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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.

Rogue Galaxy - Upsetting Revelations About Jecht With An Eyepatch

87 hours 54 mins; October 21, 2018

Rogue Galaxy - A Real Chaz

72 hours 27 mins; October 15, 2018

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - That's So... Ruma?

104 hours 34 mins; October 08, 2018

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Felix's Purrfect Plans

105 hours 48 mins; October 01, 2018

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Tootiest Sexiest!

123 hours 13 mins; September 24, 2018

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - Potter Babies!

106 hours 55 mins; September 17, 2018

The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion - TV's Gandalf

99 hours 2 mins; September 10, 2018

Final Fantasy VI - A Little Night Hooters

122 hours 32 mins; September 03, 2018

Final Fantasy VI - Sympathetic Catfishing

94 hours 34 mins; August 27, 2018

Final Fantasy VI - Sabin All My Love For You

93 hours 51 mins; August 19, 2018

Final Fantasy VI - Simply Quite Precrocious

106 hours 18 mins; August 15, 2018

Sierra Roots!

81 hours 24 mins; August 13, 2018

Final Fantasy VI - Canadian Jolly Ranchers

90 hours 37 mins; August 06, 2018

Final Fantasy VI - WAAARGH WAAAARGH WAAAARGH WAAAARGH

106 hours 55 mins; July 30, 2018

Final Fantasy VI - Meet Humpty, Also Dumpty

110 hours 12 mins; July 23, 2018

Final Fantasy VI - Translation By 90s Leonardo DiCaprio

91 hours 50 mins; July 16, 2018

Fable - Deep Lisa Turtle Lore Dive

84 hours 4 mins; July 09, 2018

Fable - You Kracken, Me Up!

92 hours 59 mins; July 02, 2018

Fable - The Sock Method

79 hours 18 mins; June 25, 2018

Fable - Rear Eye for the Right Guy

81 hours 7 mins; June 18, 2018

Fable - Spotify: The Monster of Blades

81 hours 10 mins; June 11, 2018

Fable - With The Power Of The Xbox

71 hours 53 mins; June 04, 2018

Grandia - Disney Dog Logic

70 hours 2 mins; May 28, 2018

Grandia - Mullen It Over

85 hours 22 mins; May 21, 2018

Grandia - Deus Ex Manta Ray

70 hours 47 mins; May 13, 2018

Grandia - The Worst Name For Dog People Imaginable

97 hours 36 mins; May 06, 2018

Grandia - I'm Gonna Rub Your Face Off

80 hours 10 mins; April 29, 2018

Grandia - Everyone Is Trying to Traumatize Vanessa

116 hours 13 mins; April 23, 2018

Grandia - Talk Sue-p

82 hours 10 mins; April 16, 2018

Grandia - APRIL FOOLS

94 hours 55 mins; April 09, 2018

Grandia - Cleveland Steaming

107 hours 29 mins; April 02, 2018

Grandia - Puff-Puff Eat the Dead

99 hours 22 mins; March 26, 2018

Phantasy Star IV - DTF: Down To Find Important Artifacts

91 hours 1 min; March 19, 2018

Phantasy Star IV - Robots? In MY Garuberk?

68 hours 9 mins; March 11, 2018

Phantasy Star IV - A Reverse Childbirth Kind of Scenario

95 hours 20 mins; March 04, 2018

Phantasy Star IV - A Sandworm Bris

90 hours 57 mins; February 26, 2018

Phantasy Star IV - No Jokes About Birth Valley

79 hours 38 mins; February 19, 2018

Square Roots Versus Commander Shepherd: The Song

71 hours 52 mins; February 17, 2018

Mass Effect - Dr. Ian Masseffect

77 hours 45 mins; February 12, 2018

Mass Effect - Promethean Toilet Culture

117 hours 29 mins; February 05, 2018

Mass Effect - Howl's Moving Castle Doctrine

110 hours 47 mins; January 28, 2018

Mass Effect - Space Rumspringa

120 hours 29 mins; January 21, 2018

Mass Effect - Geth Who's Coming to Dinner

107 hours 2 mins; January 14, 2018

Mass Effect -This Is My Favorite Cuckshed on the Citadel

102 hours 23 mins; January 07, 2018

Square Roots Versus Radical Dreamers

73 hours 59 mins; January 01, 2018

The Bards Tale - The Christmas Cinematic Universe

81 hours 35 mins; December 25, 2017

The Bard's Tale - I'm Hal Sparks!

80 hours 16 mins; December 18, 2017

The Bard's Tale - Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Gesa* (*But Were Afraid To Ask)

78 hours 17 mins; December 11, 2017

The Bard's Tale - Jerkin It

89 hours 19 mins; December 04, 2017

Parasite Eve - Jim's Third Birthday

82 hours 16 mins; November 27, 2017

Parasite Eve - L'il Baby Fresh Eyes

73 hours 34 mins; November 20, 2017

November Mailtacular!

