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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.

Xenogears Part 7 - C-chu-lu Mythos

84 hours 55 mins; May 30, 2022

Xenogears Part 6 - Ouchie Wow Wow

151 hours 42 mins; May 23, 2022

Xenogears - A Friends IKEA

122 hours 29 mins; May 16, 2022

Xenogears - Fei Wakes Up In Prison

124 hours 46 mins; May 09, 2022

Xenogears Part 3 - Eye Carumba

144 hours 35 mins; May 02, 2022

Xenogears Part 2 - Coming Original

121 hours 36 mins; April 25, 2022

Xenogears Part 1 - The Climate War of 2023

133 hours 48 mins; April 18, 2022

Final Fantasy Tactics Part 6 - Chocobo Funeral Drive-By

139 hours 18 mins; April 11, 2022

Final Fantasy Tactics Part 5 - I Am the Chosen One, He's Just My Brother

119 hours 36 mins; April 04, 2022

Final Fantasy Tactics Part 4 - Ein Fluffeldonks

103 hours 51 mins; March 27, 2022

Final Fantasy Tactics Part 3 - Belias Dick Energy

100 hours 37 mins; March 21, 2022

Final Fantasy Tactics Part 2 - She's the Andraste of These Twelve Dudes

102 hours 20 mins; March 14, 2022

Hot Gaming News Special Episode

56 mins; March 07, 2022

Final Fantasy Tactics - Nobody Nose

121 hours 55 mins; February 28, 2022

Dragon Age II Part 7 - Low Effort Post

141 hours 28 mins; February 21, 2022

Dragon Age II Part 6 - Square Roots Doghouse

137 hours 46 mins; February 14, 2022

Dragon Age II Part 5 - National Lampoon's Kirkwall Vacation

121 hours 47 mins; February 07, 2022

Dragon Age II - Vanessa's Stifleverse

140 hours 2 mins; January 31, 2022

Dragon Age II - An Apology to Sweden

99 hours 33 mins; January 24, 2022

Talkin' Age with Mark Darrah

50 mins; January 20, 2022

Dragon Age II - I'm A Deadus, I'm a Deadus

134 hours 31 mins; January 17, 2022

Dragon Age II - AKA Ted Donker

117 hours 26 mins; January 10, 2022

Square Roots New Year 2022 Extravaganza!

49 mins; January 03, 2022

Metal Gear Solid - GFH: Glasses Floppy Hair

95 hours 33 mins; December 29, 2021

Metal Gear Solid - Those Legs Are Connected To A Butt

123 hours 40 mins; December 20, 2021

Tales of Vesperia Part 8 - Noted Floppy Haired Boy Brian Doyle Murray

127 hours 14 mins; December 13, 2021

Tales of Vesperia - Wonton Violence

117 hours 36 mins; December 06, 2021

Tales of Vesperia - Teen Wolfhard

125 hours 13 mins; November 29, 2021

Tales of Vesperia - S-Step Yuri?

155 hours 31 mins; November 22, 2021

Tales of Vesperia Part 4 - Hee Hee Hoo Haw Is German

80 hours 1 min; November 15, 2021

Tales of Vesperia Part - Cut That

104 hours 47 mins; November 08, 2021

Tales of Vesperia - Yakety Sucks

131 hours 36 mins; November 01, 2021

Tales of Vesperia - The Jerpig Pen

99 hours 54 mins; October 25, 2021

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - She Sells See Shors

123 hours 34 mins; October 18, 2021

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - In the Back of Jim's Dragula!

111 hours 57 mins; October 11, 2021

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Ray Romano's In the Mouth of Madness

124 hours 39 mins; October 04, 2021

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Alfland in Dwemer is Pronounced Melmac

110 hours 17 mins; September 27, 2021

Square Roots September 2021 Patreon Vote!

6 mins; September 20, 2021

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - And His Name Was Mister Slaps

147 hours 1 min; September 20, 2021

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim - Eleven Herbs and Spices That May Awaken Your Craving For Human Flesh Transforming You Into A Wendigo

111 hours 25 mins; September 13, 2021

Legend of Mana - Teleport is a Kind of Go

133 hours 52 mins; September 06, 2021

Legend of Mana - Butter Lisa

137 hours 54 mins; August 30, 2021

Legend of Mana Part 4 - BOYS NIGHT

122 hours 15 mins; August 23, 2021

Legend of Mana - Family Comma Sexual

115 hours 6 mins; August 16, 2021

Legend of Mana - They Love Lamp

116 hours 55 mins; August 09, 2021

Legend of Mana - Is a Plant a Robot?

154 hours 52 mins; August 02, 2021

Lost Odyssey - Luminous Magic Bees

153 hours 50 mins; July 26, 2021

Lost Odyssey - Is Horny An Emotion?

