB

87 hours 16 mins; September 23, 2019

Scare Roots - What Remains of Edith Finch!

59 mins; September 20, 2019

Suikoden - Ted is the Urkel of Suikoden

99 hours 26 mins; September 16, 2019

Breath of Fire III - TWIST!

101 hours 9 mins; September 09, 2019

Breath of Fire III - Translation Error Celestial Navigation

97 hours 32 mins; September 02, 2019

Breath of Fire III - Incel Sheev

105 hours 24 mins; August 26, 2019

Breath of Fire III - Tickle Your Health Away

115 hours 8 mins; August 19, 2019

Breath of Fire III - Matthew Needs Faeries

98 hours 36 mins; August 12, 2019

Scare Roots Featuring Kill By Kill - Child's Play

82 hours 41 mins; August 06, 2019

Breath of Fire III Part 3 - Either A Some Kind Of Wonderful Or Can't Buy Me Love Scenario

144 hours 39 mins; August 05, 2019

Breath of Fire III - Uniporn

104 hours 40 mins; July 29, 2019

Breath of Fire III - Matted with Chrysm

98 hours 40 mins; July 22, 2019

Fallout - You Belong at the Olive Garden

91 hours 36 mins; July 15, 2019

Fallout - Oh, Brother!

100 hours 3 mins; July 05, 2019

Fallout - CDEDBD Dumpers

100 hours 28 mins; July 01, 2019

Scare Roots - Silent Hill 2

81 hours 20 mins; June 27, 2019

Fallout - Joshton's Big Guns

121 hours 14 mins; June 24, 2019

Fallout - Hashtag Deep Thoughts

81 hours 46 mins; June 17, 2019

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Tenderoni Tosse

96 hours 40 mins; June 10, 2019

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Jim's Hot Internals

93 hours 0 mins; June 03, 2019

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Volvagia & Labiagia

124 hours 4 mins; May 27, 2019

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Stepping On Your Bits

116 hours 9 mins; May 20, 2019

AVENGERS: ENDGAME SPOILERZONE! (also Crazy-Ex Girlfriend)

44 mins; May 13, 2019

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time - Hey! Listen!

92 hours 42 mins; May 13, 2019

EarthBound Part 7 - Spankedy Spankedy Spankedy

92 hours 42 mins; May 06, 2019

EarthBound - This Week's Episode Was Brought To You By Chuck Palahniuk

92 hours 29 mins; April 29, 2019

EarthBound - Dungeon Man's Goodbye Tunnel

96 hours 21 mins; April 22, 2019

EarthBound - Coffee, Andonuts?

110 hours 34 mins; April 15, 2019

EarthBound - Those Plants That Drain Your PP

92 hours 52 mins; April 08, 2019

EarthBound - Brother-Husbands

94 hours 39 mins; April 01, 2019

EarthBound - Call Your Dad

100 hours 1 min; March 25, 2019

Dragon Age: Origins - Hardening Alistair

107 hours 21 mins; March 18, 2019

Dragon Age: Origins - Vanessa, Queen of Ferelden

93 hours 43 mins; March 11, 2019

Dragon Age: Origins - Gatekeeping Lunatic!

115 hours 34 mins; March 04, 2019

Dragon Age: Origins - Ladies Love Cool Dark Spawn

105 hours 24 mins; February 25, 2019

Dragon Age: Origins - Richard Ay-Yi-Yi

109 hours 23 mins; February 18, 2019

Dragon Age: Origins - A Reverse Silence of the Lambs

103 hours 35 mins; February 11, 2019

Dragon Age: Origins - Brother Genitally

110 hours 19 mins; February 04, 2019

Dragon Age: Origins - Submit to the Taint!

139 hours 4 mins; January 28, 2019

Dragon Age: Origins - BATTLE-MOM

102 hours 19 mins; January 21, 2019

Dragon Quest V - Annalum Retentium

88 hours 54 mins; January 14, 2019

Dragon Quest V - Prince Albert's Piercing Gaze

102 hours 40 mins; January 07, 2019

Dragon Quest V - Sisters Are Making References For Themselves

110 hours 44 mins; December 30, 2018

Dragon Quest V - Aggressive-Aggressive Wedding Proposals

105 hours 9 mins; December 24, 2018

Dragon Quest V - Fat Clowns With Jump Ropes

107 hours 42 mins; December 16, 2018

Dragon Quest V - The Soft and Creamy Home of the Faeries

117 hours 8 mins; December 09, 2018

Rogue Galaxy - #1. What #2. Is #3. Happening Here

123 hours 19 mins; December 02, 2018

Rogue Galaxy - Soy Boy Dolphin Boy

90 hours 59 mins; November 25, 2018

Rogue Galaxy - The Butlerian Jihad Pity Laugh

105 hours 23 mins; November 18, 2018

Rogue Galaxy - Sword Daddy

89 hours 46 mins; November 12, 2018

Rogue Galaxy - Meanwhile... BOY CHAT

124 hours 32 mins; November 04, 2018

Square Roots - Instant Classic: Until Dawn

91 hours 57 mins; October 31, 2018

Rogue Galaxy - Jupis Tooki McGanel

80 hours 12 mins; October 28, 2018

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