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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth - New Character Just Dropped

121 hours 57 mins; April 22, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth - Put Barret In A Speedo, You Cowards

164 hours 41 mins; April 15, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth - Put Barret In A Speedo, You Cowards

165 hours 59 mins; April 15, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth - Matt's Funds Drive

153 hours 4 mins; April 08, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth - A Massive Tifa Moment

156 hours 7 mins; April 01, 2024

Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth Part 1 - Matt Wants This Episode To Be Called Sluttiroth

115 hours 8 mins; March 25, 2024

Bayonetta - A Pair of Dorks

118 hours 22 mins; March 18, 2024

Bayonetta Part 2 - We're Too Punk Rock For Ads

97 hours 32 mins; March 11, 2024

Bayonetta Part 1 - Lethal Weapon Joe Pesci

135 hours 30 mins; March 04, 2024

Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 7 - Hot Butt Office

158 hours 2 mins; February 26, 2024

Dragon Age: Inquisition - Canadian Psycho

156 hours 37 mins; February 19, 2024

The Square Roots 400th Episode Spectacular!

59 mins; February 12, 2024

Dragon Age: Inquisition - Get This Lady Away From My Grey-Ace Crossbowsexual

154 hours 35 mins; February 05, 2024

Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 4 - Taking Two Barbie Dolls And Smushing Their Faces Together

166 hours 3 mins; January 29, 2024

Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 3 - #YouGotGazooed

163 hours 7 mins; January 22, 2024

Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 2 - You're Missing Out On Voice Number 2

99 hours 5 mins; January 15, 2024

Dragon Age: Inquisition Part 1 - Fresh from the Phylactory

139 hours 41 mins; January 08, 2024

Final Fantasy I - Cozy Goodtimes

108 hours 5 mins; January 01, 2024

Square Rooots Versus (An?) 8-Bit Christmas

63 hours 2 mins; December 25, 2023

Final Fantasy I Part 1 - I Would Never Use THAC0 In Public

110 hours 13 mins; December 18, 2023

Final Fantasy IV Part 5 - The Moon is For Boys

145 hours 26 mins; December 11, 2023

Final Fantasy IV Part 4 - Everyone Loves a Penultimate Episode

82 hours 49 mins; December 04, 2023

Final Fantasy IV - Let Baigans Be Baigans

137 hours 8 mins; November 27, 2023

Would You Eat This Bird 2023

52 mins; November 20, 2023

Final Fantasy IV - The Pasta Elemental

109 hours 39 mins; November 13, 2023

Final Fantasy IV Part 1 - All Nut November

95 hours 30 mins; November 06, 2023

Fallout: New Vegas - He Died Doing What He Loved

145 hours 33 mins; October 30, 2023

Fallout: New Vegas Part 8 - Wing House Versus Wings Etcetera

152 hours 42 mins; October 23, 2023

Fallout: New Vegas - Turtle! Turtle! Turtle!

161 hours 5 mins; October 16, 2023

Fallout: New Vegas - Fat Bear Weak

164 hours 40 mins; October 09, 2023

Fallout: New Vegas - Liza with a P

127 hours 5 mins; October 02, 2023

Fallout: New Vegas - Google, Where is Ouch Ditch?

149 hours 29 mins; September 25, 2023

Fallout: New Vegas - A Lady Never Fists and Tells

136 hours 45 mins; September 18, 2023

Fallout: New Vegas Part 2 - Five Ways To Be Brought Into A Sci-Fi Story

147 hours 6 mins; September 11, 2023

Fallout: New Vegas Part 1 - Difficult Pete

142 hours 13 mins; September 04, 2023

Lunar: Silver Star - Talk For Your Vanessa For Help With TMWS

115 hours 9 mins; August 28, 2023

Lunar: Silver Star - Downtown Brown

133 hours 11 mins; August 21, 2023

Lunar: Silver Star Part 5 - Peenomorph

129 hours 48 mins; August 14, 2023

Lunar: Silver Star Part 4 - I Would Simply Say No Thank You

106 hours 44 mins; August 07, 2023

This is Squoopardy!

48 mins; July 31, 2023

Lunar: Silver Star Part 3 - Justin Fied

159 hours 54 mins; July 24, 2023

Lunar: Silver Star Part 2 - Frot With Peril

125 hours 22 mins; July 17, 2023

Lunar: Silver Star - If You Open Them There's Bees

166 hours 57 mins; July 10, 2023

Final Fantasy 7 Remake - Ramsay Is Out, We're Into Mermaids Now

160 hours 2 mins; July 03, 2023

Final Fantasy 7 Remake - I've Looked At Cloud From Both Sides Now

134 hours 15 mins; June 26, 2023

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 5 - No One Cares About The Emperor's New Groove

136 hours 12 mins; June 19, 2023

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 4 - The Flamingo Dress

159 hours 34 mins; June 12, 2023

Final Fantasy 7 Remake - The Second Tallest Moogle I've Ever Seen

134 hours 41 mins; June 05, 2023

Final Fantasy 7 Remake - A Love Square

169 hours 30 mins; May 29, 2023

Final Fantasy 7 Remake Part 1 - Super Overpowered Lads Doing Interesting Errands Repeatedly

147 hours 44 mins; May 22, 2023

Baldur's Gate Part 8 - A Lethite

122 hours 46 mins; May 15, 2023

Baldur's Gate - Git Gud (At Reading Comprehension)