85 hours 59 mins; July 19, 2021

Do Not Let Your Easily Startled Dog Listen to the Podcast

114 hours 21 mins; July 12, 2021

Lost Odyssey - Fake-King It

119 hours 37 mins; July 05, 2021

Lost Odyssey - It's King Sparklepony Now

98 hours 46 mins; June 28, 2021

Lost Odyssey - Content Warning: Jansen

125 hours 58 mins; June 21, 2021

Lost Odyssey - Extreme Sounding

128 hours 36 mins; June 14, 2021

Lost Odyssey Part 1 - The Magic Hyphen Industrial Revolution

160 hours 3 mins; June 07, 2021

Kingdom Hearts 2 - Better Than The Marvel Movies

142 hours 54 mins; May 31, 2021

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 7 - Weird Owl Hootavic

121 hours 2 mins; May 24, 2021

A Conversation with Phantasmagoria 2's Paul Morgan Stetler!

40 mins; May 21, 2021

Kingdom Hearts 2 - Le Donque-Donque

90 hours 22 mins; May 17, 2021

Kingdom Hearts 2 - Yee-Yee Ass Keyblade

148 hours 9 mins; May 10, 2021

Kingdom Hearts 2 - Santa Loves Me

103 hours 31 mins; May 03, 2021

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 3 - Absolute Sibilant

137 hours 4 mins; April 26, 2021

Kingdom Hearts 2 Part 2 - That's How He Gets Strong

109 hours 16 mins; April 19, 2021

Kingdom Hearts 2 - This Is Just A Business Card That Says Finger Stuff

144 hours 24 mins; April 11, 2021

Final Fantasy VIII - The Mommy Milky Way

109 hours 57 mins; April 05, 2021

Square Roots Vs Billy Ray

62 hours 57 mins; April 04, 2021

Final Fantasy VIII - I'm Really Mee-Maw

120 hours 52 mins; March 29, 2021

Final Fantasy VIII Part 6 - You Can Show Yourselves Out

116 hours 10 mins; March 22, 2021

Final Fantasy VIII - It's Climbing Oil

116 hours 9 mins; March 15, 2021

Final Fantasy VIII Part 4 - Mrs. Cidfire

99 hours 7 mins; March 08, 2021

Final Fantasy VIII Part 3 - Featuring Leelee Sobieski as Quistis

128 hours 7 mins; March 01, 2021

Final Fantasy VIII - The Hot Dog Room

140 hours 34 mins; February 22, 2021

Final Fantasy VIII - Seifer Is The Biff Tannen

132 hours 43 mins; February 15, 2021

Mass Effect 2 - Doctor Chocolates

125 hours 26 mins; February 08, 2021

Mass Effect 2 - The MsvDLT

133 hours 23 mins; February 01, 2021

Mass Effect 2 - Leave My Balls Out Of It

125 hours 36 mins; January 25, 2021

Mass Effect 2 - Avocado Nom

137 hours 36 mins; January 18, 2021

Mass Effect 2 - What If Kaiden and Carth Kissed?

119 hours 17 mins; January 11, 2021

Mass Effect 2 - Hot Jabba

173 hours 9 mins; January 04, 2021

Vagrant Story Part 4 - It's A Whole Thing

91 hours 50 mins; December 27, 2020

Vagrant Story - Classic Square Roots Character Leppity Moore

137 hours 56 mins; December 21, 2020

Vagrant Story - Locker Worthy

107 hours 55 mins; December 14, 2020

Vagrant Story - Are We Ready To Talk About That Dumper?

137 hours 52 mins; December 07, 2020

Fable II - Robots Don't Smell

102 hours 28 mins; November 30, 2020

Fable II Part 3 - A Dog Named Jupus (Or Poshul)

82 hours 23 mins; November 23, 2020

Fable II - The Crooshible

93 hours 24 mins; November 16, 2020

Fable II - Dog Box, You'll Call It

130 hours 51 mins; November 09, 2020

Chrono Cross - owo, wouwdst thou wike the taste of buttow?

121 hours 0 mins; November 02, 2020

Chrono Cross - The Full Buns

88 hours 27 mins; October 26, 2020

Chrono Cross - Time Echoes Are NOT Ghosts

116 hours 12 mins; October 19, 2020

Chrono Cross - Tummy Two-Tome

118 hours 15 mins; October 12, 2020

Chrono Cross - Ouch Water

123 hours 9 mins; October 05, 2020

Chrono Cross - THERE'S NO GIRLFRIENDS IN SPACE

131 hours 56 mins; September 28, 2020

Chrono Cross - Poshul Is A Human Man In A Suit Pretending To Be A Dog

95 hours 52 mins; September 21, 2020

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - What You Gotta Do When You Got That Wet Ass Puzzle

133 hours 43 mins; September 14, 2020

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - Do You Know What Bungeon is Short For?

97 hours 50 mins; September 07, 2020

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - Sam Elliott Explains Tickle Consent

97 hours 12 mins; August 31, 2020

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - #HOLESOME

102 hours 35 mins; August 24, 2020

Mario + Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story - Moratorium On Any S-Words

94 hours 46 mins; August 17, 2020

OOPS! All Listeners!

28 mins; August 13, 2020

Persona 4 Part 8 - Square Roots Voreses Bowser

131 hours 45 mins; August 10, 2020

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