41 mins; November 17, 2017

Parasite Eve - Accidental Clown Robbery

101 hours 4 mins; November 13, 2017

Chrono Trigger - Mama Don't Take My Chrono Clone Away

152 hours 55 mins; November 06, 2017

Chrono Trigger - Terrifying Boss Dong

87 hours 56 mins; October 30, 2017

Waxworks - Halloween Spooktacular ft. Mikel Reparaz

45 mins; October 27, 2017

Chrono Trigger - Chocolate! Chocolate! Chocolate! ACK!

97 hours 54 mins; October 23, 2017

Chrono Trigger - Funky Temperate Medina

101 hours 1 min; October 16, 2017

Chrono Trigger - Party Like It's 999

94 hours 21 mins; October 09, 2017

Final Fantasy XII - Muscle Toddler Trudeau

108 hours 11 mins; October 01, 2017

Final Fantasy XII - We All Float Down Here

93 hours 57 mins; September 24, 2017

Final Fantasy XII - Fancy Auron Versus Beardy Pinkshorts

103 hours 10 mins; September 17, 2017

Final Fantasy XII - Loafin' Around

94 hours 57 mins; September 10, 2017

Final Fantasy XII - You're Tearing Me Apart, Larsa

85 hours 20 mins; September 04, 2017

Final Fantasy XII - A Cacophony of Boy Detectives

95 hours 18 mins; August 28, 2017

Final Fantasy XII - A Nightmare on Sandsea

90 hours 5 mins; August 21, 2017

Final Fantasy XII - Secrets to Successful Rubix's Cube Smuggling

85 hours 43 mins; August 13, 2017

Final Fantasy XII - Surely This Is The Protagonist Now

114 hours 46 mins; August 07, 2017

Persona 3 - The Power of Friendship Vs. Cthulu

105 hours 2 mins; July 31, 2017

Persona 3 - Matthew's Metaphysical Corner

87 hours 28 mins; July 24, 2017

Persona 3 - He's a Real Naruto

88 hours 35 mins; July 16, 2017

Persona 3 - The Gang Gets Crucified

96 hours 57 mins; July 10, 2017

Persona 3 - Talkin' 'Bout Caulkin

86 hours 59 mins; July 03, 2017

Persona 3 - Tickling Her Fancy™

88 hours 6 mins; June 26, 2017

Persona 3 - Basically a Ghostbusters / Walter Peck Scenario

98 hours 25 mins; June 19, 2017

Persona 3 - Not For Teacher

90 hours 54 mins; June 12, 2017

Persona 3 - The Jim-Nasium

83 hours 27 mins; June 05, 2017

Persona 3 - Shin Megaman Tengen

89 hours 18 mins; May 29, 2017

Kingdom Hearts - Come, Guardian!

86 hours 10 mins; May 22, 2017

Kingdom Hearts - Beauty and Adam Carolla ft. Thirsty Grandma

81 hours 19 mins; May 14, 2017

Kingdom Hearts - Thicc With Two C's

70 hours 3 mins; May 08, 2017

Kingdom Hearts - Down Where It's Wetter

74 hours 59 mins; May 01, 2017

Kingdom Hearts - The Blue Genie's Kisses Might Be Softer

92 hours 13 mins; April 24, 2017

Kingdom Hearts - Cloud Strife: Cat Fan?

77 hours 14 mins; April 17, 2017

Kingdom Hearts - But Does That Mean I Have To Meet Your Father?

77 hours 56 mins; April 10, 2017

Super Mario RPG - Six Doors of Disappointment

87 hours 39 mins; April 03, 2017

The #Trypod Sampler!

39 mins; March 31, 2017

Super Mario RPG - How Bean Was My Valley?

95 hours 18 mins; March 27, 2017

Super Mario RPG - The Frightening Lineage Of Morton Koopa Jr.

83 hours 17 mins; March 20, 2017

Super Mario RPG - Belome!

89 hours 24 mins; March 13, 2017

The KOTOR Mailbag Episode!

79 hours 49 mins; March 11, 2017

Knights of the Old Republic - That's So Revan!

86 hours 8 mins; March 06, 2017

Knights of the Old Republic - Sith Valley High

92 hours 10 mins; February 27, 2017

Knights of the Old Republic - Dollar Store Darth Vader

61 hours 39 mins; February 20, 2017

Knights of the Old Republic - The Ballad of Gluupor

82 hours 6 mins; February 13, 2017

Knights of the Old Republic - The Kashyyk Redemption

73 hours 41 mins; February 06, 2017

Knights of the Old Republic - Meatbags!

67 hours 21 mins; January 30, 2017

Knights of the Old Republic - I Guess We Found Nemo

66 hours 37 mins; January 23, 2017

Knights of the Old Republic - Smokin' Laser Holes

71 hours 43 mins; January 16, 2017

Knights of the Old Republic - A Beginner's Guide To Turning A Wookie Evil

62 hours 35 mins; January 09, 2017

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