135 hours 4 mins; May 08, 2023

Baldur's Gate - Barbecue Soup

132 hours 14 mins; May 01, 2023

Baldur's Gate Part 5 - Curse of Many Orgasms

109 hours 56 mins; April 24, 2023

Baldur's Gate - D&D: Hat

114 hours 50 mins; April 17, 2023

Baldur's Gate - You Can't Trust These Murder Fathers

114 hours 30 mins; April 10, 2023

Baldur's Gate Part 2 - Yakuzsazsa Gabor

135 hours 43 mins; April 03, 2023

Baldur's Gate - Hashtag Chaotic Good Lifestyle

168 hours 42 mins; March 27, 2023

Mass Effect 3 - The Reapers Are Basically A Roomba

173 hours 43 mins; March 20, 2023

Mass Effect 3 Part 7 - A Romantic Canadian Evening

149 hours 22 mins; March 13, 2023

Mass Effect 3 Part 6 - A Genetically Perfect Butt

146 hours 13 mins; March 06, 2023

Mass Effect 3 - Pokemon Snap: Your Leaders May Lie, But Your Camera Won't

142 hours 14 mins; February 27, 2023

Mass Effect 3 - Wet From Everything

153 hours 58 mins; February 20, 2023

Mass Effect 3 Part 3 - Karlos the Thresher Maw

142 hours 56 mins; February 13, 2023

Mass Effect 3 - PRUNES

163 hours 27 mins; February 06, 2023

Mass Effect 3 - Press Y to Yeet

162 hours 29 mins; January 30, 2023

Xenoblade Chronicles - Electronic Gil

179 hours 14 mins; January 23, 2023

Xenoblade Chronicles Part 7 - The Welcome Matts Welcome Mat

129 hours 1 min; January 16, 2023

Xenoblade Chronicles Part 6 - Full Page Failure

123 hours 38 mins; January 09, 2023

Square Roots New Year's Day 2023 Special!

23 mins; January 02, 2023

Xenoblade Chronicles - A Perfectly Normal Way to Say Lava

105 hours 18 mins; December 26, 2022

Xenoblade Chronicles - Butt Gusting

137 hours 53 mins; December 19, 2022

Xenoblade Chronicles - Glutes Are On Your Butt

83 hours 15 mins; December 12, 2022

Xenoblade Chronicles Part 2 - What Else Is Fresh Other Than Babies

107 hours 19 mins; December 05, 2022

Sqaure Roots vs Cyber Monday

91 hours 38 mins; November 28, 2022

Xenoblade Chronicles - You're Either a Garfield or a Nermal

129 hours 15 mins; November 21, 2022

Live a Live Part 4 - 👁️👄👁️

166 hours 27 mins; November 14, 2022

Live a Live Part 3 - I'M A LOCAL BUSINESSMAN

161 hours 3 mins; November 07, 2022

Live a Live - G'Day Mate, I'm Sakamoto Ryōma

131 hours 56 mins; October 31, 2022

Live a Live - A Sacrificial Mound Near Dino Bone Canyon

177 hours 44 mins; October 24, 2022

Ōkami - We're Just Not That Into Vampires

134 hours 53 mins; October 17, 2022

Ōkami - Toooooooobi!

102 hours 57 mins; October 10, 2022

Ōkami - The Story of a Guide Named Brady

137 hours 10 mins; October 03, 2022

Ōkami - The Bone Diaries

102 hours 49 mins; September 26, 2022

Ōkami - An Amazing Person Slash Bird

150 hours 17 mins; September 19, 2022

Ōkami Part 1 - A Circle Looks Like This: O

119 hours 23 mins; September 12, 2022

The Wolf Among Us - That Was When Pigs Knew How to Jam

115 hours 51 mins; September 05, 2022

The Wolf Among Us Part 2 - Robocopped by the Tweedles

108 hours 24 mins; August 29, 2022

The Wolf Among Us - Let's Just All Lower Our Standards

123 hours 12 mins; August 22, 2022

South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 3 - Johnny Is So Good At This Game, and Everyone Clapped

134 hours 56 mins; August 15, 2022

South Park: The Stick of Truth - A Wolf, a Mongoose or Gay Bear All Night?

121 hours 57 mins; August 08, 2022

South Park: The Stick of Truth Part 1 - Urine: The Fart of the Front

146 hours 2 mins; August 01, 2022

Kingdom Hearts III - Vanessa Is Familiar

150 hours 37 mins; July 25, 2022

Kingdom Hearts III - Everything is Crabs

157 hours 53 mins; July 18, 2022

Kingdom Hearts III - This Podcast Will Be Used as State's Evidence

116 hours 34 mins; July 10, 2022

Kingdom Hearts III - You'll Know When To Wear Your Pink Bob Wigs

129 hours 35 mins; July 04, 2022

Kingdom Hearts III - Creepy Dolls With Human Skin

132 hours 26 mins; June 27, 2022

Xenogears - Rules Are Fake, The Listeners Have Chosen Anarchy

116 hours 49 mins; June 20, 2022

Xenogears Part 9 - He Was a P8nter Boy

88 hours 37 mins; June 13, 2022

Xenogears Part 8 - Dave Matthews Gave Paul COVID

161 hours 47 mins; June 06, 2022

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