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Square Roots - THE Classic RPG Podcast

Square Roots is like a book club, but for classic RPGs! Each episode John, Matthew, Jim and Vanessa play through a chunkerino of one of your favorite RPGs, from Final Fantasy through Chrono Trigger. Are they experts? No. Are they qualified? Absolutely not. Are they good at RPGs? Probably not. But they're the fun kind of dumb, and that's what counts.

Final Fantasy X Interview Spectacular!

73 hours 9 mins; January 03, 2017

A Square Roots Christmas Miracle

10 mins; December 25, 2016

Final Fantasy X - The Ghost Hugs That Make Matthew Cry

93 hours 33 mins; December 19, 2016

Square Roots Versus Final Fantasy X Fashion

72 hours 28 mins; December 16, 2016

Final Fantasy X - The Bullshit Minigame... Episode!

70 hours 4 mins; December 12, 2016

Final Fantasy X - The Psychosexual Adventures of Jecht, Auron and Braska

71 hours 26 mins; December 05, 2016

Final Fantasy X - Kitty-Kat Genocide #YOLO

101 hours 1 min; November 28, 2016

Square Roots Versus Kingsglaive: Final Fantasy XV

82 hours 7 mins; November 25, 2016

Final Fantasy X - A Weekend At Bernie's Kind Of Situation

80 hours 11 mins; November 21, 2016

Final Fantasy X - Boob Pterodactyls Give The Best Hugs

70 hours 38 mins; November 14, 2016

Final Fantasy X - Kitty Cat Men On Snowmobiles

116 hours 7 mins; November 07, 2016

Final Fantasy X - Shoopuffs Good, Moonflow Jokes Bad

79 hours 56 mins; October 31, 2016

Square Roots Vs. Sweet Home October BOOOnus Episode

61 hours 7 mins; October 28, 2016

Final Fantasy X - Djose and the Pussycats ft. The Trial of the Century (Is Sin a Whale?)

95 hours 0 mins; October 24, 2016

Final Fantasy X - Remember the Tidus

86 hours 16 mins; October 17, 2016

Final Fantasy X - My Old Man Went Out For Sea Cigarettes And Never Came Back

105 hours 6 mins; October 10, 2016

Secret of Mana - So That's Where Snow Comes From, Featuring Nadia Oxford

110 hours 5 mins; October 03, 2016

Falltember Mailbag Explosion!

71 hours 12 mins; September 30, 2016

Secret of Mana - You'll Never Explode, Tree Mom!

71 hours 23 mins; September 25, 2016

Secret of Mana - Jema's Gettin' Blasted!

78 hours 28 mins; September 18, 2016

Secret of Mana - What Does Luna Look Like To You?

76 hours 56 mins; September 11, 2016

Secret of Mana - Spoiler Alert: Dyluck Straight Up Kills Girl

71 hours 34 mins; September 04, 2016

Secret of Mana - Further Ruminations on the Erotic Lives of the Elderly

70 hours 41 mins; August 28, 2016

Square Roots Versus Super Hydlide

45 mins; August 26, 2016

Cutting Room Floor Bonus Episode

13 mins; August 23, 2016

Secret of Mana - The Invisible Paw of Catipalism

64 hours 8 mins; August 21, 2016

August Mailbag w/ Julian Titus

80 hours 12 mins; August 19, 2016

Secret of Mana - Secret of Manaboys

77 hours 58 mins; August 14, 2016

Final Fantasy Fates Part 2

68 hours 8 mins; August 12, 2016

Secret of Mana - Denver The Sex Vore Dinosaur

74 hours 10 mins; August 07, 2016

Final Fantasy Fates Part 1

48 mins; August 04, 2016

Secret of Mana - The Cruel Disappointment of Rabite Man

69 hours 25 mins; July 31, 2016

Square Roots Versus Super Ninja Boy

48 mins; July 28, 2016

Secret of Mana - The Secret of Grandma

74 hours 15 mins; July 24, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - What The Heck Happened At The End Of FFIX?

93 hours 16 mins; July 17, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - I Hate You, Ghost Space Dad

94 hours 4 mins; July 10, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - The Zidane Tail Fiasco

82 hours 18 mins; July 03, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Meltigemini-Eew

88 hours 19 mins; June 26, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Farewell, My Sweet, Lovable Hedgehog Pie

71 hours 6 mins; June 19, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Teen Fortress 2

74 hours 46 mins; June 12, 2016

June Mailbag - Is Zell the Poochie of Final Fantasy?

46 mins; June 09, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Things Get Disc 3 Real

76 hours 21 mins; June 05, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Hill, Get Guarded!

95 hours 52 mins; May 29, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - French Children's Book Level Existential Sadness

89 hours 47 mins; May 22, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - So Many Moral Event Horizons

81 hours 32 mins; May 15, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Bored of the Dance, When Trees Explode

76 hours 20 mins; May 08, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Mr. Ghost, Fantasy Mass Transit Systems, and Poor Life Decisions

78 hours 11 mins; May 01, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Liz Hurley Hair, Metal Thongs, And The End of Disc 1

63 hours 41 mins; April 24, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Zidane's Cherry Camaro

75 hours 15 mins; April 18, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Zidane Is A Creep

45 mins; April 10, 2016

Final Fantasy IX - Kidnappers With The Rachel Haircut

50 mins; April 03, 2016

Episode 0 - What Is Square Roots?

13 mins; March 27, 2016

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